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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work? |
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"I’d bang me.
The mr
But would your dickhead facade stop you from wanting to or would you see the adorable cute man behind it?  "
But I’m a dickhead also, so I’d be laughing and thinking “ this guys a good laugh he’s o’rate “
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Body wise….
Probably not, there’s faaar better out there.
But I accept me for who I am, until I can get back into the gym.
Then I’ll be a lot happier in appearance.
Personality….
Yeah that’s not too shabby |
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I’m sure we’re a great meet, especially for singles as we’re so very thoughtful and respectful.
We always treat our meets as equals and we have few rules or boundaries so meets don’t feel pressure to do things by numbers.
The fact that everyone we’ve ever ended up naked with have remained good friends is also pretty cool and says a lot to us about the way we make them feel. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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Am I a good person to meet? Chances are I'll put out so in that sense yes.
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But in the run up to it, would you be on board with you? I guess if you're wanting the sex, you'll get the sex so yes, that's a definite positive. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"I know we're meant to be self-deprecating in these but fuck that. I'd be delighted to meet with me. "
You're not *meant* to be anything. I like the whole gamut in threads. Especially if I start them.  |
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"I know we're meant to be self-deprecating in these but fuck that. I'd be delighted to meet with me.
You're not *meant* to be anything. I like the whole gamut in threads. Especially if I start them. "
It was more of a general observation and absolutely not aimed at you. 😘
I'm pretty sure I'd show me a good time! 😂 |
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"I know we're meant to be self-deprecating in these but fuck that. I'd be delighted to meet with me.
You're not *meant* to be anything. I like the whole gamut in threads. Especially if I start them.
It was more of a general observation and absolutely not aimed at you. 😘
I'm pretty sure I'd show me a good time! 😂"
If I were you I'd meet me 💜 |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"I’m sure we’re a great meet, especially for singles as we’re so very thoughtful and respectful.
We always treat our meets as equals and we have few rules or boundaries so meets don’t feel pressure to do things by numbers.
The fact that everyone we’ve ever ended up naked with have remained good friends is also pretty cool and says a lot to us about the way we make them feel."
It really does - I quite like that. The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. How you make someone feel, how you and they are afterwards, that's so important.
You two are more than a pretty penis/quim. And as much as I hate the word meet, I'm sure you two are a fantastic meet.  |
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Yeah, I like to think I'm a good meet. I'm respectful of people I'm with, engaging when it comes to conversation, show an interest in them and their likes. I suppose my only worry is I'd find myself a bit too straightlaced and even though I've been told that's different when we're in the bedroom, I can see why I may not excite people in the way they want. |
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I've really struggled with this one. Dipping in and out of this thread, wondering what to write for suitable self-aggrandisement.
Yes, I would meet myself for some quirky style advice and to discuss my future ex-wives. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"Bit boring but the cock's alright. 6/10 would bang again if there wasn't anything good on TV."
Aww Lorenzo, don't be so hard on yourself. You're at least a 6.5/10. Only a tiny bit boring. xoxo |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"Body wise….
Probably not, there’s faaar better out there.
But I accept me for who I am, until I can get back into the gym.
Then I’ll be a lot happier in appearance.
Personality….
Yeah that’s not too shabby "
The not too shabby personality easily makes everything top tier. Fuck the body worries, you're not too shabby, Preston. 🤎 (it's an autumnal heart! Isn't that so cute?) |
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"And as much as I hate the word meet, I'm sure you two are a fantastic meet. "
That’s really good to hear Meli, thank you.
I’m sure you’re a delightful meet yourself, always great company and who wouldn’t wanna see that delightful quim in the flesh  |
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This is a very tricky questions as I often don’t see in myself what other people do, so I will not date myself (nor meet at the moment either) and I believe that’s what I’m projecting to the world  |
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"I know we're meant to be self-deprecating in these but fuck that. I'd be delighted to meet with me.
You're not *meant* to be anything. I like the whole gamut in threads. Especially if I start them.
It was more of a general observation and absolutely not aimed at you. 😘
I'm pretty sure I'd show me a good time! 😂
If I were you I'd meet me 💜"
Now this is an even better idea! 💜 |
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By *hilloutMan 19 weeks ago
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I'd be a fabulous person to meet, modesty aside.
Outgoing, talkative, confident, and someone who puts people at ease I think are qualities that would make anyone worth meeting 😁 |
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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work? "
I assume from the perspective of not actually knowing 'you'?
