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By *YDB75Man 15 weeks ago
East Yorkie |
"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please.
*Ask me anything
Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. "
Which 3 biscuits would you
Eat drip
Dunk
Get rid of for ever and it the biccy of the devil |
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please.
*Ask me anything
Veracity is likely but not guaranteed.
Which 3 biscuits would you
Eat drip
Dunk
Get rid of for ever and it the biccy of the devil"
Extremely Chocolatey Ring
Chocolate Digestive
Pink Wafer |
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By *bi HaiveMan 15 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
Excluding your husband!
You can renew wedding vowels "
What about consonants? I'll have a p please Bob. 😇 |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?"
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 |
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By *HUSH-Man 15 weeks ago
London |
"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
Excluding your husband!
You can renew wedding vowels
What about consonants? I'll have a p please Bob. 😇"
You can have a P anytime you want mate. Just wash those hands after 🙌 |
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By *aizyWoman 15 weeks ago
west midlands |
"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp?
Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint. "
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"Where is the best pub you’ve been to"
I liked one in London that I can't remember the name. Played Cards Against Humanity with some awesome people. Currently in my proper fave. Not mentioning it here though. 😬 |
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp?
Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint.
If somebody (me) can prove (I) they voted for you, can (I) they get a private viewing of the vid?? "
That is a fantastic idea. Yes. I will have to film it. But yes. |
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"Where is the best pub you’ve been to
I liked one in London that I can't remember the name. Played Cards Against Humanity with some awesome people. Currently in my proper fave. Not mentioning it here though. 😬"
That’s actually one of my favourite pubs also. I visit there often. |
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp?
Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint.
If somebody (me) can prove (I) they voted for you, can (I) they get a private viewing of the vid?? "
🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 |
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please.
*Ask me anything
Veracity is likely but not guaranteed.
On a scale of 1-10 how much can we do the scissors?
Please and thank you 😘
10 ✂️❤️"
Oooffttt 😈 |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇"
I’ll get my veil ordered 😍 |
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By *aizyWoman 15 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇
I’ll get my veil ordered 😍"
Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇
I’ll get my veil ordered 😍
Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? "
Heck yeah! 🫠😈 |
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"War. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Top tune Mrs KC! 😍"
Inspired by this question (Say it again!);
Music:
Favourite genre.
Favourite format (I.e. vinyl, CD, download)
Song you're most likely to sing. |
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote?
I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned   
This isn’t casa amor
Eres mi amor 😍
You’re just sweet talking me for my vote.
And your pickle"
Someone has to like my pickle |
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"War. What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Top tune Mrs KC! 😍
Inspired by this question (Say it again!);
Music:
Favourite genre.
Favourite format (I.e. vinyl, CD, download)
Song you're most likely to sing."
Genre: tough choice but probably indie
Format: generally streaming for convenience but vinyl is beautiful.
Song: Whatever nonsense is in my head inspired by whatever is happening. But my current hyperfixation is Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇
I’ll get my veil ordered 😍
Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? "
Foursome. I’m claiming Prima Nocta |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important.."
….
I used to love you. |
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote?
Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂
Hi tomorrow Julie.  "
You’re too early... If I can fill this thread then tomorrow Julie will never know! |
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote?
Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂
Hi tomorrow Julie.
You’re too early... If I can fill this thread then tomorrow Julie will never know! "
I’ll fill it with you. |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇
I’ll get my veil ordered 😍
Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies?
Foursome. I’m claiming Prima Nocta"
In. 😍 |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you. "
You know you still do 🥰 |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you.
You know you still do 🥰"
I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important.."
I'm not really the fighting type. I think hugs and snacks. Can hamsters do scissors? 🤔 |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you.
You know you still do 🥰
I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal "
Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello… |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
I'm not really the fighting type. I think hugs and snacks. Can hamsters do scissors? 🤔"
I’ve not asked them. Let me check. Hugs and scissors. Check ♥️ |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you.
You know you still do 🥰
I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal
Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello…"
Who is Brian? 🥲
Stupid brain |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you.
You know you still do 🥰
I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal
Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello…
Who is Brian? 🥲
Stupid brain "
The giant hamster 🤷♂️ |
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"I have another question darling OP if I may?
If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death?
The answer is kinda important..
….
I used to love you.
You know you still do 🥰
I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal
Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello…
Who is Brian? 🥲
Stupid brain
The giant hamster 🤷♂️"
My brain is broken sorry |
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"Red or blue?
Pink or purple?
Yellow or orange?
Black or white?
Blue
Both
Yellow
Both
I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘
Those were binary options 
Schrodinger's Julie 😈
Is the cat deceased or living?! "
Does cat mean pussy |
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"Red or blue?
Pink or purple?
Yellow or orange?
Black or white?
Blue
Both
Yellow
Both
I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘
Those were binary options
Schrodinger's Julie 😈
Is the cat deceased or living?! "
Both 😁 |
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"Red or blue?
Pink or purple?
Yellow or orange?
Black or white?
Blue
Both
Yellow
Both
I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘
Those were binary options
Schrodinger's Julie 😈
Is the cat deceased or living?!
Does cat mean pussy "
It means whatever you want it to mean |
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"Julie, why did the chicken cross the tram tracks?
I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the tram tracks?
I thought you were answering the questions "
I thought it was a joke. I was doing the appropriate next line. |
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"Who on the forums would you Marry?
Who on the forums would you Fuck?
Who on the forums would you Kill?
I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now.
Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight.
Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇"
To be fair, I thought my name would be one of the answers. |
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"Autocorrect changed that to dated.
So when was the last time you dated?
Someone other than B? A couple of weeks ago. It was a first date. 😍
B and I went out this afternoon. Day drinking. 😂😬"
I LOVE first dates. My favourite |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"What's your favourite Taskmaster season and who's your favourite contestant?
Joe! This is mean!
Probably season 11 with Mike Wozniak. And Bob Mortimer for favourite contestant. "
Very strong choices! Mortimer is an underrated pick |
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up?
And… what size ball are you?"
Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology!
Ball size is a 10. |
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up?
And… what size ball are you?
Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology!
Ball size is a 10."
You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶 |
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up?
And… what size ball are you?
Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology!
Ball size is a 10.
You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶"
Wonderful news. And I'll use the other two fingers to caress your ballbag 😍🎳 |
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up?
And… what size ball are you?
Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology!
Ball size is a 10.
You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶
Wonderful news. And I'll use the other two fingers to caress your ballbag 😍🎳"
Steeeeeeeeeerike! |
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"What's the most disgusting? A peanut butter and ham sandwich, or tuna mayo with baked beans in a jacket spud?
Mayo is another thing that makes me gag. So it's the spud. 🤢"
Oh 
I owe my kid a fiver. |
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