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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex

We've just been on our traditional Sunday date morning/afternoon for coffee and croissants.

The cafe was run by no good, lazy, scared of a hard days work young people. Who despite being rushed off their feet were courteous, cheerful and efficient. The place was spotlessly clean and it was obvious they were working as a team.

What's to become of us all with these terrible youngsters ...?

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By *naswingdressWoman 18 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

We need to go back to my day when we were ard. When us useless kids wanted everything for nothing and would be children forever.

Or maybe back to your day, when you were dubbed the Me Generation and people bemoaned what was wrong with children.

Or back to Socrates' day, when children would not listen to their parents.

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By *ou only live onceMan 18 weeks ago

London

And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

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By *naswingdressWoman 18 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok."

Nah. They had what the elder Spartans bemoaned as a feminising force that would destroy nations. Writing. Oh noes!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok."

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"We need to go back to my day when we were ard. When us useless kids wanted everything for nothing and would be children forever.

Or maybe back to your day, when you were dubbed the Me Generation and people bemoaned what was wrong with children.

Or back to Socrates' day, when children would not listen to their parents."

We do.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Just wait til they drop your pumpkin on the table beside you.

It confuses the life out of the yoof.

Apparently 💜

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By *host63Man 18 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

I have mire to e for a lot of youngsters than most people my age.

It depends on who you meet in life.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 18 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you"

I suggest a stiff brandy followed by a lay down in a dark room then once recovered enough to pen a stern letter to the Telegraph recounting the traumatic experience..

If it's not to upsetting to revisit such events..

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Just wait til they drop your pumpkin on the table beside you.

It confuses the life out of the yoof.

Apparently 💜"

I just googled that. I had to Google 'brat summer' earlier

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you

I suggest a stiff brandy followed by a lay down in a dark room then once recovered enough to pen a stern letter to the Telegraph recounting the traumatic experience..

If it's not to upsetting to revisit such events..

"

I'm a 'snowflake' I probably need some sort of help line

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"I have mire to e for a lot of youngsters than most people my age.

It depends on who you meet in life."

I have time for most people

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Just wait til they drop your pumpkin on the table beside you.

It confuses the life out of the yoof.

Apparently 💜

I just googled that. I had to Google 'brat summer' earlier "

Oh it was only a reference to last night's waiting staff for me. I wasn't aware of it being connected to brat summer.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Just wait til they drop your pumpkin on the table beside you.

It confuses the life out of the yoof.

Apparently 💜

I just googled that. I had to Google 'brat summer' earlier

Oh it was only a reference to last night's waiting staff for me. I wasn't aware of it being connected to brat summer."

It's not but a load of YouTube videos of pumpkin dropping are returned from a Google search.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"It's not but a load of YouTube videos of pumpkin dropping are returned from a Google search. "

I'm imagining body painting a butt into a pumpkin, and then slut dropping to the floor.

I refuse to Google it now in case it's something else. Let me have that one.

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By *oonbath89Man 18 weeks ago

radstock

I suppose it depends on how they’re raised aswell , some aren’t scared of a hard days work because their parents might be grafters aswell , some want to be a bum and watch loose woman and moan about how society has doomed them

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple 18 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you

I suggest a stiff brandy followed by a lay down in a dark room then once recovered enough to pen a stern letter to the Telegraph recounting the traumatic experience..

If it's not to upsetting to revisit such events..

I'm a 'snowflake' I probably need some sort of help line"

Your doing ok in that you've described it well, I would still be laid on the floor of the cafe..

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By *rAitchMan 18 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Thanks for the earworm!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"It's not but a load of YouTube videos of pumpkin dropping are returned from a Google search.

I'm imagining body painting a butt into a pumpkin, and then slut dropping to the floor.

I refuse to Google it now in case it's something else. Let me have that one."

All yours! 🥳

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"I suppose it depends on how they’re raised aswell , some aren’t scared of a hard days work because their parents might be grafters aswell , some want to be a bum and watch loose woman and moan about how society has doomed them "

Twas ever thus

My op is somewhat tongue in cheek. I grow tired of people sniping at youngsters

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Thanks for the earworm!"

Happy to help !

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By *asterMeliodasMan 18 weeks ago

Newmill

Somewhere out there, essex tom is so mad at himself for not posting this first.

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Very true op, it's those old people you have to watch out for.

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you"

You sure you weren't having a dream during your Sunday afternoon nap?

We know the your of today would as soon as stab you when your back is turned.

No respect for those of us who got free milk at break time at school, free school meals, free uni education, dole and housing benefit during summer term, good pensions, access to NHS dentists and a foot on the housing ladder.

Honestly, what do they want out of life, do some hard work like the rest of us boomers. You don't get nowt for free!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Somewhere out there, essex tom is so mad at himself for not posting this first."

Probably somewhere in or around Essex. At a guess 💜

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you

You sure you weren't having a dream during your Sunday afternoon nap?

We know the your of today would as soon as stab you when your back is turned.

No respect for those of us who got free milk at break time at school, free school meals, free uni education, dole and housing benefit during summer term, good pensions, access to NHS dentists and a foot on the housing ladder.

Honestly, what do they want out of life, do some hard work like the rest of us boomers. You don't get nowt for free!"

***youf not your (honestly auto correct ruins a good rant)

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Very true op, it's those old people you have to watch out for. "

They're the worst! I mean we chatted to these people without patronising them and thanked them for their help. There really is no hope of the generations mixing amicably is there.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple 18 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"And I bet they could "hold a conversation" too, despite spending 27 hours a day on Tik Tok.

they could. They even made eye contact and made sure we had exactly what we wanted. We're doomed I tell you

You sure you weren't having a dream during your Sunday afternoon nap?

We know the your of today would as soon as stab you when your back is turned.

No respect for those of us who got free milk at break time at school, free school meals, free uni education, dole and housing benefit during summer term, good pensions, access to NHS dentists and a foot on the housing ladder.

Honestly, what do they want out of life, do some hard work like the rest of us boomers. You don't get nowt for free!

***youf not your (honestly auto correct ruins a good rant)"

I know!

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