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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago

... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛

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By *iker JackMan 14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Please can I have an iced water. With a piece of lime in

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By *avexxMan 14 weeks ago

cheshire

san miguel... please

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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago

.

A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

A very large glass of wine darling please. Hope you will join me for one ♥️

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Please can I have an iced water. With a piece of lime in "

Ooo a healthy choice!

Want any sugar with that??

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By *ensuallover1000Man 14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Please may I have a Mocha? 🥰

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"san miguel... please "

With a wedge??

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 14 weeks ago

Merseyside

Can I have a pornstar martini please OP? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you! "

Meli I have not heard of that

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

A large glass of self pity please

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West

I fancy an espresso martini please Midnight! What would you like? ♥️

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Feels like a Rioja night.🍷

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A very large glass of wine darling please. Hope you will join me for one ♥️"

Offfttt yes most certainly will!!

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost

Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Please may I have a Mocha? 🥰"

On its way.. A sprinkling of chocolate on top??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Can I have a pornstar martini please OP? Xx "

Oh yes.. Prosecco or champers shot??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A large glass of self pity please "

Fucks sake man... One whisky on its way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I fancy an espresso martini please Midnight! What would you like? ♥️"

Oooo those are my favourite 😘

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛"

Gin and tonic please .

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Feels like a Rioja night.🍷

B"

On its way.. Do you like amarone??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers "

Irish, Scottish or American ??

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By *ensuallover1000Man 14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Please may I have a Mocha? 🥰

On its way.. A sprinkling of chocolate on top?? "

Ooo yes please - I love those stencil designs to 😍

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant

Glass of red please … this evening I am not that fussy …

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"A large glass of self pity please "

Side order of tequila? 😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛Gin and tonic please ."

Great choice.. Double??

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By *ycanNightsMan 14 weeks ago

Workington

Amaretto Sour

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Please may I have a Mocha? 🥰

On its way.. A sprinkling of chocolate on top??

Ooo yes please - I love those stencil designs to 😍"

Ooooo I've got a spiral one 😍😍

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Just a glass of water please. Need something to wash down my meal. Later I would like a large glass of red, but I would need you to deliver as I am out of wine.

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By *orningGlory555Man 14 weeks ago

Wells

Old fashioned to start, then a nice rum and .

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By *uscious LollyWoman 14 weeks ago

Dublin

Vodka and zero.... loads of ice

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By *affron40Woman 14 weeks ago

manchester

Seeing as it’s virtually weekend I’ll have a large Vimto please. With ice 😍

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Glass of red please … this evening I am not that fussy …

"

valpolicella ripasso coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A large glass of self pity please

Side order of tequila? 😘"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *aven.Woman 14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Oh I'd quite like an espresso martini as well please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Amaretto Sour "

Ooo I've not had one of those... On its way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just a glass of water please. Need something to wash down my meal. Later I would like a large glass of red, but I would need you to deliver as I am out of wine."

I'll have to uber it.. LB bought me a large red!!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 14 weeks ago

London


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛"

Piña Colada on the beach 🍍🥥🧊🍸

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Old fashioned to start, then a nice rum and ."

Nice! In for a sess??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Feels like a Rioja night.🍷

B

On its way.. Do you like amarone?? "

It's a bit damsony for me. I'll drink it in an emergency though.

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Vodka and zero.... loads of ice "

Zero what

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛Gin and tonic please .

Great choice.. Double?? "

I always go large .

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Seeing as it’s virtually weekend I’ll have a large Vimto please. With ice 😍 "

Actually I thought it was Saturday

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 14 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Water with some ice

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By *orningGlory555Man 14 weeks ago

Wells


"Old fashioned to start, then a nice rum and .

Nice! In for a sess?? "

Sounds good to me! Could do with a good night out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Oh I'd quite like an espresso martini as well please. "

Ooo a excellent choice!! I'll send some snacks too

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛

Piña Colada on the beach 🍍🥥🧊🍸"

I LOVE this 😍😍😍 let's get the party started!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West


"Oh I'd quite like an espresso martini as well please. "

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Feels like a Rioja night.🍷

B

On its way.. Do you like amarone??

It's a bit damsony for me. I'll drink it in an emergency though.

Lol.. Barola??

B"

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

What music shall we have OP?

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By *asterMeliodasMan 14 weeks ago

Newmill

A slippery nipple followed by a screaming orgasm, please. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛Gin and tonic please .

Great choice.. Double?? I always go large ."

Ooo here's a big one for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Water with some ice "

Very healthy! Want some cucumber too??

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By *oo..Woman 14 weeks ago

Boo's World

Malibu and Coke.

