"…..but you’d need a bigger bike! 
You have a marmite stained rusty tea towel holder instead of a minge."
I would but I'd have to bash my hand with a hammer so as it could service a hole such as yours |
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"I would have sex with you...
But giant penguins fried too much bacon at the last scout jamboree in Malabo. And they were wearing light up Healeys. Tut tut."
Sadly I can’t have sex with you because I suspect your just after my werthers originals  |
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By *aizyWoman 19 weeks ago
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"Sadly I can’t have sex with you because I suspect your just after my werthers originals
Dammit!!! Foiled again!
The werthers are in my pants… help yourself!!   "
I would but, he has werthers stuck to his willy, I don't like werthers  |
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"Sadly I can’t have sex with you because I suspect your just after my werthers originals
Dammit!!! Foiled again!
The werthers are in my pants… help yourself!!
I would but, he has werthers stuck to his willy, I don't like werthers "
Because she don’t like werthers |
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By *agatoXXXMan 19 weeks ago
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"Sadly I can’t have sex with you because I suspect your just after my werthers originals
Dammit!!! Foiled again!
The werthers are in my pants… help yourself!!
I would but, he has werthers stuck to his willy, I don't like werthers "
I like Werthers, but I don't like willies... |
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"Sadly I can’t have sex with you because I suspect your just after my werthers originals
Dammit!!! Foiled again!
The werthers are in my pants… help yourself!!
I would but, he has werthers stuck to his willy, I don't like werthers "
Imagine trying to peel a sticky werthers off my willy, painful!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"I’d have sex with you but that would be effort...
But you've hidden yourself so well
I don’t like sweet and spicy…..bitter and murky is more my taste "
I'd have sex with you but using that attachment for taking the stones out of horses hooves is a bit niche for Fab... |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"I'd have sex with you, but I prefer a multi-tool.  "
I'd be worried about the bath boiling dry while we fucked leading to the discovery of delicious salt at the bottom |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Someone didn't look carefully enough at their hotdog so it's no longer possible
Those pink gloves would contrast with my skin
The emoji scares me
Mrs "
I wouldn’t want to break your coffee table |
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