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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
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In my case, there is no queue and I don't expect there to be. :P |
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Have you ever seen those CCTV videos of fights breaking out on the first day of the sales? Elbows in faces, women tripped up and trampled in the stampede through the doors …
It’s best to have a system. Saves people getting injured. |
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
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Once I have been seen at the front of the queue, I run to the back so that I can get seconds. Sometimes I wear a disguise so that the lady does not realise I have already been seen.  |
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
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You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉
Miss S x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉
Miss S x"
I’m waiting patiently for my number |
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁
Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal"
I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often....
Cherry x 
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅 |
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉
Miss S x
I’m waiting patiently for my number "
Order number 69 to the adorableness point please
Miss S x |
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁
Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal
I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often....
Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅"
🤣🤣 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
You joined my queue last night didn you? 😉
Miss S x
I’m waiting patiently for my number
Order number 69 to the adorableness point please
Miss S x"
*checks number 564 |
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"I realise that it’s generally a turn of phrase but when people put this on their profiles do they imagine that there is going to be a queue? Is there actually a queue for some people?
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I think it’s just a turn of phrase. |
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I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause 
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x |
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"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁
Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal
I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often....
Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅"
You might be quite busy this season |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x"
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔 |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"
Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"
Oh god. Here. We. Go |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"We give the neighbours address, watch the queue snake up the street, then pick off the best of the bunch and direct them to Cherry's back door 😎😁
Cherry’s back door is definitely a goal
I've nicknamed my backdoor Everton, it maybe a goal but nothings going in very often....
Cherry x
Ps sorry Hades 😇😅
You might be quite busy this season "
Open season on Cherry’s back door? |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔"
Surely they are fox mittens?! |
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole"
If it’s to do with TMN I don’t want anything to do with this filth |
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole"
These are the burning questions, Tea! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!"
Gloves implies hands. Surely they’d be socks |
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole
These are the burning questions, Tea!"
I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️ |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳"
Lordy, good question! |
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"How many do you need to call it a queue?
What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group? "
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A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity. |
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"How many do you need to call it a queue?
What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group?
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A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity."
Are you in the crowd SAF? |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!"
Is mitten not a subset of glove? Or is glove a subset of mitten? 🤯 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole
These are the burning questions, Tea!
I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️"
Use Soy based candles and drip from a greater height |
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole
These are the burning questions, Tea!
I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️"
Unless you’re not  |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Surely they are fox mittens?!
Is mitten not a subset of glove? Or is glove a subset of mitten? 🤯"
J again. B will know the answer I'm sure. |
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"There’s a queue when you’re attractive like me.
Tell me about it Steve. God it's exhausting being pretty 😉
Word up.
We’re past that now. We’re currently tumbling down the fox (glove) hole
These are the burning questions, Tea!
I think if it’s burning you’re doing it wrong darling 🤷♂️
Unless you’re not "
Well yes. There is that.. 😈😈
My favourite 😘 |
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"I love this pulling apart of a common turn on phrase. Stuff like this is why I never get any work done and my house is a midden. I once left a long voicenote pondering how foxgloves got their name. Cos I happened to be walking past a foxglove at the time. I’m a lost cause
In answer to the question, OP, mine stretches round the block. It’s such a bore
Mrs TMN x
Do foxes wear them as gloves? 🤔
Or are they gloves made from foxes? 😳
Lordy, good question!"
Do I worry that my mind goes first to ‘made out of’ rather than ‘made for’? |
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It's generally just a tongue-in-cheek remark, I find. A humorous way to express a little humility, by mocking oneself after setting a stream of desires or expectations.
If someone is in a position to be selective then naturally a queue of sorts can emerge. A person decides to opt for one person over another first, as that's where their interest lies, then someone else may be waiting. Of course these things are usually managed in less explicit terms, to protect people's feelings etc. Ultimately, it's only a queue if one is willing to wait in it. |
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling. 
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock"
This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 26 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock
This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷"
Ninja foxes?
*shrieks and looks behind the sofa* |
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"How many do you need to call it a queue?
What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group?
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A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity.
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Are you in the crowd SAF?"
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I'm in the gutter, Le Petit Oiseau. 💌 |
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
Foxsock
This is true. Foxes wear them to be stealth 🥷
Ninja foxes?
*shrieks and looks behind the sofa*"
They won’t bite you darling. They’re after the hamsters 🤷♂️ |
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"How many do you need to call it a queue?
What’s the difference between a queue, a crowd and a group?
•
A queue is for the upper class. A crowd is for the middle class. A group is for the mediocrity.
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Are you in the crowd SAF?
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I'm in the gutter, Le Petit Oiseau. 💌"
It’s nice here isn’t it darling? |
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️"
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B |
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"
Shut.Up.
I now desperately want this to be true. |
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"
I. Fucking. Love. You. |
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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago
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"Sorry OP. Behold my contrition at sending the thread spiralling.
🙄😒
You knew exactly what you were doing
She always does 💯
I just need the answers to my foxglove questions 🤷♀️
In olde English they used to be called fuck gloves because of the individual flowers' resemblance to the tip of a condom and the flower spike looking like a sheathed cock. Over the years this has been modified to fucks gloves and finally fox gloves when people started to think of the children.
B"
Thank you for the explanation Monty Don  |
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I have had to employ a big guy in a tux with an earpiece who upon receipt of the codeword "the fit redhead" will walk to her in the queue, escórt her from her position to the front and move the rope for her, holding back the dejected few at the front. I will be waiting in the VIP lounge. |
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