I think so. I have my good days and slightly less good days though.
I'm not the most naturally sociable (not to say I'm bad at it or anything), but make up for it in other ways.
Aloof, but genuine and intriguing. Overall probably not worth the hassle.
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work?
I assume from the perspective of not actually knowing 'you'?
I think so. I have my good days and slightly less good days though.
I'm not the most naturally sociable (not to say I'm bad at it or anything), but make up for it in other ways.
Aloof, but genuine and intriguing. Overall probably not worth the hassle.
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Sold. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work?
I assume from the perspective of not actually knowing 'you'?
I think so. I have my good days and slightly less good days though.
I'm not the most naturally sociable (not to say I'm bad at it or anything), but make up for it in other ways.
Aloof, but genuine and intriguing. Overall probably not worth the hassle.
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Lib, what do you call those devices that some more endowed men use when they want to erm... soften the effect of their endowment? I can't remember. |
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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work?
I assume from the perspective of not actually knowing 'you'?
I think so. I have my good days and slightly less good days though.
I'm not the most naturally sociable (not to say I'm bad at it or anything), but make up for it in other ways.
Aloof, but genuine and intriguing. Overall probably not worth the hassle.
Sold."
I'm already yours. |
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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work?
I assume from the perspective of not actually knowing 'you'?
I think so. I have my good days and slightly less good days though.
I'm not the most naturally sociable (not to say I'm bad at it or anything), but make up for it in other ways.
Aloof, but genuine and intriguing. Overall probably not worth the hassle.
Lib, what do you call those devices that some more endowed men use when they want to erm... soften the effect of their endowment? I can't remember."
Antidepressants or pictures of their mum naked?
Ohnut if you're talking about length.
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"Yeah, I like to think I'm a good meet. I'm respectful of people I'm with, engaging when it comes to conversation, show an interest in them and their likes. I suppose my only worry is I'd find myself a bit too straightlaced and even though I've been told that's different when we're in the bedroom, I can see why I may not excite people in the way they want."
Oh Joe! Guess we're using meet as a noun huh? Darn OP.
I don't think you're straight laced. So you might not be rocking up in a gimp mask with bells attached? That's cool; you'd probably still be a lovely... meet. Meet meet. Meet. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"I'd be a terrible Fab meet. We'd spend far too much time talking about some random shit that most people think is boring. But it would be fun to be fair."
You wouldn't find it boring though and that's the most important thing! You'd keep you engaged. Job done. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 19 weeks ago
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At least, if I met me, we'd be able to discuss Tolkien, science fiction and roleplaying (D&D) until the cows came home, and laugh at the same silly jokes.
My late wife was in many respects, very much a version of me, as I was a version of her. That's why we worked so well. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"I'd meet me.
I'm good company.
And afterwards, I'd definitely bang me,as my sense of humour overrides my podgy belly  "
And your tummy isn't... not sexy. It's just part of you, Red. You'd be great company on a... meet. Really wish I'd not used meet now.  |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"I'd be a fabulous person to meet, modesty aside.
Outgoing, talkative, confident, and someone who puts people at ease I think are qualities that would make anyone worth meeting 😁 "
I like the confidence Chilly! Yeah, you're not too bad a person to spend time with probably. You do have some kind of good qualities about you. Patience when it comes to waffling being one. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"This is a very tricky questions as I often don’t see in myself what other people do, so I will not date myself (nor meet at the moment either) and I believe that’s what I’m projecting to the world "
Ah SweetCherry! That's how the thread came about. Projection about own happiness and how that reflects/shows itself on Fab. If that can hinder or improve likelihood of interest.
I hope in time you do start seeing in yourself what others do, x |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Yeah, I like to think I'm a good meet. I'm respectful of people I'm with, engaging when it comes to conversation, show an interest in them and their likes. I suppose my only worry is I'd find myself a bit too straightlaced and even though I've been told that's different when we're in the bedroom, I can see why I may not excite people in the way they want.
Oh Joe! Guess we're using meet as a noun huh? Darn OP.
I don't think you're straight laced. So you might not be rocking up in a gimp mask with bells attached? That's cool; you'd probably still be a lovely... meet. Meet meet. Meet."
Ooops... Does the noun have different connotations to the verb?  |
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work? "
No, I am into people who are quite different to me so meeting myself would be a disaster. Plus I'm not my type. |
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I reckon a coffee meet with me would be interesting if nothing else, I'm not shy talking wise and am fascinated by the characters I get to meet.
