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"a joke please. I need a lift "What you call two thieves in a launderette.... | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift
What you call two thieves in a launderette...."I dom't know  | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift "An elderly couple is lying in bed one night when suddenly the wife jumps up, tears off her clothes, and yells "SUPER PUSSY!" Her husband replies "I'll have the soup, please." | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift
What you call two thieves in a launderette....
I dom't know "Knickers | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift
An elderly couple is lying in bed one night when suddenly the wife jumps up, tears off her clothes, and yells "SUPER PUSSY!"
Her husband replies "I'll have the soup, please.""That's good actually | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift
An elderly couple is lying in bed one night when suddenly the wife jumps up, tears off her clothes, and yells "SUPER PUSSY!"
Her husband replies "I'll have the soup, please.""😅😆🤣 | |||
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"The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."😅🤣" Quality lmao | |||
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"a joke please. I need a lift "Have you tried the RAC?? 🤣 | |||
"a joke please. I need a lift
Have you tried the RAC?? 🤣"Uber maybe 🤷🏼♂️ | |||
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"Why is the elevator always sick? It keeps coming down with something." This is a dad joke isn't it? It's great! | |||
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"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it." Your doing this arnt you? Your bringing out the dad jokes 🤣 | |||
"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it." Dad: Someone among us is an owl. Me: Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously* | |||
"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it." That's wrong on so many levels lol | |||
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"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it. Your doing this arnt you? Your bringing out the dad jokes 🤣 " Shorty in my case it would be mum jokes ! | |||
"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it. That's wrong on so many levels lol" Wow you too huh. | |||
"I’ve always had a severe phobia of elevators. I’ve been taking steps to avoid it. Your doing this arnt you? Your bringing out the dad jokes 🤣 Shorty in my case it would be mum jokes ! " your brilliant 🤣 Hope your having a great night!  | |||
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"Why was the elevator always joking? Because it liked to push people’s buttons." 👏 👏👏 | |||
"Why was the elevator always joking? Because it liked to push people’s buttons." Never hang around with broken elevators. When they hit rock bottom they will take you down with them. | |||
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"What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror…." Do tell? | |||
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"Halloumi" Fuckin hell I should of known of known that one. | |||
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"Why shouldn’t you use the lift when there’s a fire? Because you should use a fire extinguisher!" I'm glad your still at | |||
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"A good pun is like a broken lift…It will never let you down!" What is it called when you put a cow in an elevator? – Raising the steaks! | |||
"A good pun is like a broken lift…It will never let you down!" What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. | |||
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"A good pun is like a broken lift…It will never let you down! What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets." Can I play with your Rubik's cube? | |||
"A good pun is like a broken lift…It will never let you down! What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Can I play with your Rubik's cube? " How long does it take you to get to the finale?? | |||
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