Please 😊

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 14 weeks ago

Southampton

Large pinot grigio please!! Cheers here's to Friday eve 🤣

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By *affron40Woman 14 weeks ago

manchester


"Seeing as it’s virtually weekend I’ll have a large Vimto please. With ice 😍

Actually I thought it was Saturday "

I’ve been convinced it’s Friday all bloody day. I’m blaming the hormones 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Old fashioned to start, then a nice rum and .

Nice! In for a sess??

Sounds good to me! Could do with a good night out!"

You are in good company!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West


"What music shall we have OP? "

Prince! Purple Rain album.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 14 weeks ago

North West


"What music shall we have OP?

Prince! Purple Rain album. "

If the OP likes it too. 😬😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What music shall we have OP?

Prince! Purple Rain album. "

Ooofftttt. Coming up 💜💜

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP? "

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

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By *mmaleiaWoman 14 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Baileys & ice please

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A slippery nipple followed by a screaming orgasm, please. :D"

Oh hello.. And any drinks??

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩"

Old skool coming up ♥️

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Malibu and Coke.

Please 😊"

Crikey that a blast from my past! On its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Large pinot grigio please!! Cheers here's to Friday eve 🤣"

Cheers!! Hope you are not on any trains today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Seeing as it’s virtually weekend I’ll have a large Vimto please. With ice 😍

Actually I thought it was Saturday

I’ve been convinced it’s Friday all bloody day. I’m blaming the hormones 🤣 "

I can't cope with midweek holidays

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP?

Prince! Purple Rain album.

If the OP likes it too. 😬😂"

Haha OK I'll allow it

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost


"Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers

Irish, Scottish or American ?? "

Oh Scottish single malt please Midnight

Pour a generous one for yourself

Maybe just set the bottle down to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Baileys & ice please"

Good choice!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 14 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩"

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

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By *orningGlory555Man 14 weeks ago

Wells


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after"

Prefer a nice diplomatico, but Kraken isn’t bad.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 14 weeks ago

Pontypool

Could I have lime and soda with ice and a slice, please?

Mrs. 🩷

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after"

Offttt I've yet to try that!

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By *olfandtazCouple 14 weeks ago

Bristol

Vodka and for taz, I will just have a as I'm driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

Old skool coming up ♥️"

😎😎🎊🎊

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By *asterMeliodasMan 14 weeks ago

Newmill


"A slippery nipple followed by a screaming orgasm, please. :D

Oh hello.. And any drinks?? "

Yes, after that a midori and cola, please.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫

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By *obilebottomMan 14 weeks ago

All over

Entries for the 3 course dinner competition are now closed but you can still vote till 9.00 to show some appreciation for the entrants. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not.

I am having a large g&t please op. Sip it whilst counting the votes. Thanks.

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By *cl2010Couple 14 weeks ago

cork

Pint of Beamish and some bacon fries please

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers

Irish, Scottish or American ??

Oh Scottish single malt please Midnight

Pour a generous one for yourself

Maybe just set the bottle down to share "

Oooo how about a Talisker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight "

Nice!! Be back in ten

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Well i am now going for a bubble bath so need a Guinness lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Could I have lime and soda with ice and a slice, please?

Mrs. 🩷"

That is my favourite non-alcoholic drink!

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost


"Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers

Irish, Scottish or American ??

Oh Scottish single malt please Midnight

Pour a generous one for yourself

Maybe just set the bottle down to share

Oooo how about a Talisker? "

Perfect !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Vodka and for taz, I will just have a as I'm driving "

Wolf I'm not sure you should be driving !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 14 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten "

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A slippery nipple followed by a screaming orgasm, please. :D

Oh hello.. And any drinks??

Yes, after that a midori and cola, please."

Omg what a combination

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫"

Awwww Nell.... Henderson’s??

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By *ittlebirdWoman 14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope "

That’s after the acid house… obvs 😘

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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago

.


"A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you!

Meli I have not heard of that "

Oh Midnight, the things I could teach you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Entries for the 3 course dinner competition are now closed but you can still vote till 9.00 to show some appreciation for the entrants. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not.

I am having a large g&t please op. Sip it whilst counting the votes. Thanks. "

Umm.... I misread that as spit on it.

Which in my defence is an instruction i hear a lot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Pint of Beamish and some bacon fries please"

Oooff snacks! On their way!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex

Top deck please

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Well i am now going for a bubble bath so need a Guinness lol "

Guinness whilst bubblebathing

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By *ell GwynnWoman 14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫

Awwww Nell.... Henderson’s?? "

Perfect. I have my own tourniquet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Whisky please

And don’t be too shy with the measure

Cheers

Irish, Scottish or American ??

