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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie
You can come, but only if you promise to disavow property ownership and so have wear the communal pants"
I hate to pull rank but as the organiser, I get to decide who’s in. How else am I going to remain the head of this sex cult?
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"Obviously I’m coming. I’m a massive acharcho commie
You can come, but only if you promise to disavow property ownership and so have wear the communal pants"
Is this supposed to put me off? 
‘From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs’ remember
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"Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )
How will we fund this is we're all retiring??  "
We bum lifts n stuff |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point"
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Can we travel the world and take in allllllll the sights and culture, please? I like wandering as a cloud (just not the "lonely" bit )
How will we fund this is we're all retiring??
We bum lifts n stuff "
I’m all for bumming… |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "
The locals can either join us or leave quietly.
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
The locals can either join us or leave quietly.
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My Black arse is reading this with my fist clenched like the Arthur meme 😂 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else "
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs"
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted. |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs"
Can it be a warm field please? I won't be able to offer hand jobs outdoors in the cold  |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "
How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted. "
Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear  |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.
Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear "
I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
The locals can either join us or leave quietly.
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Eh....no, that's been tried before, doesn't work. |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.
Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear
I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy "
I bet GK will be well up for it |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.
Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear
I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy
I bet GK will be well up for it "
Then I will see you there for that hand job. |
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"Tbf if it's going to be wall to wall sex, somewhere warm would be preferred. But I doubt our anarcho-communist ideas will support actual invasion of somewhere else
Yeah, it kinda smells a bit like colonialism…
Maybe we just find a nice field somewhere and rent it from the owner for blow jobs
Phew.
They figured it out themselves. Crisis averted.
Panic not. The only invasion will be of your underwear
I’m only coming if I’m not the only Black guy
I bet GK will be well up for it
Then I will see you there for that hand job. "
I'll warm my hands up and everything |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.
B"
I’ll give him a BJ for there |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.
B
I’ll give him a BJ for there"
He can provide the condoms |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
How about Necker Island, I'm sure Brans-o won't mind.
B
I’ll give him a BJ for there"
We might have to move it from the Virgin Islands though.
B |
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By *nnCeeWoman 15 weeks ago
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants?
The locals can either join us or leave quietly.
Eh....no, that's been tried before, doesn't work. "
But if we BOUGHT the island first... that would be OK right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me? "
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️ |
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️"
That does sound idyllic 😍 |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️"
Oooft! I’ll be there in a few hours |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️
That does sound idyllic 😍"
I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️ |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 15 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️
That does sound idyllic 😍
I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️ "
That sounds amazing!
It looks like we’ve found our location! |
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️
That does sound idyllic 😍
I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️ "
I pretty much guessed that's what you meant! Still sounds wonderful. And I'm not big on Kumbaya anyway 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️
That does sound idyllic 😍
I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️
That sounds amazing!
It looks like we’ve found our location! "
👍😂 and for those who like to free their bodies from the restriction of clothes, Studland Naturist Beach is only a short drive & crossing on the Sandbanks ferry 😊 |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️
I pretty much guessed that's what you meant! Still sounds wonderful. And I'm not big on Kumbaya anyway 😂"
Haha, me neither Julie. It was bad enough having to sing it as a teen on Scout camps (yes, I actually joined the scouts..it was far more fun than the girl guides  🤣) |
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By *ysizeMan 14 weeks ago
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"I’m going to start a free love commune, who’s with me?
I started my own a few years ago. For the most part it's been bliss. If your ever-increasing commune is passing by the Dorset coast, feel free to come and pitch your Yurts. We can all sing Kumbaya around the fire, as we get high on free love life.
✨️😊✌️✨️
That does sound idyllic 😍
I was partly taking the p**s Julie. Sorry. I don't actually run a commune. It was more a reference to giving up the rat race (mainly due to health issues) and now living a slower, simpler life. But I do live in a beautiful part of the south coast, a ten-minute walk from the beach. And I do have a garden with plenty of room for yurts, tents, or sleeping under the stars ✨️😍✨️
That sounds amazing!
It looks like we’ve found our location! "
Count me in |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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Is this commune still being planned? Slightly worried about the ratio of men to women (given the general composition of Fab). Also, will there be proper beds as I no longer do yoga mats or air beds, but like my comforts.
Oh, and bacon, there needs to be bacon, I can't be arsed with lentils and pulses ( though the women will need to have a pulse ).
I feel I may have been too demanding. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 14 weeks ago
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"Is this commune still being planned? Slightly worried about the ratio of men to women (given the general composition of Fab). Also, will there be proper beds as I no longer do yoga mats or air beds, but like my comforts.
Oh, and bacon, there needs to be bacon, I can't be arsed with lentils and pulses ( though the women will need to have a pulse ).
I feel I may have been too demanding. "
Gender ratios only matter if you’re straight… |
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"I'm up for that, can we take control of an island in the carribean at least?
Decent sun, sand and sea, weather is pretty much on point
Any island in particular? What about the current occupants? "
Well we could always take over a beach area of Cuba, the US did it with guantanamo bay so it's not like they aren't used to sharing.
As for the locals, let them join |
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