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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
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Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon |
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon"
On the bright side it'd make prostate exams easier |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
Sneezing and farting at the same time damn near opened a new portal in my colon
On the bright side it'd make prostate exams easier "
I couldn't sit an exam while laying flat on my face |
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By *agatoXXXMan 20 weeks ago
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too? "
That was cause of the Big Bang. |
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too?
That was cause of the Big Bang."
Ahhhhhhh. Gaia theory. Mother Earth called the painters in? |
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By *agatoXXXMan 20 weeks ago
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"Legend speaks that if one shits, pisses and sneezes at the same time, a portal to another dimension will open….
What happens if a period gush happens at the same time too?
That was cause of the Big Bang.
Ahhhhhhh. Gaia theory. Mother Earth called the painters in?"
Bazinga! |
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By *agatoXXXMan 20 weeks ago
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though 
I hope you used the bum mint provided in the urinal."
I thought it was a Lemon Drop? |
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By *uke Ozade OP Man 20 weeks ago
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"…..when you have a shit and a piss at the same time. Bloke next to me at the urinal didn’t agree though
I hope you used the bum mint provided in the urinal.
I thought it was a Lemon Drop?"
It’s actually a urinapple chunk |
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