Oh Scottish single malt please Midnight

Pour a generous one for yourself

Maybe just set the bottle down to share

Oooo how about a Talisker?

Perfect !! "

Pull up a pew!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere

Small glass of rosé please

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope "

Oh i love trance!! Let's do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you!

Meli I have not heard of that

Oh Midnight, the things I could teach you. "

Meli i dreamt about you last night.. We were at MLS chatting with Joe + Willy .. And i snogged Joe, then Willy ... And then i snogged you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 14 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope

That’s after the acid house… obvs 😘"

Aciiiiiidd

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Top deck please"

No wait what is top deck

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫

Awwww Nell.... Henderson’s??

Perfect. I have my own tourniquet."

I'll bring you a face mask too

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Small glass of rosé please "

On its way 😍🍷

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 14 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope

Oh i love trance!! Let's do it"

Finally someone who appreciates proper tunes 🥰😂

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"What music shall we have OP?

Let's have some club groove!! 🤩🤩

I'm so down for that too ❤️...

Extra Cold Guinness please Midnight

Nice!! Be back in ten

We having some 90s and noughties old skool Trance then I hope

Oh i love trance!! Let's do it

Finally someone who appreciates proper tunes 🥰😂"

Yaaasss!!

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By *idssissyTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Birmingham

As I don't dare have it in real life can I have a double malibu and pineapple please

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Well i am now going for a bubble bath so need a Guinness lol

Guinness whilst bubblebathing "

yes i have a pic showing it too ,lol

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"A large glass of self pity please

Fucks sake man... One whisky on its way! "

👍🏻

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex


"Top deck please

No wait what is top deck "

Also known as a top shelf…

Basically allllllll the spirits

I’m celebrating

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll have a glass, a carafe of water, a spoon, some sugar cubes, and a bottle of absinthe... please.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 14 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫

Awwww Nell.... Henderson’s??

Perfect. I have my own tourniquet.

I'll bring you a face mask too "

Awww, a proper pampering 😊

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Just a glass of water please. Need something to wash down my meal. Later I would like a large glass of red, but I would need you to deliver as I am out of wine."

What red would be best to accompany your meal !

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By *idssissyTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Top deck please

No wait what is top deck

Also known as a top shelf…

Basically allllllll the spirits

I’m celebrating "

Hugs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex


"I'll have a glass, a carafe of water, a spoon, some sugar cubes, and a bottle of absinthe... please.

"

Need a green fairy?

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By *hisCharManMan 14 weeks ago

South Manchester

Honey Jack And Lemonade please, and one for yourself

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'll have a glass, a carafe of water, a spoon, some sugar cubes, and a bottle of absinthe... please.

Need a green fairy? "

Faye la verte

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'll have a glass, a carafe of water, a spoon, some sugar cubes, and a bottle of absinthe... please.

Need a green fairy?

Faye la verte

"

Or her mate, Nuff.

Fairy Nuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do! "

Pepsi, not c*ke on its way.. Have you done the taste challenge??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"As I don't dare have it in real life can I have a double malibu and pineapple please "

well i love how daring your virtual drink choices are!!

Umbrella and a cherry??

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Well i am now going for a bubble bath so need a Guinness lol

Guinness whilst bubblebathing yes i have a pic showing it too ,lol "

Really!! I am going to fab it

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Top deck please

No wait what is top deck

Also known as a top shelf…

Basically allllllll the spirits

I’m celebrating "

Ohhhhh... Wait what are you celebrating

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By *obilebottomMan 14 weeks ago

All over


"Entries for the 3 course dinner competition are now closed but you can still vote till 9.00 to show some appreciation for the entrants. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not.

I am having a large g&t please op. Sip it whilst counting the votes. Thanks.

Umm.... I misread that as spit on it.

Which in my defence is an instruction i hear a lot! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I'll have a glass, a carafe of water, a spoon, some sugar cubes, and a bottle of absinthe... please.

"

Nice!! I had a fantastic evening in Paris in an absinthe bar... Well at least i think i did

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do!

Pepsi, not c*ke on its way.. Have you done the taste challenge?? "

I wasn’t aware of one but I personally think I can taste a difference would be interesting to do it blindfolded.

I won’t be told there isn’t a better taste to having either from a can though !

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just mainline gin into my arm. It's been that sort of day 😵‍💫

Awwww Nell.... Henderson’s??

Perfect. I have my own tourniquet.

