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"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?
Most awful cock shots
Aww, I'd want a positive thing
Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?  "
I mean if you want, but I was thinking more tap dancing and juggling |
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"After thought...
Phil Spectre had the wall of sound. Maybe I could have wall of fart? Sounds catchy eh? Get it? Yes? No? Tough crowd....  "
I'm imagining - and not recommending, although it might be amusing on one of those "idiot young men doing stupid things" TV shows - butts hanging out and people holding lighters, seeing how big the fire can get.
(don't try this at home blah blah) |
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"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?
Most awful cock shots
Aww, I'd want a positive thing
Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load? "
Last year I nearly blinded myself from a happy ending does that count? it missed and hit the far end wall.
She was as shocked as I was 🤣
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You know that game where you slap the backs of hands...... ?
Like put your palms together and point them at someone elses palms and GO!
And you slap hard and try to draw away.. I pulverise people at this |
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"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?
Most awful cock shots
Aww, I'd want a positive thing
Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?
I mean if you want, but I was thinking more tap dancing and juggling"
I'm not that talented |
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Half an hour left for entries now in the 3 course menu competition, have to be in by 8.00pm. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not. Time to tell all your friends to look and enter or just to vote or both.  |
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By *ascaIMan 14 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉
I can do this!"
😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.
May the best owl win. |
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"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉
I can do this!
😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.
May the best owl win. "
It'll be a hoot ....🦉🦉 |
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By *aven.Woman 14 weeks ago
Not the North West... |
"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉
I can do this!
😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.
May the best owl win. "
It's great doing it when your out in open spaces and people start looking about. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉 "
Your bird sounds are genuinely phenomenal |
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By *ascaIMan 14 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉
Your bird sounds are genuinely phenomenal "
Cheers 👍🏻 Mines just slightly better than Ravens. |
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By *ister_EMan 14 weeks ago
Hayling Island |
"Bought some fire poi recently but yet to try them in flames. Keep bashing myself in the head so probably best to wait a while before I get all pyromanic. "
Come down to Hayling Island and spin fire on the beach with me 
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"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉 "
I do an excellent pigeon in the same way, have had them land next to me outside and once had one come into my open window and just sat there on the windowsill staring at me for a few minutes before flying off lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉
I do an excellent pigeon in the same way, have had them land next to me outside and once had one come into my open window and just sat there on the windowsill staring at me for a few minutes before flying off lol "
I do this with a blade of grass between my thumbs to make a loud Hawk like sound. |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?"
I can make everything sound filthy and turn it into an innuendo… sometimes so tedious it will make you moan…😏 |
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I could do something on a potters wheel, preferably mixed up with something sexual, where we'd be dirty anyway. It could go phallic or huge-holed, depending on my dedication to finesse and control. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze ain't got nothing on me |
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