So I thought many of us have had more adventurous lives than the majority of the population… what outrageous claim do you have.. that’s also true??
Ladies…. I have wanked over most of your tits… and not online in reality… Noooo Todge not mine you haven’t I hear you say… yes … even yours!!
How can that be possible?
Well I’ll tell you… the amount of times Ive flown the length of this country and abroad… and had a wank on a plane… I must have wanked over you at some point 
So next time you’re hanging out the washing and think - bloody pigeons…. Could be a Todge bomb!! |
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I've had multiple outrageous experiences, most of which aren't light hearted enough for a thread such as this.
I have some fab related ones which I can't repeat either without getting into bother. |
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"I've had multiple outrageous experiences, most of which aren't light hearted enough for a thread such as this.
I have some fab related ones which I can't repeat either without getting into bother. "
I double dare ya |
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"So I thought many of us have had more adventurous lives than the majority of the population… what outrageous claim do you have.. that’s also true??
Ladies…. I have wanked over most of your tits… and not online in reality… Noooo Todge not mine you haven’t I hear you say… yes … even yours!!
How can that be possible?
Well I’ll tell you… the amount of times Ive flown the length of this country and abroad… and had a wank on a plane… I must have wanked over you at some point
So next time you’re hanging out the washing and think - bloody pigeons…. Could be a Todge bomb!! "
So….that chem trail conspiracy….It was you?! 😜 |
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"So I thought many of us have had more adventurous lives than the majority of the population… what outrageous claim do you have.. that’s also true??
Ladies…. I have wanked over most of your tits… and not online in reality… Noooo Todge not mine you haven’t I hear you say… yes … even yours!!
How can that be possible?
Well I’ll tell you… the amount of times Ive flown the length of this country and abroad… and had a wank on a plane… I must have wanked over you at some point
So next time you’re hanging out the washing and think - bloody pigeons…. Could be a Todge bomb!!
So….that chem trail conspiracy….It was you?! 😜"
I can neither confirm nor deny….. |
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Some say i accidently started a gangbang also was once bitten by a girl on the belly
There was also that time where i fell in love with a girl and it made me insane other than that i try keep my more crazy storys off the internet to protect the secret identity of the superheros involved |
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"I've had multiple outrageous experiences, most of which aren't light hearted enough for a thread such as this.
I have some fab related ones which I can't repeat either without getting into bother.
I double dare ya "
You know that famous Jack Nicholson line about how they can't handle the truth? Fanny blindness really is a thing that means it's pointless pulling the pin on that grenade |
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"Some say i accidently started a gangbang also was once bitten by a girl on the belly
There was also that time where i fell in love with a girl and it made me insane other than that i try keep my more crazy storys off the internet to protect the secret identity of the superheros involved "
Now we’re cooking!!  |
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"I've had multiple outrageous experiences, most of which aren't light hearted enough for a thread such as this.
I have some fab related ones which I can't repeat either without getting into bother.
I double dare ya
You know that famous Jack Nicholson line about how they can't handle the truth? Fanny blindness really is a thing that means it's pointless pulling the pin on that grenade "
Fanny blinds?? Can you get them at Dunelm??   |
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I once sold a car to a British spy who was so stupid and careless he got thrown out of Moscow less than a month after his spying started.
He was given a shit job in London after.
The Russian spy I also sold a car to was thrown out of London in retaliation, but he was far too clever to ever get caught.
He got a plum job after.
I nearly shagged a lovely woman fron the Qatari Embassy after our drink was spiked by a different British spy.
He too was a bit stupid, because we were both happily monogamous to our respective partners, so we worked out that our friskiness was chemically induced.
He was the only person who could have spiked the drinks, and was looking for incriminating leverage.
He failed miserably, and he was fired from the FCO within a few days for being blatantly shit at both the plan and its execution.
So, the outrageously true bit is that British spies are consistently a bit stupid.
I was never a spy of course - only a very stupid spy would make this post  . |
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"So I thought many of us have had more adventurous lives than the majority of the population… what outrageous claim do you have.. that’s also true??
Ladies…. I have wanked over most of your tits… and not online in reality… Noooo Todge not mine you haven’t I hear you say… yes … even yours!!
How can that be possible?
Well I’ll tell you… the amount of times Ive flown the length of this country and abroad… and had a wank on a plane… I must have wanked over you at some point
So next time you’re hanging out the washing and think - bloody pigeons…. Could be a Todge bomb!! "
So at one mile up and doing 500mph you had a lovely relaxing wank out the back door of an airbus? 😆😆 |
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"So I thought many of us have had more adventurous lives than the majority of the population… what outrageous claim do you have.. that’s also true??
Ladies…. I have wanked over most of your tits… and not online in reality… Noooo Todge not mine you haven’t I hear you say… yes … even yours!!
How can that be possible?
Well I’ll tell you… the amount of times Ive flown the length of this country and abroad… and had a wank on a plane… I must have wanked over you at some point
So next time you’re hanging out the washing and think - bloody pigeons…. Could be a Todge bomb!!
So at one mile up and doing 500mph you had a lovely relaxing wank out the back door of an airbus? 😆😆"
Back door?? Is that a euphemism?? |
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"I once sold a car to a British spy who was so stupid and careless he got thrown out of Moscow less than a month after his spying started.
He was given a shit job in London after.
The Russian spy I also sold a car to was thrown out of London in retaliation, but he was far too clever to ever get caught.
He got a plum job after.
I nearly shagged a lovely woman fron the Qatari Embassy after our drink was spiked by a different British spy.
He too was a bit stupid, because we were both happily monogamous to our respective partners, so we worked out that our friskiness was chemically induced.
He was the only person who could have spiked the drinks, and was looking for incriminating leverage.
He failed miserably, and he was fired from the FCO within a few days for being blatantly shit at both the plan and its execution.
So, the outrageously true bit is that British spies are consistently a bit stupid.
I was never a spy of course - only a very stupid spy would make this post ."
Mums the word!!  |
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