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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

Leeds

Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends

I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth IYKYK

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By *NGthe2ndWoman 27 weeks ago

Here and there

I probably wouldn't survive in there.

Never?

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By *asterMeliodasMan 27 weeks ago

Newmill

January the 25th. I think I can handle a few weeks. :P

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By *emdomCouple2024Couple 27 weeks ago

dudley

November for me, next day for Mr xx

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By *erry bull1Man 27 weeks ago

doncaster

January 1st

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By *ir tootMan 27 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??"

March 26th so I'm doing alright!

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

June me

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By *inxy777Woman 27 weeks ago

essex

October

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By *olfandtazCouple 27 weeks ago

Bristol

November for me, hope the food isn't to bad

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By *mmaleiaWoman 27 weeks ago

Trowbridge

August

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 27 weeks ago

little house on the praire

March so not to bad

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By *issmorganWoman 27 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

This one, I had my birthday recently.

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By *uralCDTV/TS 27 weeks ago

Highlands

DECEMBER! 50 weeks later!

However I was in Peterhead Prison, they have a great museum there.

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By *hawn ScottMan 27 weeks ago

london Brixton

Ok so assuming you are telling the truth on your profile about your age then the year you were both can be worked out.

Assume you have your location correct

Some of you have now posted the date and month of your DOB

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 27 weeks ago

Leeds

June.

Piece of piss.

The mr

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By *artfordBlokeMan 27 weeks ago

Dartford

Week and a half, I think I could do that

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By *usty kayCouple 27 weeks ago

Burnham

March, could do with the break from work and kids 😆

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

July 25th for me. So a good stint inside 🤦‍♂️

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By *hilloutMan 27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

OMG. December 31st...a year later

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends


"March, could do with the break from work and kids 😆 "

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By *usty kayCouple 27 weeks ago

Burnham


"OMG. December 31st...a year later "

My exhusbands birthday. Was a bugger for parties!

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By *hunky GentMan 27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May.

I hope they serve bacon.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 27 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Mother’s maiden name and first pet coming up next?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan 27 weeks ago

All over the place

Only three weeks for me then

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By *uryWhipMan 27 weeks ago

Harringay

October, which means I would serve longer than actually did when I was 21

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By *eroLondonMan 27 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would be out in 4 days. 😇

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 27 weeks ago

somewhere

July

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By *olfandtazCouple 27 weeks ago

Bristol

July for me

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By *vaRose43Woman 27 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth IYKYK"

Think you might gave a screw loose

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends


"Tomorrow"
is your birthday tomorrow?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends


"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth IYKYK

Think you might gave a screw loose "

You’ve met me. I’ve got a few screws loose

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By *batMan 27 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday....

What month are you getting out??"

Is the next question about PIN numbers???

Gbat

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends

I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums "

I came here to post a witty comment about Sparkles mining for info and the next thread will be 'what is the name of your first pet'

(sparkles I'm teasing, of course i know you are not mining!)

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

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By *ools and the brainCouple 27 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You didn't state the term of the sentence

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By *eordieJeansCouple 27 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth IYKYK"

If I get sent there I’m telling them I was born on a leap year

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By *hunky GentMan 27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year "

Or a few hours.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 27 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Ok so assuming you are telling the truth on your profile about your age then the year you were both can be worked out.

Assume you have your location correct

Some of you have now posted the date and month of your DOB

"

There are birthday threads nearly every day. In sure people could suss out from them if they where that way inclined

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends


"I hope I end up on HMP Wandsworth IYKYK

If I get sent there I’m telling them I was born on a leap year "

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By *batMan 27 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums "

Phew! Good job I wasn’t being serious then!!

Gbat

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

Ends


"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

Phew! Good job I wasn’t being serious then!!

Gbat "

I just bought yours

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By *batMan 27 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Best if you rent it. I’m changing things up soon.

Gbat

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By *nnCeeWoman 27 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Seven weeks.

I'd reckon I could manage that!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 27 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Depending at what point on the 1st I was incarcerated. It’ll be less than 24hours

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours. "

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

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By *hunky GentMan 27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?.. "

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 27 weeks ago

Next Door

3 whole months,

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By *hilloutMan 27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"OMG. December 31st...a year later

My exhusbands birthday. Was a bugger for parties!"

Tell me about it 😅

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx "

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

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By *hunky GentMan 27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper "

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

I’m doing 9 months then!

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though. "

... But I'm vegan

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By *rHotNottsMan 27 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums "

Most of the information sold on the dark web is augmented with snipers from hanging sources you’d be surprised how many systems verify using month of birth.

One very famous bank that Santos password protected PDF statements out every month by email actually requires your day and month of birth to open Yes it will allow 31 attempts.

Not taking your personal information seriously is the biggest mistake

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By *B69Woman 27 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Surely I’d be out early with good behaviour so March would be about right

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By *hunky GentMan 27 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My fab birthday is 1 Jan, so I'd be a full year

Or a few hours.

But if I'm going in on 31 Jan?..

The 1st, sweetie, the 1st.

Xxxx

Shit

Spec savers for me.. I'll likely not even get supper

Nope.

I'll meet you outside with a bacon butty though.

... But I'm vegan "

Lettuce then.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman 27 weeks ago

Leeds


"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

I came here to post a witty comment about Sparkles mining for info and the next thread will be 'what is the name of your first pet'

(sparkles I'm teasing, of course i know you are not mining!) "

Damn it, I've been rumbled 🤣🤣...

Would anyone notice if I next asked What day of the week were you born 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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By *he Naked VoyeurMan 27 weeks ago

Rock Ferry

May for me

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan 27 weeks ago

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"I love people worried about their personal information leaking if they post the month of their birth on the forums. Mate- our info is already being sold on the dark web and it’s not because of the forums

Most of the information sold on the dark web is augmented with snipers from hanging sources you’d be surprised how many systems verify using month of birth.

One very famous bank that Santos password protected PDF statements out every month by email actually requires your day and month of birth to open Yes it will allow 31 attempts.

Not taking your personal information seriously is the biggest mistake"

Of someone wants to walk around pretending to be me, well, they’ll realise how shit that is.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

I’d escape.

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

What month was I born in?

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By *vonne5exMan 27 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Imagine you're sent to prison on January 1st.....

You will be released on your birthday.... I've actually been released on the 31st December because the 1st January is a Bank Holiday

What month are you getting out??"

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By *vonne5exMan 27 weeks ago

Doncaster

I've actually been released on the 31st December because the 1st January is a Bank Holiday

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By *asilyled1Man 27 weeks ago

ogmore valley

I’ll be in less than a fortnight. Just hope I had hai karate soap on a rope for Xmas

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