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Morning Wank Leader Board
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Feel free to set the scene and include important information… before our panel of expert judges give you a Wanker Rating! | |||
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"Pfffttt I had a failed lady wank this morning so I'm all jittery 🫨🫨" Please contact our Lend a hand helpdesk staff for assistance!!   | |||
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"I had a lovely wank but it didn't come to fruition ." We will put this down as Did Not Finish - under investigation- potential mechanical failure! | |||
"Straight in at the bottom (fnarr fnarr) because I haven’t had one for days." Put you down as - Did not Qualify | |||
"I’ll be a late contender for the esteemed title but I’m confident that my patented wanky-wanky skills will surely lead me to a wondrous victory 😛" Still on Warm up & Practice. | |||
"I had a lovely wank but it didn't come to fruition . We will put this down as Did Not Finish - under investigation- potential mechanical failure! "Really ok so my take from this ,must do better . | |||
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"Yep, twice. 😇😇" Storming into the lead with a blistering couple of laps!! | |||
"Yep, twice. 😇😇" She’s two up | |||
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"I think I win for efficiency. One vibrator plus a dirty mind and I successfully had a small but pleasant moment in around 4 minutes "Oooh someone just set a fastest lap!! | |||
"Pfffttt I had a failed lady wank this morning so I'm all jittery 🫨🫨" Still got rest of the day to try again for round 2 😉 | |||
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 three very successful ones  | |||
"Does yesterday count three very successful ones "Sorry - you risk disqualification if you try to include illegal qualification attempts * * unless you PM me pics of your boobs obviously  | |||
