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By *uke Ozade OP Man 10 weeks ago
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How did dinosaurs fuck? Look at them! T-Rex running around with a massive tail and you’d expect it to have a schlong like a punch bag but on every picture there’s nada. What about a brontosaurus? It’s like a block of flats on stumpy little legs. How can they fuck? And the spiky fucking stegosaurus hasn’t got a hope in hell. No wonder they’re extinct!  🦖🍆 |
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"😂😂 This is an entirely valid point.
I mean with those spindly little arms, Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t even masturbate and Immaculate conception only goes so far.
RIP dinosaurs 😜
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Girl Trex: pull my hair
Guy Trex: I'm fucking trying |
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"😂😂 This is an entirely valid point.
I mean with those spindly little arms, Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t even masturbate and Immaculate conception only goes so far.
RIP dinosaurs 😜
Girl Trex: pull my hair
Guy Trex: I'm fucking trying"
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"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.
The mr "
You got me thinking with this one.
Crocodiles are egg laying ancestors of dinosaurs and they have sex so surely they had a similar arrangement. Interesting fact (or not, take your pick), the males penis is permanently hard, it just pops out when mating. |
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Boring answer but male dinos deposited dino-spaff in the cloacal opening of the females and then females laid fertilised eggs. Dinosaur reproduction seems to be pretty similar to modern birds and reptiles. |
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Great post, surely the answer lies in creatures alive today. E.g. when have you seen an ostrich slong? Or a blue whale wanger? Even more closely related creatures like the gorilla have you ever seen ones dangling John Thomas? The answer must be the same where the male reproductive organ is largely internal but during sex extends to deliver the reproductive payload... I agree though if the modern elephants appendage is anything to go by a trex surely would more aptly be an abbreviation of a tripod-rex. |
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"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.
The mr
Imagine the size of the toast soldiers you'd need to dip in a dinosaur egg, not to mention the size of the egg cup!  "
Boil it over an active volcano for 5 mins, perfect, no snotty bits.
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"Thought it was common knowledge the produced eggs.
The mr
Imagine the size of the toast soldiers you'd need to dip in a dinosaur egg, not to mention the size of the egg cup! "
Do you shout out 'yabba, dabba, doo' at the same time?  |
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