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What is something you can both say during sex and at a family meal

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By *usman 199 OP Man 14 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

2nds?!!

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 14 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Do you want some gravy?

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

Stop playing with it, just eat it!!!

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By *gf301Man 14 weeks ago

canterbury

I hope it tastes as good as it looks.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Mum, can you just fucking leave it?

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

It’s a bit dry!!

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By *aM 689Man 14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I hope it tastes as good as it looks."

Tastes a bit salty

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By *olfandtazCouple 14 weeks ago

Bristol

Yes Daddy I want more

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By *aizyWoman 14 weeks ago

west midlands

Don’t speak with your mouth full

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By *eethoven99Man 14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Is yours salty too?

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

You have something on your chin!

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost

Another sausage ?

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By *d mirerMan 14 weeks ago

lost

I found a hair in it

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By *iker JackMan 14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

This buckets a bit greasy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aomilatteCouple 14 weeks ago

Midlands

Who likes Pork in Cider?

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By *aM 689Man 14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Pig in blanket anyone ? 🤓

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By *asterMeliodasMan 14 weeks ago

Newmill

Is gran coming too?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 14 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Shall I warm it up for you

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

So happy you came.

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By *arla SwingerWoman 14 weeks ago

Somewhere

If you really don't like it you can spit it out

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 14 weeks ago

Beverley

Do you want to share my meat?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

God that’s so good can I have more please .

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

Mmmmm moist

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By *illiamgMan 14 weeks ago

Cheshire

More cream on your turn over

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

That looks incredibly moist Aunty… and it smells soooo good.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think I'll burst if you give me any more

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gravy really doesn't go with this

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By *aizyWoman 14 weeks ago

west midlands

Please, sir, I want some more.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

you fancy bangers and mash?

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By *hadowtoothMan 14 weeks ago

Glenrothes

Mmmm!

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By *hadowtoothMan 14 weeks ago

Glenrothes

Yummmm!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is it supposed to taste like this?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Fancy a spit roast

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I knew we should have gone for a carvery, instead

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By *rAitchMan 14 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Who would like some plum custard?

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By *hadowtoothMan 14 weeks ago

Glenrothes

"Is it supposed to taste like this?

Mind your manners

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I’ll clear up

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By *aven.Woman 14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Dad does it better

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Shut your mouth when your chewing

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

Bit salty.

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

Sorry, I didn’t take it out on time!

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By *litlicker77Man 14 weeks ago

dirty old town

It’s good to clean the bone

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

It’s TACOOOOOO TUESSSSSSSDAAAAAYYYYY

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

Delicious. Thank you very much. *licks lips*

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I can’t wait to have this in my mouth

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

God. I need a nap after that.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

is that a jumbo?

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

At least put your phone down!!

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By *adCherriesCouple 14 weeks ago

Cheshire/Northwest

That was filling

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By *ustusboth2013Couple 14 weeks ago

Birmingham

Do you want stuffing?

How do you know you won’t like it, it you don’t try it.

That filled a hole/hit the spot.

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By *ewcouplemidsCouple 14 weeks ago

walsall

That's a lot of meat

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith

can I have a sausage please

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

That meats extremely tender

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 14 weeks ago

Coventry

Any volunteers to clean up?

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By *ootyfruityCouple 14 weeks ago

andover

Oh gosh, my humour is not appropriate for the forums 😂😂

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

That was so tasty I'm going to lick the bowl clean

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By *lackTiger87Man 14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Grandma put your dentures back in

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan 14 weeks ago

Torquay

Right who's for some stuffing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 14 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"God that’s so good can I have more please .

Jo ! ello !

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By *imples24Man 14 weeks ago

tamworth

Can I have a spoon

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

Nice jugs.

Anyone want some cream pie?

Your a messy eater.

I think you've dribbled.

You may have something stuck between your teeth.

Please sir can I have some more.

Smashed that!

Go on, tuck in!

Ohh that looks nice I'm fucking ravenous!

(Passes vom bags for the next one) I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse...

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By *honeHere123Man 14 weeks ago

Worcester

Are you finished yet?

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By *abrina59TV/TS 14 weeks ago

moved to cuckold land

Can you passm me the large cucumber

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By *oontuneMan 14 weeks ago

Menston

Anyone fancy some spotted dick?

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By *ezoMan 14 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Come on everyone sit down an get stuck in.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

Right. Time to undo my trousers

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

Get a move on (insert favourite TV show here) is on soon

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

Are you choking?

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By *-jonMan 14 weeks ago

London

Ahhh, you’re here for the roast!

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By *ingleGent45Man 14 weeks ago

Clacton

don't put your finger in it

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan 14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Please & Thank you 😊

Most will have forgotten those words 💔

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Well that’s the starters done. Now for the main.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

You had enough nan?

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By *exy SebMan 14 weeks ago

Glastonbury

I hope you will cum again

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By *NMMaleMan 14 weeks ago

Bewdley

Did you enjoy all of the cucumber?

