Got messaged by a guy on fab, he didnt send a pic,
his profile didnt tell me much just showed a droopy dick.
He told me he was quite a stud and him i shouldnt miss
But he was ‘number 24’ today who’d told me this.
He asked if i’d add him as friends,
Though we had never met.
I mean how could a girl resist
His 2 friend pics i’d get.
It wasnt for my videos or just to perv and wank
Hed even buy my knickers, pop the money in my bank
He told me i was beautiful the best he‘d ever seen
I was his walking princess, his perfect sexy dream
He told my mate the same last week, i guess his tastes have changed
Since she told him he was just a prat,
and she thought he was deranged
He must be rather special though, cause hes been on here a year
Got no info what hes looking for and location just says near.
But his profiles stays unwritten, while he thinks what he should say.
And his veris have all come from men
But he’s definitely not gay
I think i should message straight away
And tell him my number quick
As he knows that cause i come on here
Im just desperate for some dick
Doesn’t matter what my profile says, didnt read it anyway
Get myself to his hotel room, cause hes local for 1 day
And his wife dont understand him
Gives affection just in dregs
SO im off to meet my dream boy i cant wait to spread my legs.
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I know that with so many messages some women here get frustrated or even cross, but I’ve never seen someone driven to poetry.
Excellent work! I’m going to send you a dick pic to inspire you some more. |
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"I know that with so many messages some women here get frustrated or even cross, but I’ve never seen someone driven to poetry.
Excellent work! I’m going to send you a dick pic to inspire you some more."
Lol. It was a bit of tongue in cheek humour. |
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I'm glad to see you understand the norms around this site
And armed with newfound knowledge now the future's looking bright
What seemed an awful message was in fact one really slick
How fortunate for you you're seeking nothing more than dick
He could have left you all alone, he could have run and hid
But it was into *your* DMs our gallant hero slid
He could have knit a sweater vest, he could have bought some specs
Instead he most magnanimously tried to buy your kecks
A fact of life is that the sword is stronger than the pen
So veris mean much more when they originate from men
You're just one gal in thousands who are due to take his seed
So spare a thought for schedule woes; you think he's time to read?!
And now we must address your mate, the words he didn't say
You *were* the one most beautiful he'd seen so far that day
He didn't mean of all the days, and so your friend was too
I hope that now it's clearer that no lies were told to you
You've hit upon a rare one, for this man is in demand
While every other fella has to make do with his hand
So spread your legs in joy to know you've landed such a catch
An absolutely positively picture perfect match. |
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By *ripfillMan 19 weeks ago
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I guess the good ones will get to the top !!
The others just will fall away and flop,
True honest spirts on fab make the effort to catch
The real persons we want to meet and match.
Dick pics are for private show
If you turn the lights out mine just glow
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"I'm glad to see you understand the norms around this site
And armed with newfound knowledge now the future's looking bright
What seemed an awful message was in fact one really slick
How fortunate for you you're seeking nothing more than dick
He could have left you all alone, he could have run and hid
But it was into *your* DMs our gallant hero slid
He could have knit a sweater vest, he could have bought some specs
Instead he most magnanimously tried to buy your kecks
A fact of life is that the sword is stronger than the pen
So veris mean much more when they originate from men
You're just one gal in thousands who are due to take his seed
So spare a thought for schedule woes; you think he's time to read?!
And now we must address your mate, the words he didn't say
You *were* the one most beautiful he'd seen so far that day
He didn't mean of all the days, and so your friend was too
I hope that now it's clearer that no lies were told to you
You've hit upon a rare one, for this man is in demand
While every other fella has to make do with his hand
So spread your legs in joy to know you've landed such a catch
An absolutely positively picture perfect match."
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Spread your legs and enjoy his seed
You are one of the lucky ones indeed
One of fab's true life heroes
All the others just pale into zeros
You better be quick before there forms a queue
Of all the ladies who wish to take their places before you
So do buckle up and enjoy the ride
Who knows, you may even become his bride |
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Ive loved all the responses
Each and every one
Im glad you got my humor
And joined in with the fun
Feel free to keep on adding more
To keep me entertained
While i lay here with ceiling cracks,
Imprinting in my brain
For spread my legs i did with glee
His blessing to receive
And now the buggers chained me up
And just wont let me leave. 😈😈
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