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What would you do to the person above part 7
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"In tribute to the delightful insatiable nymph2024 And the amazing thread she created….you know the rules "Straight, so just meet in a quiet bar and dazzle him with my wit until he works out that the door isn't locked and can escape | |||
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"Seduce her... ... ^" Take him to Brixton. Proper meal. Dancing after. He'd love it. | |||
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"Seduce her... ... ^" Tell him I haven't don't the naked totem pole for 14 years and ask if he wants to climb on my shoulders. | |||
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"Twang their g string" Compliment her tattoos and her if she'd like a coffee a somepoint. Seriously loving the tattoos | |||
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"Tie and tease "Suck those nipples! 😉😈 | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea." Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request " Get the number of his personal trainer, I need some of that! | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request Get the number of his personal trainer, I need some of that!" Take him out for a choice beverage. | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request " • 
Oh, and go with him to meet his ^ personal trainer. 🍺 | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request •
Oh, and go with him to meet his ^ personal trainer. 🍺"Buy ice cream | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request •
Oh, and go with him to meet his ^ personal trainer. 🍺
Buy ice cream"Visit his tailor Hades x | |||
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"Take them for afternoon tea. Ask him why he's ignoring my totem pole request •
Oh, and go with him to meet his ^ personal trainer. 🍺
Buy ice cream"Get him a tie pin | |||
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"Watch the sunset with him" Get him some full undies he is missing the back part  | |||
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"Watch the sunset with him" Buy him a pint | |||
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"Watch the sunset with him Buy him a pint" Tell him that 'tootuspoootus' sounds very much like totempole | |||
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"Ride his pole." Buy him a smaller pocket watch | |||
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"Ride his pole. Buy him a smaller pocket watch " Pull the chain  | |||
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"Ride his pole. Buy him a smaller pocket watch Pull the chain "Argh! Another straight who looks decent. Try to talk him into wearing more leopard print | |||
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"Go windsurfing" Challenge him to a gaming session | |||
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"Go windsurfing Challenge him to a gaming session" Go bowling  | |||
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"Go windsurfing Challenge him to a gaming session" Kick her ass at a gaming session and create forfeits | |||
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"Go windsurfing Challenge him to a gaming session Kick her ass at a gaming session and create forfeits" Game of pool | |||
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"Go windsurfing Challenge him to a gaming session Kick her ass at a gaming session and create forfeits Game of pool" Beat him at pool  | |||
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"And him above... ^" Sure it’s my round so I’d buy him a drink | |||
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"And him above... ^ Sure it’s my round so I’d buy him a drink "Share a cookie | |||
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"Pint " Teach him to do make up if he can't do it for shit. After 12 pints. | |||
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"Pint Teach him to do make up if he can't do it for shit. After 12 pints." Go foraging | |||
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"Pint Teach him to do make up if he can't do it for shit. After 12 pints. Go foraging "Coffee and cake because he’s just an awesome guy who I class as a lovely friend ☺️ | |||
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"Pint Teach him to do make up if he can't do it for shit. After 12 pints. Go foraging
Coffee and cake because he’s just an awesome guy who I class as a lovely friend ☺️"Run my fingers & mouth over that delicious torso  | |||
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"Buy him a coffee" Rub her feet | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 21:15:21]" Im slightly worried and intrigued | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 21:16:18]" Give him a new post. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 21:15:21] Im slightly worried and intrigued " He’s shattered, sending gorilla glue to help put him back into one piece | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 21:16:18] Give him a new post." I’m tired, I messed up twice 😂 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 21:15:21] Im slightly worried and intrigued He’s shattered, sending gorilla glue to help put him back into one piece " I appreciate the generosity you can have a pint too | |||
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"The most hes getting out of me is a pint" Well done if you can produce a pint! | |||
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"The most hes getting out of me is a pint Well done if you can produce a pint!" Yay! Someone into Tgirls. Alas no pics apart from his cock, so I'd take his cock out for a drink, show it a good time, introduce it to some beautiful people and then return it to him at the end of the night | |||
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"The most hes getting out of me is a pint Well done if you can produce a pint! Yay! Someone into Tgirls. Alas no pics apart from his cock, so I'd take his cock out for a drink, show it a good time, introduce it to some beautiful people and then return it to him at the end of the night "It does have a mind of its own at times so that is a reasonable plan! I'd thank her for showing my little chap a good time and buy her some pistachio croissants | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 22:23:27]" Tell him not to remove poster | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 22:23:27] Tell him not to remove poster " Tell him that I had to, due to Erratic Thumb Syndrome badly affecting my typing | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 22:23:27] Tell him not to remove poster Tell him that I had to, due to Erratic Thumb Syndrome badly affecting my typing" To get up and close the door if it’s banging | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/24 22:23:27] Tell him not to remove poster Tell him that I had to, due to Erratic Thumb Syndrome badly affecting my typing To get up and close the door if it’s banging " Can't. Laziness plus erratic thumbs. | |||
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"Hopefully let me too 😂😂" A hug | |||
