…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.
Why?
I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.
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Kombucha.
I was in New Street Station with a forum user after a big social. They were adamant it would have me feeling rejuvenated in no time.
Fucking foul monstrosity. I don't get hangovers but that's the closest I've come to vomiting the morning after. |
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"Kombucha.
I was in New Street Station with a forum user after a big social. They were adamant it would have me feeling rejuvenated in no time.
Fucking foul monstrosity. I don't get hangovers but that's the closest I've come to vomiting the morning after."
A quick google says to me “Hell No!” too 🤮 |
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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋"
Oi. Although I do like being called a harlot. Going to introduce someone to PSLs soon. I hope he likes them. And me after his first sip.  |
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"Actually, scrub "Rollercoasters", the harlot above just reminded me: PSLs. Never again. 🧋
Oi. Although I do like being called a harlot. Going to introduce someone to PSLs soon. I hope he likes them. And me after his first sip. "
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It's no different to one introducing to their future mother in law. |
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"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.
Why?
I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.
Your turn….."
It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe. |
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"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.
Why?
I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.
Your turn…..
It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe."
I’ll be sticking to shakes and pancakes instead. |
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"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.
Why?
I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.
Your turn…..
It tastes like someone mixed kebab meat with the sole of a shoe.
I’ll be sticking to shakes and pancakes instead. "
I bought it for a healthy snack at work and it took me longer than my break just to chew it. Awful stuff. |
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Riding on a tandem bike. It was through the busy city streets of Tallinn. I wasn't an overly confident cyclist at the time plus I had morning sickness, so we felt sharing a bike was the safest way. At one point my husband forgot I was sat behind him and got off the bike the normal way and kicked his pregnant wife in the face. I remember screaming so much while we cycled about how much I hated him and how I was going to die. Not my finest moment. I got a taxi back. |
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Sex.
I mean. What’s that all about. There’s all this movement and sweat and no-one moves anywhere. Then it seems like it’s getting somewhere and poof. It’s all wet & sticky. So now you’re simultaneously hot and sweaty & cold and wet.
Someone’s looking at you like you’re expected to say something…
Can’t see what the fuss is about. Total waste of .£2.99 if you ask me. |
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"…you tried something, and decided there n then that it would be the only time.
Why?
I was persuaded to try beef jerky by some gym mates that swear by it for high protein goals. The stuff is MINGING! It’s got the texture of rubber bands, and tastes like a cross between cheesy feet and boiled Y-fronts.
Your turn….."
That's because it's Jerky... you want to try some proper South African biltong... 100 x better than jerky |
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