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Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
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Licking Dick Does Absolutely Nothing (just put it back in your mouth please) |
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"Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
Example
Licking Dick Does Absolutely Nothing (just put it back in your mouth please) "
Noted 👍🏻 |
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Im relieved - i thought this was a thread about my performance in general!! Something that does nothing for me… spanking doesn’t turn me on doing it although happy to if you like it - no interest at all in receiving |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
Example
Licking Dick Does Absolutely Nothing (just put it back in your mouth please)
Noted 👍🏻"
Don't listen to him it does more than just a physical sensation. It looks hot as fuck, as well as tickling in a good way |
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"Oral when it feels like something to be done “in return”.
This. If they’re doing it because they feel they should rather than want. Urgh just don’t bother.
Enthusiasm matters"
Exactly I love going down on a woman. Not because I'm forced to but because I want to. Enthusiasm in the moment makes the sex miles better |
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One that did the opposite of nothing was one girl seemed to want to use my testicles as stress balls.
Take them in the palm of her when and grind them together and felt like trying to tie them in knots. 😖
I'm game for most things but not ended up with a twisted bollock 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
Example
Licking Dick Does Absolutely Nothing (just put it back in your mouth please) "
Exactly.
Also playing with the tongue around the glans. Absolutely nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Licking or sucking ears, nipple play and when they tap or slap instead of fingering…. Just no "
Tap and slap fair enough..
But who dosent a gentle teasing suck or like on the the ear?
Fundamental basic of good foreplay darling? No?  |
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By *ir tootMan 20 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
Example
Licking Dick Does Absolutely Nothing (just put it back in your mouth please) "
No please don't, I give ownership of my cock to whomever wants it.
Besides tongues are awsome.
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"Licking or sucking ears, nipple play and when they tap or slap instead of fingering…. Just no
Tap and slap fair enough..
But who dosent a gentle teasing suck or like on the the ear?
Fundamental basic of good foreplay darling? No? "
Absolutely not, it would be a complete turn off for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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When she's squatting on top and instead of going up and down the shaft, she just locks onto my pelvis and just bounces both pelvises up and down into the mattress, resulting in no penis-vagina friction whatsoever, and in me feeling nauseous from the rocking motion. |
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"When I’m in reverse cowgirl & he goes for my bum hole with his thumb!! No! Just no!
My leg would be swinging round and kicking him in the teeth if he tried that! "
Yeah definitely not attempted that hahahaha |
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By *irthandgirthMan 19 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Oral when it feels like something to be done “in return”.
This. If they’re doing it because they feel they should rather than want. Urgh just don’t bother.
Enthusiasm matters"
This goes for anything. I don't want it if they are doing it just to please me. It feels icky and borderline r*pey. I want my partner to get something out of it, or it's off the table. |
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"Lets see if we can start something here by listing the things in sex that absolutely do NOTHING for you at-all.
Example
My Ex Wife. 😶
I think we had the same ex wife."
… at least that would have been slightly risqué |
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By *uvery30Woman 19 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
Where to start haha.
When I say I like my nipples played with and they just grip them like they are trying to jump start a car  .
Nope please stop it hurts and is not nice just play with them nicely please x |
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By *irthandgirthMan 19 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Metronomic pounding.
B-oring… (in both senses)
That’s why I insist on having Dave Brubeck playing in the background, the 5/4 time is much more interesting "
When you can keep up with Mario Duplantier's(drummer from Gojira) epic 45/4 timing, I will be waiting with your well deserved medal. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 19 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Hangover sex.
I'm dehydrated as fuck. I probably won't finish and it will be a race between making the lady climax and getting a crippling headache that can only be fixed with 3 cups of tea and a bacon sandwich. |
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"Where to start haha.
When I say I like my nipples played with and they just grip them like they are trying to jump start a car .
Nope please stop it hurts and is not nice just play with them nicely please x"
That's it, I like playing with them gently but when asked to pinch or bite hard, I find it
a real turn off. |
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"People complain far too much, I'm just happy to be there."
This!
In my experience, there’s nothing on this post that wouldn’t be totally OK with me, depending on the person I’m with at the time. Maybe I’m odd, but some people just seem to be able to do the strangest shit and make it sexy even though it would be gross, laughable, creepy or all three when done by anyone else?! |
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By *uvery30Woman 19 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
"Where to start haha.
When I say I like my nipples played with and they just grip them like they are trying to jump start a car .
Nope please stop it hurts and is not nice just play with them nicely please x
That's it, I like playing with them gently but when asked to pinch or bite hard, I find it
a real turn off."
Massively and even worse when they done sense it eather that it's not enjoyable and carry on doing it |
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just can't see the point, got much better places if want to rub against something 
