I heard an insult about Boris Johnson a while back. But it could go for anyone with bad hair. Someone said to me that he brushes his hair with a balloon 🎈

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 24 weeks ago

The Continental

Looks like the best bits of you ran down your mommas thighs

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By *arlot o scaraWoman 24 weeks ago

Hell

I saw someone call someone else a cheeky pensioner the other day and it’s my absolute favourite insult ever

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By *anny_stevensMan 24 weeks ago

holytown

Go unfuck yourself is usually a good one

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By *ir tootMan 24 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

You filthy plebeian!

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By *oberts_onMan 24 weeks ago

King's Lynn

"It's about as much use as a slinky in a bungalow"

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By *d mirerMan 24 weeks ago

lost

If you were a cloud

You’d be dimbo cumulus

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By *olfandtazCouple 24 weeks ago

Bristol

Cockwomble

Twatwaffle

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Wisdom chases you..but you are much faster

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By *ornishvikingMan 24 weeks ago

lala land

Thudercunt

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 24 weeks ago

Leeds

Ever since the riots. I like to tell people “ you look like the sort of guy that loots Greggs “

The mr

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By *aytime78Man 24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

seen more brain on pete sutcliffes hammer

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By *asterMeliodasMan 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"Cockwomble

Twatwaffle "

Cockwombling spunktrumpet

Hoofwanking thundercunt

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By *aytime78Man 24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

cocksnogger

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"You’ve had more pricks than a crack head "

Crack is not in jected

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"seen more brain on pete sutcliffes hammer "

Vile and totally inappropriate.

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By *aytime78Man 24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

"seen more brain on pete sutcliffes hammer

Vile and totally inappropriate."

I know

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 24 weeks ago

Stoke

How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by chickens!

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By *ayRyuMan 24 weeks ago

Harrogate

You've got more chins than the Chinese phone directory.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I had hair yesterday, I have none today. But you sir, will always be ugly

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the rubbish bin.

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By *ivpoolmanMan 24 weeks ago

Liverpool

"I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the rubbish bin. "

You could have been an extra in Chernobyl. Shocking

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Horsham

Why am I talking to you, you are a Neanderthal.

Go home. Your village is missing its idiot.

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By *ermite12ukMan 24 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

If brains were dynamite. You wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

You should be on the stage. Cleaning it.

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

Someone said recently. "You are easily overlooked"

Nice to know.

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

"How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by chickens! "

Try being the goose amongst the ducks instead

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By *aytime78Man 23 weeks ago

Aylesbury

of you had a brain you could be a police dog

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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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