A social with drinks involved and pretty much anything could happen in my company. We could start the night in one town and wake up in another with other people we've met along the way.
Play wise, well if I've made it this far with my self then I know I'm on a winner, I'm very attentive & tactile so I probably wouldn't be able to keep my hands to myself and I do love a good rumble in the jungle.
So overall I think I'd be a decent person to hang out with.
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"This is a very tricky questions as I often don’t see in myself what other people do, so I will not date myself (nor meet at the moment either) and I believe that’s what I’m projecting to the world
Ah SweetCherry! That's how the thread came about. Projection about own happiness and how that reflects/shows itself on Fab. If that can hinder or improve likelihood of interest.
I hope in time you do start seeing in yourself what others do, x"
Thanks Meli! Fingers crossed, still working on myself a great deal, so, in time, I could say confidently that I’d shag myself |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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Hell yes. First of all I’m pretty easy going and got loads to talk about and will probably make me laugh. And I’m a sexy mofo!
So all in all, I could have chose a lot worse things to do than to take Woody home to bed. … if he fucks me hard enough to break it, I also know he can fix it. 😏 |
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I don't expect anything I'm not willing to do or be. So I think I'd be a great meet to my imaginative self or otherwise. I dislike the term meet so if it's a hookup it's a no for me I prefer consistency because that's who I am and can offer. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 19 weeks ago
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"No. He's a miserable shite, with a small cock.
Oh Zag, noooo! You're not that miserable, you like cheese. No one can be truly miserable if they like cheese."
I notice you didn't dispute the small cock...😫 |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"What about you, OP?"
@Lib Yeah, it's still not a feature. Gutted.
I think I'd be quite good fun to meet - love finding out more about another, reasonably okay to look at, quite enjoy sex. I'd like to meet me because we'd share the same dorky passions. And could understand our quiet/waffling dichotomy. Plus I'd fap over my voicenotes to myself. Constantly. |
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Yeah, I reckon so. We'd both be nervous at first, then channel that nervous energy into some absurd and obscure geeky topic and get over animated and excited and laugh too loudly in the coffee shop and disturb the other customers. It'd be fun.
If we discover there's a spark and want to take things further there's guaranteed compatibility in the sack. |
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"If we discover there's a spark and want to take things further there's guaranteed compatibility in the sack."
And wealth if you decide to film it. The nerds would love that bit of Hobbit porn*.
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Tbh, I'd love to say yes, but, I can be quite annoying (not deliberately)
I'm not into men so can't say I'm attractive (I think I scrub up alright)
But if I could handle the first 30-60 minutes of awkwardness, I'm a nice bloke who can listen 🤷♂️ |
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"If we discover there's a spark and want to take things further there's guaranteed compatibility in the sack.
And wealth if you decide to film it. The nerds would love that bit of Hobbit porn*.
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That's inspired, Meli. I won't need to buy Set For Life tickets anymore. |
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"So, you're meeting yourself in this hypothetical scenario.
Do you think you're a good person to meet from Fab? Would you be in to you (sexuality etc aside)?
Do you think you'd find yourself engaging or a bit too much hard work? "
I often talk to myself for hours, so I MUST be engaging.
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By *eli OP Woman 19 weeks ago
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"If we discover there's a spark and want to take things further there's guaranteed compatibility in the sack.
And wealth if you decide to film it. The nerds would love that bit of Hobbit porn*.
That's inspired, Meli. I won't need to buy Set For Life tickets anymore."
Thank you Nell, thank you. Sometimes I wonder how we're still friends, it's a good thing you love a dick. |
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"If we discover there's a spark and want to take things further there's guaranteed compatibility in the sack.
And wealth if you decide to film it. The nerds would love that bit of Hobbit porn*.
That's inspired, Meli. I won't need to buy Set For Life tickets anymore.
Thank you Nell, thank you. Sometimes I wonder how we're still friends, it's a good thing you love a dick."
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I have recently discovered that I possess a certain allure to the fairer sex, despite my previous lack of effort or self-assurance.
In terms of conversational prowess, I consider myself decidedly above average, as I truly flourish when at ease.
I hold steadfastly to my principles, which serve as my guiding star in most interactions, particularly those rooted in authenticity, integrity, and respect.
Thus, I would undoubtedly excel as a remarkable Fabber—captivating, charismatic, engaging, and devoid of self-interest, embodying the qualities of an exceptional listener and a true gentleman beyond the confines of the bedroom.
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