I'll bring you a face mask too

Awww, a proper pampering 😊"

I might rub your feet too

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Honey Jack And Lemonade please, and one for yourself "

Scottish single for me 😜😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Entries for the 3 course dinner competition are now closed but you can still vote till 9.00 to show some appreciation for the entrants. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not.

I am having a large g&t please op. Sip it whilst counting the votes. Thanks.

Umm.... I misread that as spit on it.

Which in my defence is an instruction i hear a lot!

"

I'll pour you a new one

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By *929Man 14 weeks ago

newcastle

Can I have one of those cocktails sold in clubs served in a pint glass sadly seldom sold anymore, kangeroos they were called?

Failing that a jug of vodka red bull

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do!

Pepsi, not c*ke on its way.. Have you done the taste challenge??

I wasn’t aware of one but I personally think I can taste a difference would be interesting to do it blindfolded.

I won’t be told there isn’t a better taste to having either from a can though ! "

I did it as a teenager.... Changed my mind EVERY time

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Can I have one of those cocktails sold in clubs served in a pint glass sadly seldom sold anymore, kangeroos they were called?

Failing that a jug of vodka red bull "

Oh I've heard of a fish bowl... I'll have to Google a kangaroo

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By *idssissyTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Birmingham


"As I don't dare have it in real life can I have a double malibu and pineapple please

well i love how daring your virtual drink choices are!!

Umbrella and a cherry?? "

Appreciated

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By *litlicker77Man 14 weeks ago

dirty old town

Just poured a large devils bridge dark cherry rum

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago


"Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do!

Pepsi, not c*ke on its way.. Have you done the taste challenge??

I wasn’t aware of one but I personally think I can taste a difference would be interesting to do it blindfolded.

I won’t be told there isn’t a better taste to having either from a can though !

I did it as a teenager.... Changed my mind EVERY time "

I know how I’m spending my weekend now lol

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By *ake_or_deathMan 14 weeks ago

Manchester


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛"

Good evening Midnight. I'll have a Dandelion & Burdock please.

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By *indergirlWoman 14 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

🍹🧉 cocktail please bartenders choice

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By *929Man 14 weeks ago

newcastle


"Can I have one of those cocktails sold in clubs served in a pint glass sadly seldom sold anymore, kangeroos they were called?

Failing that a jug of vodka red bull

Oh I've heard of a fish bowl... I'll have to Google a kangaroo "

To best of my memory it was cider,lager, shit of vodka, perno, a small bottle of avocat and blackcurrant for flavour I might be wrong. Was just like pop

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By *eliWoman 14 weeks ago

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"A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you!

Meli I have not heard of that

Oh Midnight, the things I could teach you.

Meli i dreamt about you last night.. We were at MLS chatting with Joe + Willy .. And i snogged Joe, then Willy ... And then i snogged you "

Apart from the Willy part? You have the best dreams. Dreams can become reality you know.

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛Gin and tonic please .

Great choice.. Double?? I always go large .

Ooo here's a big one for you "

I shall drink it with pleasure.

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By *osey WalesMan 14 weeks ago

Surrey

Hi Midnight, All...

Please may i have a Guinness and Tia Maria.

Lets go for it as i have decided to take tomorrow off and its gonna ve a long weekend

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By *HUSH-Man 14 weeks ago

London

I’ll take a Manhattan on the rocks and a drink for the hot bartender. Her choice. 🥂

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By *ed OpiumWoman 14 weeks ago

Never Never Land

babycham and brandy please -

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"As I don't dare have it in real life can I have a double malibu and pineapple please

well i love how daring your virtual drink choices are!!

Umbrella and a cherry??

Appreciated "

I used to think it was so fancy to get a drink with an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just poured a large devils bridge dark cherry rum "

Sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just a Pepsi for me and no won’t do!

Pepsi, not c*ke on its way.. Have you done the taste challenge??

I wasn’t aware of one but I personally think I can taste a difference would be interesting to do it blindfolded.

I won’t be told there isn’t a better taste to having either from a can though !

I did it as a teenager.... Changed my mind EVERY time

I know how I’m spending my weekend now lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛

Good evening Midnight. I'll have a Dandelion & Burdock please."

Ooo my favourite drink when I go to the chippy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"🍹🧉 cocktail please bartenders choice "

Ooohhh a woowoo coming up 😍😍

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By *har99Man 14 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Can I have one of those cocktails sold in clubs served in a pint glass sadly seldom sold anymore, kangeroos they were called?

Failing that a jug of vodka red bull

Oh I've heard of a fish bowl... I'll have to Google a kangaroo

To best of my memory it was cider,lager, shit of vodka, perno, a small bottle of avocat and blackcurrant for flavour I might be wrong. Was just like pop "

Holy crapola

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"A bramble and some sparkling water with crushed ice please and thank you!

