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By *iker Jack OP   Man 28 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Are there any particular quotes you like or sayings.

I like this :

However much we describe and explain Love,

When we fall in love we are ashamed of our words.

Explanation by the tongue makes most things clear,

But Love unexplained is better.”

(Jalal u’d din Rumi)

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By *bi HaiveMan 28 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness."

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By *JcuriousCouple 28 weeks ago

Derby

Live your life like there is no tomorrow 🩷

Miss S x

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By *icecouple561Couple 28 weeks ago
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East Sussex

People who tell you hardship makes you stronger are talking crap.

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By *illan-KillashMan 28 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Money can't buy you happiness.

Fuck off.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 28 weeks ago

Leeds

Live

Laugh

Lasagna

The mr

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By *ayRyuMan 28 weeks ago

Harrogate

Light travels faster than sound!

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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By *asterMeliodasMan 28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Money can't buy you happiness.

Fuck off."

The thing about this one is that supposedly it was originally intended to be a reminder to the rich that they still needed human connection in their lives and that material things alone wouldn't sustain them.

It's sad that it got perverted into an admonishment to the poor to be content with their lot.

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By *udandBryanCouple 28 weeks ago

Boston

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead. Stan Laurel.

Est ridiculum ergo valida. The Knights of Skirbeck.

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By *iker Jack OP   Man 28 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

You have two ears and one mouth for a reason.

Listen twice as much as you speak

Judge Judy

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By *olfandtazCouple 28 weeks ago

Bristol

The art of being wise is knowing what to ignore

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 28 weeks ago

The Continental

My favourite comes from my former fitness coach. It’s very simple and could cover many aspects of life………..

“Don’t be shit!”

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By *imited 3EditionCouple 28 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Common sense is not so common

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By *amesBeelzebubMan 28 weeks ago

norwich

Your smile isn't important. You smiling is.

One of my own

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By *punk n gushCouple 28 weeks ago

deal

Time bomb

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By *ouple24669Couple 28 weeks ago

Brechin

You could get a bus through there.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 28 weeks ago

North West

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Gandalf

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By *ocktimusPrimeMan 28 weeks ago

South West

60% of the time, it works every time…

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By *imited 3EditionCouple 28 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Your smile isn't important. You smiling is.

One of my own "

I like that!!

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By *WANDTGCouple 28 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining!

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By *ripfillMan 28 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Light travels faster than sound!

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!"

Excellent !!!

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By *ingleGent45Man 28 weeks ago

Clacton

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. x

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By *ripfillMan 28 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“You know Fuck about Shit “

It was a quote from Ozark … not sure what it means though - just like saying

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw

When life hands you melons, make ... melonade

*Still Game 😁

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By *elix SightedMan 28 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. x"

One of my favourite films! Even though it’s truly shit, I love it.

You are redeemed for your Christmas thread.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 28 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Live

Laugh

Lasagna

The mr "

I thought that was a garfield quote lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 28 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Your smile isn't important. You smiling is.

One of my own "

Love it x

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By *inxy777Woman 28 weeks ago

essex

Sometimes we wish to sleep, so we can forget And sometimes, we wish to forget, so we can sleep! X

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By *imited 3EditionCouple 28 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Sometimes we wish to sleep, so we can forget And sometimes, we wish to forget, so we can sleep! X"

Brilliant!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Les Grossman.

My hero ♥️

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By *aomilatteCouple 28 weeks ago

Midlands

From an old Mars bar advert

"Work, rest and play"

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 28 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Did I say you could stop?!

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By *inxy777Woman 28 weeks ago

essex

Change is hard at first

Messy in the middle

And gorgeous at the end

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 28 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Change is hard at first

Messy in the middle

And gorgeous at the end "

Is that not sex???

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By *illan-KillashMan 28 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Money can't buy you happiness.

Fuck off.

The thing about this one is that supposedly it was originally intended to be a reminder to the rich that they still needed human connection in their lives and that material things alone wouldn't sustain them.

It's sad that it got perverted into an admonishment to the poor to be content with their lot."

This. ^^^^

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By *idssissyTV/TS 28 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Sometimes we wish to sleep, so we can forget And sometimes, we wish to forget, so we can sleep! X"

Never heard before but very apt

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By *iaisonseekerMan 28 weeks ago

Liverpool

"... this feeling of futility would be a fixture in his life. A dull waiting and then a broken promise, a panicked realization of how late it was."

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By *iaisonseekerMan 28 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Evidently every hour of the year, including this one, was a good hour for staring at a screen.”

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By *880 SaintMan 28 weeks ago

Essex

I believe it was Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin that said:

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day."

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 28 weeks ago

the moon

He/she that go to bed with itchy bum ……

Wake up with smelly finger ….

Confucius

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I love the sound deadlines make as they go whizzing by

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Of those who like to put their faith in mankind's inherent goodness, I have to ask- based on what, exactly?

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By *ingleGent45Man 28 weeks ago

Clacton


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. x

One of my favourite films! Even though it’s truly shit, I love it.

You are redeemed for your Christmas thread."

Haha Thanks my man you're the best, I also love it too as crap as it is, its brilliant!

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By *till gameMan 28 weeks ago

Oldham


"From an old Mars bar advert

"Work, rest and play""

It was murray walker the auld F1 commentator that came up with that phrase when he worked in advertising

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By *till gameMan 28 weeks ago

Oldham


"He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw

When life hands you melons, make ... melonade

*Still Game 😁"

I run a tight ship , not a shite tip

Winston Ingram

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By *ingleGent45Man 28 weeks ago

Clacton

Loves touch is hard to dodge when Cupids raining arrows.

Me.

You can't save the world, but you can try!.

Also me..well the second bit is.

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By *ingleGent45Man 28 weeks ago

Clacton


"Loves boner is hard to dodge when Cupids squirting bumholes.

Me.

You can't shag the world, but you can try a cup of tea.

Also me..well the second bit is."

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball .. 🔧

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By *TinRedCouple 28 weeks ago

Reading

Life is like a toilet roll. The closer to the end you get, the quicker it goes

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By *punk n gushCouple 28 weeks ago

deal

B ending in ollocks

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