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"Hopefully let me too 😂😂 A hug " Bat my eyelids at her, seductively. Like this | |||
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"Hopefully let me too 😂😂 A hug " Is there a chance of two 🤣 | |||
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"Let him take me out and check me out in my best dress "If she changes the range il get my flights booked and whiskey ready 😂 | |||
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"Hopefully let me too 😂😂" Only if you make her smile | |||
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"Hopefully let me too 😂😂 Only if you make her smile" Some Irish tap dancing should do the trick | |||
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"Fart in his gob "Poke all of his holes with a pipe cleaner | |||
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" The best!!! The Birthday Party what has ever had in his life!¡!😈 PIZDRAWIAM SERDECZNE B.R.O Cake and coffee VVB BBBB BRO" | |||
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"A beer" Fist pump, but sneak a look at her arse too | |||
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"Clean the sand off their sun glasses." Spin his spurs | |||
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"Take the belt and hand it back to him 😏" I read your profile, i ready your profile😳😳😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Take the belt and hand it back to him 😏 I read your profile, i ready your profile😳😳😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Become addicted to opium... | |||
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"Offer them Gin.🍸" Suggest a shopping trip for handbags? | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! " Ask if he has a spare emoji face | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! " Admire his anvil!! x | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x"Take her around a few bars, find a couple of sexy guys and all whilst we criticise other people's fashion choices | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x
Take her around a few bars, find a couple of sexy guys and all whilst we criticise other people's fashion choices "Motorboat. Speed setting 13. | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x
Take her around a few bars, find a couple of sexy guys and all whilst we criticise other people's fashion choices
Motorboat. Speed setting 13."Get him to do a photo shoot for me! Love the pics | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x
Take her around a few bars, find a couple of sexy guys and all whilst we criticise other people's fashion choices "actually sounds good! 👍 | |||
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"Probably share a long overdue Gin and plaTonic. 🍸" Get a nice wine | |||
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"Probably share a long overdue Gin and plaTonic. 🍸 Get a nice wine " Smash his back doors in like a Amish barn in a Tornado Mr | |||
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"Have a few beers and put the Fab world to right. "Share a bacon butty | |||
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"Have a few beers and put the Fab world to right.
Share a bacon butty "Coffee and cake and soon | |||
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"See if I could get a roll of cellotape over his cock from the other side of the room "Steal his teabags. | |||
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"See if I could get a roll of cellotape over his cock from the other side of the room
Steal his teabags."Use these tea bags | |||
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"Ask where that cool elephant tie came from" Go out to a bar, then suddenly whip out a high powered spot light and quiz him on music, naming bands that don't exist and see if I can catch him out. If he wins, he gets a bar of Fry's Turkish Delight. If he loses, then his soul (music collection) is mine for eternity. Or until Wednesday next when I twig on I've got nothing to play them on | |||
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"Ask where that cool elephant tie came from Go out to a bar, then suddenly whip out a high powered spot light and quiz him on music, naming bands that don't exist and see if I can catch him out. If he wins, he gets a bar of Fry's Turkish Delight. If he loses, then his soul (music collection) is mine for eternity. Or until Wednesday next when I twig on I've got nothing to play them on "Take here for a full English and a night of karaoke | |||
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"Dim Sum in China Town. 🇨🇳 🍜" Only the finest for you Sir 🍷 | |||
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"Coffee!! "Let’s | |||
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"Coffee!!
Let’s "Tequila slammers | |||
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"Coffee!!
Let’s "👍🤗 | |||
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"Coffee!!
Let’s
👍🤗"Sort her shirt out. She knows which one | |||
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"Coffee!!
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Sort her shirt out. She knows which one"Phwoooaaarrrr his thighs | |||
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"Coffee!!
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Sort her shirt out. She knows which one"😉well you know I’m just waiting!! ☺️ | |||
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"Coffee!!
Let’s
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Sort her shirt out. She knows which one
Phwoooaaarrrr his thighs"Lol. Possibly send a FR so she can phwoar at more | |||
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"Kiss her on the eyelids. " Give him a long talking to for kissing eyelids when he could have been kissing better things | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x"you’d be welcome to! | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to! "Get him hammered | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to!
Get him hammered "Buy them a new joke book. | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to! "I have once or twice!! | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to!
I have once or twice!! "Dine,wine and 69 | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to!
I have once or twice!!
Dine,wine and 69" | |||
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"Ask her nicely if I could take her for a drink! Admire his anvil!! x you’d be welcome to!
I have once or twice!!
Dine,wine and 69
"Ask her to relax her age rules and take a chance on what could be a great time | |||
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"Let him know, I like a man in uniform "Have a BBQ on the beach,😁 | |||
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"Let him know, I like a man in uniform
Have a BBQ on the beach,😁"Tell him to not get dressed!!!😉 | |||
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"Let him know, I like a man in uniform
Have a BBQ on the beach,😁
Tell him to not get dressed!!!😉 "Still dine,wine and 69 but also... a cuddle | |||
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"Let him know, I like a man in uniform "Just not single men 🤦♂️ | |||
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