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sit up straight and stop chewing.. time for the morning register.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning!
Can I flick bits of paper at you whilst I'm on my iPhone listening to dappy
Chewing my gum !
Today I will be unpacking from our trip back to Blighty, mowing the lawn doing washing and nipping to the shops. No that much fun really .   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a late note from my mummy. Slept in..........and you can forget me calling you sir 
Might clean the car later and I'm digging footings for an extension. |
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I'm quite liking being called sir 
Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.
Who's brought me an apple?
....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm here. But a dog ate my homework. 
Have you brought Holiday snaps for show and tell
The same dog created a computer virus and it ate my photos "
Clever Doggy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here Sir having a lazy pj day as for my homework i could say dog ate it but that would be a lie I don't have one. So I will tell the truth I went to get it and found it stuck to the page of a magazine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning mr boxer
Morning everyone
Sorry im late,.had to go shopping for the one legged blind lady down the road.
Oi whose got the pea shooter, frigging paper pea just hit me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive been to the drs baked a birthday cake and 12 cup cakes i am now going to sit down and enjoy my coffee before i sort lunch and change the beds...I could get used to this being at home all day |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school
You need to stay behind again!!! "
Please sir! Please Sir! can she join us in the corner, we like bad girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm quite liking being called sir
Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.
Who's brought me an apple?
....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready. "
Sorry Sir,
I'm so late, no homework, no apple, I'll bend over now, please cane me now.
Thank-you Sir |
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Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.
And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.
So please can we be excused Sir? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.
And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.
So please can we be excused Sir? "
I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??  |
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"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.
And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.
So please can we be excused Sir?
I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished?? "
Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.
Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.
And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.
So please can we be excused Sir?
I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??
Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.
Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple. "
Not an apple but I have something juicy you can lick |
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"Oh and if you want a verification Sir we'll be at la chambre tonight (only socially cos of my medication) and im always happy to give a friendly newbie a helping hand
Thanks Someone else recommended la chambre too. Does one need to register as a member first? "
I think you can register at the door but double check the club site (la chambre dot biz). It is a single male friendly club and tonight (as well as Sunday) is all invited.
Time it right (9:30ish) and you might be on the same tour as Ruby Sophia and me (i don't need the tour but enjoy the heckling and opportunity to perv new men so often stalk the tours ). |
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"I'm quite liking being called sir
Too many excuses for the homework tho... might have to get my cane out.
Who's brought me an apple?
....and any late comers (no innuendos please) better have their excuses at the ready. "
I have brought you a Cox's Pippin. My maths homework might be a little bit error strewn as the dog has chewed ma slide rule  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry to respond so late Sir but I've been at the hospital all morning and I'll be here for at least another hour or so.
And I've got Ruby Sophia here too cos im not allowed to drive myself home.
So please can we be excused Sir?
I'm the gobby one!! Not apologising for being late, does that mean I'll be punished??
Another one staying behind after class... I need to get myself a bigger cane.
Nearly home time and not one of you has got me an apple. "
Funkys Dog ate it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here sir ...soz i am late could not find my knickers u pulled them down in the staff room where u put them ... I need another detention after school
You need to stay behind again!!!
Please sir! Please Sir! can she join us in the corner, we like bad girls "
Oh yes us bad girls like corner fun cum join us be bad with us |
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"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl "
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor |
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"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor "
teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me xx |
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"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor
teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me xx"
If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor
teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me xx If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents"
If am on time in the future can i please have an A* in Biology |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor
teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me xx"
Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds |
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"as i was first to answer you sir, i think i should be given special attention pmsl
Yes... you're quite the model pupil. You can be teacher's pet and if you keep up the good work I may even make you the Milk Monitor
teachers pet makes me target for bullies though lol... hopefully, they be kind to me xx If anyone gives you any problems just snitch on them and I will deal with them.... which may include calling their parents
If am on time in the future can i please have an A* in Biology "
I want you here on time on monday... no excuses. |
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"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds
just how hard a time ? "
Oi.. keep away from them naughty boys.. I don't want you getting in with the wrong crowd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was I supposed to be at school today?? I thought we weren't due back after the easter hols till Monday.
Homework? What homework? I obviously wasn't listening on the last day before we broke up for the hols - I can get D to give me a good slap if needs be Sir (he's pretty good at it too!)
Apple? I thought it was bananas or carrots to be given to the teacher in this class  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Us naughty lot in the corner won't bully you, just give you a hard time behind the bike sheds
just how hard a time ?
Oi.. keep away from them naughty boys.. I don't want you getting in with the wrong crowd. "
sorry sir won't happen again |
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