Meli I have not heard of that

Oh Midnight, the things I could teach you.

Meli i dreamt about you last night.. We were at MLS chatting with Joe + Willy .. And i snogged Joe, then Willy ... And then i snogged you

Apart from the Willy part? You have the best dreams. Dreams can become reality you know. "

Ohh Meli you flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛Gin and tonic please .

Great choice.. Double?? I always go large .

Ooo here's a big one for you I shall drink it with pleasure. "

Let me know if you topping up

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By *litlicker77Man 14 weeks ago

dirty old town


"Just poured a large devils bridge dark cherry rum

Sounds lovely "

It was

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Ice cold Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Hi Midnight, All...

Please may i have a Guinness and Tia Maria.

Lets go for it as i have decided to take tomorrow off and its gonna ve a long weekend "

In the same glass 🤔🤔 man i am so out of touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"I’ll take a Manhattan on the rocks and a drink for the hot bartender. Her choice. 🥂 "

Oooffttt i think I'll have a neck oil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"babycham and brandy please - "

Ooo my mums favourite 😍😍

Wait I've got the special babycham glasses somewhere ❤️❤️

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Sex on the beach "

Ohhh nit a slow screw against the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Just poured a large devils bridge dark cherry rum

Sounds lovely

It was "

Want another?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *punk n gushCouple 14 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛"

A drinks menu plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Ice cold Guinness "

Nice... Be back in 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

Offttt I've yet to try that!

And I meant purple rain my dumbass brain thought I typed the rain part."

I got it.... Bar tenders are mind readers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛

A drinks menu plz "

Ooo take a pew - here you go!

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By *osey WalesMan 14 weeks ago

Surrey


"Hi Midnight, All...

Please may i have a Guinness and Tia Maria.

Lets go for it as i have decided to take tomorrow off and its gonna ve a long weekend

In the same glass 🤔🤔 man i am so out of touch "

Yes please in the same glass.

And please start the pour of the next one

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

Offttt I've yet to try that!

And I meant purple rain my dumbass brain thought I typed the rain part.

I got it.... Bar tenders are mind readers! "

Yeah they really are apparently!

I would try kraken black cherry and madagascan vanilla? I liked it with Coke anyway, my go to drink now.

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By *osey WalesMan 14 weeks ago

Surrey


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

Offttt I've yet to try that!

And I meant purple rain my dumbass brain thought I typed the rain part.

I got it.... Bar tenders are mind readers!

Yeah they really are apparently!

I would try kraken black cherry and madagascan vanilla? I liked it with Coke anyway, my go to drink now. "

I'm not a fan of Kracken rum usualy but that cherry abd vanilla one is good. Also good with lemonade 👍

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By *iscreetDad42Man 14 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Bumbu rum is good. With ginger beer or

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By *aven.Woman 14 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

Offttt I've yet to try that!

And I meant purple rain my dumbass brain thought I typed the rain part.

I got it.... Bar tenders are mind readers!

Yeah they really are apparently!

I would try kraken black cherry and madagascan vanilla? I liked it with Coke anyway, my go to drink now.

I'm not a fan of Kracken rum usualy but that cherry abd vanilla one is good. Also good with lemonade 👍"

This is blasphemy

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"... Is OPEN!!

What you having??

🍺🍹🥂🍷🍸🍶🍵☕🫖🥛"

Currently vodka and zero but that's only because I ran out of energy drink

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By *iscreetDad42Man 14 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Bumbu rum is good. With ginger beer or

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By *bcplCouple 14 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Rose Prosecco please classy lady me …. Honest

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Purple isn't too bad?

And maybe a kraken rum and after

Offttt I've yet to try that!

And I meant purple rain my dumbass brain thought I typed the rain part.

I got it.... Bar tenders are mind readers!

Yeah they really are apparently!

I would try kraken black cherry and madagascan vanilla? I liked it with Coke anyway, my go to drink now.

I'm not a fan of Kracken rum usualy but that cherry abd vanilla one is good. Also good with lemonade 👍"

Ooh on my list mate now.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 14 weeks ago

Essex


"Top deck please

No wait what is top deck

Also known as a top shelf…

Basically allllllll the spirits

I’m celebrating

Ohhhhh... Wait what are you celebrating "

I passed my practical exams today

Written tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP    14 weeks ago

Dammit... you've d*unk the fab bar dry guys

Good drinking

🍺🍹🍻🥂🥃🍸🍷🍾🍶🫖☕

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