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Cupid’s Sweet Treat And Highway Code Themed Matchup
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Ey up good folks 😃
Yes, it is I, Cupid and I’m here to match you all up for quality rumpy pumpy once again.
You know how I work by now?
No?
Well, science by gum! - Shared interests equate to quality sex; It’s incontrovertible it is!
So, to procure yourself some of the sex stuff, firstly simply answer the following:
Question 1:
1. Which of the following do you like best….
a) Jam Tarts
b) Cherry Bakewells
c) Eccles cake
Question 2:
What is your favourite road sign?
(Mine is the old people crossing one which I always thought to resemble an old lady performing a proctological exploration of the old chap in fronts arse….but I digress…)
Anyhoo; Right - That’s the hard bit done 
Now, simply peruse everyone else’s answers.
What’s that you say? You see an exact match to your reply?
By the Gods! - It’s clearly fate! - You are destined for relations of a carnal nature with the said person….so start rubbing your bodies together in a lascivious manner post haste!
Good luck my fine people and as always, may fortune shine upon thy genitalia in this most righteous of quests 👍🏻
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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1. Eccles cake
2. In Cyprus there was a road sign on the approach to Happy Valley which showed grapes on the road followed by a slippery road sign. I always took that to mean you were allowed to drink wine going in to Happy Valley. |
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"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.
Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫"
Cupid gives his blessing 👍🏻👍🏻 😜 |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
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"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.
Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫"
Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔 |
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"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.
Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫
Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔"
I was thinking that too.
He’s mathematically challenged 💯 |
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"So, I appear to have marvellously matched with four⁴ delightful creatures, solely based on the Cherry Båkewell selection.
Let's just dispense with the roadsigns, shall we? 🚫
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Not sure about your maths Nero, I'm counting nine Cherry Bakewells 🤔"
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Daizy, I'm only counting the quims on here. I thrive for quims. Anyway, it's five⁵ now seeing that Misty has come out of hibernation.🐈⁵. |
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