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By *NMMaleMan 14 weeks ago

Bewdley

Who took the marrow?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man 14 weeks ago

the vale

That's pink on the inside

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By *ossssMan 14 weeks ago

North East of England

Are u full sis

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By *vaRose43Woman 14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Do you prefer legs or breast?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

That tasted nice. Can I have 2nds

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

Would you like a large portion??

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By *rPunxMan 14 weeks ago

Hull

For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truely thankful.

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By *hesubtlegentMan 14 weeks ago

surrey

Just a little sprinkle

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By *aiseiMan 14 weeks ago

Birmingham

This rump is exceptionally tender and juicy.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 14 weeks ago

Ends

"Do you prefer legs or breast?

Thigh usually

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Your not leaving until you are finished

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 14 weeks ago

Norwich

Would you like more gravy?

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By *illiam101000Man 14 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Nan likes it black and strong, coffee of course. Giggling.

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By *ucka39Man 14 weeks ago

Newcastle

That is a lovely spread

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By *uggy 555Man 14 weeks ago

Swansea

Tasty tasty very very tasty

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By *amesBeelzebubMan 14 weeks ago

norwich

I Love Peppa all over my meat ( if you were daddy pig)

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By *ucka39Man 14 weeks ago

Newcastle

Do you think you could manage a little more

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 14 weeks ago

newport

Where do you want the cream

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By *hipdaleCouple 14 weeks ago

Greenhithe

You want sauce with it ?

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By *westUKguyMan 14 weeks ago

Southport

Yayyy granny you've brought a family bucket

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Just gonna need a rest before o carry on

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By *uckurcumMan 14 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Only chipolata sausage no jumbo

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

I’m dribbling 🤭

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By *inxy777Woman 14 weeks ago

essex

Next time, we should invite the neighbours.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Pass me the parsnip

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By *ripfillMan 14 weeks ago

havant

I said enjoy the squash not the squirt …

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Toad in the hole?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Can someone wipe up Gran's spillage please?

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By *usty_Nail80Man 14 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Evening everyone

God that tastes good.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I am a breast man

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By *ananabrumMan 14 weeks ago

castle bromwich

I'm stuffed

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By *JB1954Man 14 weeks ago

Reading

This was so good. Next time at mine / ours ?

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By *night in armourMan 14 weeks ago

stafford

Nice bit of breast

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Would you like cream on your juicy peach?

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Who wants to lick up the cream?

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By *till gameMan 14 weeks ago

two doors down

Would you like a spoon

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS 14 weeks ago

longeaton,

How's your bangers today.

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By *ischief in mindMan 14 weeks ago

Woking

Ooooooooh I'm definitely a breast man

Just stop playing with it and put it in your mouth!

Anyone for custard?

Do you like cream on your tart?

My meat is so tender. I think it's cos granny was giving it a good bashing earlier.

Would you like a large portion?

Can't manage any more? Can I finish that off for you then?

Oh no! Not leftovers again!

My! That's a mouthful!

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By *ezoMan 14 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Love the dressing.

Someone stop the twins fighting over the meat.

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By *r_PinkMan 14 weeks ago

london stratford

Are you full yet? or do you want more dear?

want more?

Ive saved an extra portion for you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Please, no more, I'm completely stuffed.

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By *quirtyandflirty73Couple 14 weeks ago

hebden bridge

It's all in my beard!!

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Eat it before it gets cold!

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

There's starving weans in Africa, you know?!

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 14 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

That looks delicious

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

Do you want stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

How many sausages do you want

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By *_qattMan 14 weeks ago

perth

Wow. Tastes just like grandma’s

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By *ingleGent45Man 14 weeks ago

Clacton

You've got it all over your face.

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By *ornyperv100Man 14 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

If you keep stuffing it into your mouth like that your going to cho ke.

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By *arnalVisitsMan 14 weeks ago

Whitstable

Would you like some more

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Smells better than your mums

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Give it to me

Wow that’s a big one

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 14 weeks ago

carluke

What are we having tonight

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 14 weeks ago

Willenhall

If I'd stuck it in a bit longer it might have risen properly.

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

Those dumplings look lovely.

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By *azzler2Man 14 weeks ago

halifax

Would you like seconds

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By *ustincider888Man 14 weeks ago

Preston Ish

You'll be full when you've eaten this meat

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By *rivateparts!Man 14 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cream pie for later

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By *eyond PurityCouple 14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

There’s some on your chin…

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By *eyond PurityCouple 14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

‘Here comes the train, going into the tunnel, open wide…’

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By *ust want fun 888Man 14 weeks ago

nearby

Loved this, did you?

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By *eteroflexible2016Man 14 weeks ago

Sheffield

Roll it round your tongue then swallow...

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

I like it spicy.

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By *l_xxxMan 14 weeks ago

South leeds

That was too much, it hurts. Thank god xmas is once a year.

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By *atandjayCouple 14 weeks ago

Brighton

Ask our guests to use the back door

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By *8on33Man 14 weeks ago

winfrith

no no stop it's too hard

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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago

One sausage or two?

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