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"Cunt 💜 I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something." I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now. But oh boy do I wanna | |||
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"My favourite swear word is surprisingly not even in English. Very satisfying to use in appropriate circumstances 😂" Soo what it is? How bad could it possibly be.  | |||
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"Cunt 💜 I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something. I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now. But oh boy do I wanna" I drop it in office when we have fancy visitors. How I've managed to remain gainfully employed I don't know 💜 | |||
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"My favourite swear word is surprisingly not even in English. Very satisfying to use in appropriate circumstances 😂 Soo what it is? How bad could it possibly be. "FODA-SE. It flows so well when the F is emphasised 😂 | |||
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"Cunt here too, I love how offended people can get by such as small word, I generally use it in an affectionate way to the Mr as he's a cunt. Mrs " Because it was in the book I was reading on the way home : Imagine if other words caused the same visceral reaction from people. You and I are having a lovely conversation in a café. You casually mention the word yogurt in an anecdote and I stop you, mid-sentence, saying I find your use of that word “pathetic.” I’m genuinely upset by your use of the word yogurt. I’ve never said “yogurt.” Not even when I stub my toe. How could you possibly say that? There are children here. Children who now, thanks to me, know a word that gets a reaction. A word that has power because I gave it power. Deep down, the only reason I hate the word yogurt is because I know that everyone calls me a “whiny little yogurt” behind my back. | |||
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"Cunt 💜 I swear like a particularly obscene trooper. Especially once I get emotionally engaged with something. I cant help flinging the f bomb when I get excited, sadly I'd get a slap saying cunt where I am now. But oh boy do I wanna I drop it in office when we have fancy visitors. How I've managed to remain gainfully employed I don't know 💜" Yup, it's got such a nice ring to it, and it goes well with alot of other swears too.  | |||
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"I'm actually sick to my back teeth of swearing,we have neighbours that literally cannot say more than two words that's not FUCK and CUNT. Usually at the top of their voices shouting at each other 24/7. So as far as swearing goes I'm all fucked out." Sorry to hear this. They sound like a pair of fucking cunts. | |||
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"Is there no love for shit here? ….the word I mean….obviously 😜" Ah fuck me yah cunt. | |||
"Is there no love for shit here? ….the word I mean….obviously 😜 Ah fuck me yah cunt. " 😂😂😜 | |||
"Is there no love for shit here? ….the word I mean….obviously 😜" If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit...... | |||
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"Is there no love for shit here? ….the word I mean….obviously 😜 If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit......" Or a possible alternative: ‘Shih Tzu’ 😜 | |||
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"I don’t swear. 😏 Narrator - …. Bullshit! " Bless you ... ! 🤣 | |||
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"I love the word fuck... I will throw it into random sentences just coz it's a great fucking word " Fuck is a great word, fuck, fuckin, fucking, fuckit, fuckinell, fuckme, fuckyou, fuckoutofit, fucough, fuckoff, fuckyes, fuckno, fuckknows, fucknose, fuckface, facefuck, fuckthat, fuckinggreat, thankfuck, fuckingawesome, fuckedoff, fuckedup, fuckish, fuckers, fucks, fucked, fuuUUCK. I'm not a big swearer have always seen it a bit unnecessary and off nice but when I think no one is around its definitely some form of fuck haha!. Fuck. x FUUuucKING GREAT THREAD OP x | |||
"Is there no love for shit here? ….the word I mean….obviously 😜 If my grandchildren are around I use shitake mushrooms instead of shit...... Or a possible alternative: ‘Shih Tzu’ 😜 " Isn't that just a zoo full of puppies? | |||
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"I’m not really a person that swears that much, but I do use the word twat a lot when someone has annoyed me" Likewise. I'm not a big swearer. However twat gets used a lot when I'm driving!! | |||
"Fuck is a great word, fuck, fuckin, fucking, fuckit, fuckinell, fuckme, fuckyou, fuckoutofit, fucough, fuckoff, fuckyes, fuckno, fuckknows, fucknose, fuckface, facefuck, fuckthat, fuckinggreat, thankfuck, fuckingawesome, fuckedoff, fuckedup, fuckish, fuckers, fucks, fucked, fuuUUCK. I'm not a big swearer have always seen it a bit unnecessary and off nice but when I think no one is around its definitely some form of fuck haha!. Fuck. x FUUuucKING GREAT THREAD OP x" You left out fuckwit fuck this fucksake fuckstick (had a friend who used to say "piss up a rope, fuckstick") fuck factory (Succession - excellent source of swears - "shit show at the fuck factory") Bollocks just feels nice to say. Cunting arsewipe (that one's usually in my head). Sunday lunch with my mother in law, the ex husband randomly asks one of the kids, probably aged about 8, what their favourite swear word is. "Fuckadoodledoo" was the immediate response | |||
"I love the word fuck... I will throw it into random sentences just coz it's a great fucking word Fuck is a great word, fuck, fuckin, fucking, fuckit, fuckinell, fuckme, fuckyou, fuckoutofit, fucough, fuckoff, fuckyes, fuckno, fuckknows, fucknose, fuckface, facefuck, fuckthat, fuckinggreat, thankfuck, fuckingawesome, fuckedoff, fuckedup, fuckish, fuckers, fucks, fucked, fuuUUCK. I'm not a big swearer have always seen it a bit unnecessary and off nice but when I think no one is around its definitely some form of fuck haha!. Fuck. x FUUuucKING GREAT THREAD OP x" All of this haha and the occasional twat! | |||
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"I like cunt when used as an insult probably my 3 favourite things to call someone in no paticular order is ignorant cunt, useless cunt and stinking cunt " I often go for cunt of a cunt | |||
