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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
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Many years ago at the rugby, a really built guy walking up between the rows accompanied by an absolutely gorgeous woman. He wore a white t-shirt with a pair of parted lips with clenched teeth clamped down on a little tuft of hair.
The slogan: "I eat pussy"
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"At the time of the Covid Pandemic "Eat out to help out" - with a stick woman face sitting a stick man!"
Apparently in America, a lot of shirts and masks read "that's not six feet. back the fuck up" |
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We went to a party and a guy had a tee shirt with "trainee gynaecologist " and a footprint on each shoulder.
I thought, what a complete knob.
And guess what.
He was a complete knob !!
Almost a child's mind trapped in a man's body.
Think he was a tad miffed when most of ladies didn't find his rapier wit that appealing.
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"At the time of the Covid Pandemic "Eat out to help out" - with a stick woman face sitting a stick man!
Apparently in America, a lot of shirts and masks read "that's not six feet. back the fuck up""
I loved American bumper stickers when I travelled round the states |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one."
Do you not have children (grown up ones in my case) who think it is funny to give their dad T-shirts to embarrass him?
I have a T-shirt that has the Tesco Value logo on it that they used to make me wear to Tesco, and I get asked where things are. I have another that says "Don't forget bin day" (Armstrong and Miller) and one which says "I am unusually brilliant" - which i do not usually wear out of the house, but sometimes forget. |
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By *ib.Man 12 weeks ago
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"Please feel free to bludgeon me to death if I ever where one.
Do you not have children (grown up ones in my case) who think it is funny to give their dad T-shirts to embarrass him?"
I do not. To be fair, if that were the case I probably would just to please/amuse them. |
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"Someone posted on the forum earlier with a profile pic of his T-shirt saying “Tip on giving a good handjob - pop it in your mouth”
Made me chuckle.
That'll be me"
Aha!! I got it slightly wrong but thanks for the inspiration 😆 |
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"I own quite a few
Swallows with the birds on a branch
Handles loads well has a woman carrying a basket of laundry
Let's make white flower popular again
It's white flour..oops spelled that wrong
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There I was thinking 'Wank me a river'
(That hackneyed old crossword clue again) |
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