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What would be a mild version of hell.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man 16 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Luke warm purgatory? I dunno.

Probably kinda lame

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By *a LunaWoman 16 weeks ago

South Wales

A bustling shopping centre with the heaters on full blast at hot setting.

Nightmare!

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By *imply DeeWoman 16 weeks ago

Wherever

Victoria Line during heatwave.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

Ends

I like the middle place where you get your favourite beer but it’s warm.

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By *a LunaWoman 16 weeks ago

South Wales

Working near a furnace during a heatwave and the water tap is out of order!

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

If people found out I’m really George Clooney

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

A Coldplay concert

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By *KTim61Man 16 weeks ago

Tipton


"Working near a furnace during a heatwave and the water tap is out of order! "

That sounds like Hell to me

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By *929Man 16 weeks ago

newcastle

When my mother stays for longer than 15 minutes during her many uninvited visits

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By *ittlebirdWoman 16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Grimsby 👍🏻

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 16 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grimsby 👍🏻"

Or Luton

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By *a LunaWoman 16 weeks ago

South Wales


"When my mother stays for longer than 15 minutes during her many uninvited visits "

Does she cast her critical eye about the place and look to see if you have hoovered?

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By *oo..Woman 16 weeks ago

Boo's World

Living with someone that is unable to shut up or sit still for more than five minutes!

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By *wesomeLolaCouple 16 weeks ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

A football match.

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost

Living with somebody who listens to Bon Jovi 😭😭😭

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You've put on a jacket that's a bit too warm for the weather, but the clothes you have underneath aren't warm enough.

B

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By *appytochatMan 16 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

Having to live in a city. Or even a town. I like the peace and quiet to much.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 16 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

If the only food we had to eat was porridge 🤮🤮

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

The quiet lounge on the ferry and everyone on FaceTime and speakerphone. K

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By *929Man 16 weeks ago

newcastle


"When my mother stays for longer than 15 minutes during her many uninvited visits

Does she cast her critical eye about the place and look to see if you have hoovered?"

Not so much with the hoovering as having a dog I have to hiker often but more so small things like the dusting ect she’s just pest I can’t have a day off work without her coming round even if I’m rained off through the week and she sees the van she will call in and honestly at my wits end with it

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By *ittlebirdWoman 16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Living with someone that is unable to shut up or sit still for more than five minutes! "

Sorry 🤣

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By *ed MartinMan 16 weeks ago

Shefford

When it’s too hot under the duvet, but too cold without it.

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By *avexxMan 16 weeks ago

cheshire

snacks and drinks

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 16 weeks ago

ashford

Falling in stinging nettles ! I did that years ago there was a rope swing over some and I fell in middle ! X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West


"Living with somebody who listens to Bon Jovi 😭😭😭"

Livin' on a prayer, presumably?

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago


"Grimsby 👍🏻

Or Luton "

I love Luton, and its even better now they got rid of Tommy Robinson and the EDL.

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By *icecouple561Couple 16 weeks ago
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East Sussex

I wondered where you were op. Good to see you back

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By *elix SightedMan 16 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If every single road had roadworks every day

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By *icecouple561Couple 16 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

a mild version of hell would be only having one pair of shoes one with a one inch heel and the other with an inch and a half

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By *hrista BellendWoman 16 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Another covid lockdown

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West


"a mild version of hell would be only having one pair of shoes one with a one inch heel and the other with an inch and a half"

It wouldn't bother me

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By *ust another WonkoMan 16 weeks ago

here and there


"Grimsby 👍🏻

Or Luton "

I raise you Croydon

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

For me it would be working in a shop that sells clothes

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By *uriousscouserWoman 16 weeks ago

Wirral

Heck is perpetually damp socks. Lukewarm showers with poor pressure. Low-flush toilets when you've had an emergency poo in a public toilet. One ply toilet paper. Weak tea and singed toast. Having a smell stuck in your nose and not being sure whether you actually smell of that thing.

Ooh, being stuck in close quarters with someone who wears too much Angel by Thierry Mugler.

Every photo of you being taken with a phone's front facing camera so you end up looking like a potato in every one.

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By *asterMeliodasMan 16 weeks ago

Newmill


"Heck is perpetually damp socks. Lukewarm showers with poor pressure. Low-flush toilets when you've had an emergency poo in a public toilet. One ply toilet paper. Weak tea and singed toast. Having a smell stuck in your nose and not being sure whether you actually smell of that thing.

Ooh, being stuck in close quarters with someone who wears too much Angel by Thierry Mugler.

Every photo of you being taken with a phone's front facing camera so you end up looking like a potato in every one."

The rest I could deal with but singed toast would break me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Phoning Virgin Media and sitting on that High Fibre Fucking Carousel ......... round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round

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By *uriousscouserWoman 16 weeks ago

Wirral


"Heck is perpetually damp socks. Lukewarm showers with poor pressure. Low-flush toilets when you've had an emergency poo in a public toilet. One ply toilet paper. Weak tea and singed toast. Having a smell stuck in your nose and not being sure whether you actually smell of that thing.

Ooh, being stuck in close quarters with someone who wears too much Angel by Thierry Mugler.

Every photo of you being taken with a phone's front facing camera so you end up looking like a potato in every one.

The rest I could deal with but singed toast would break me."

Not burned enough where you could refuse it, just singed enough that you could clearly taste that bitterness.

Maybe topped with an undercooked poached egg where the white is still slightly jizzy.

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By *uriousscouserWoman 16 weeks ago

Wirral


"Phoning Virgin Media and sitting on that High Fibre Fucking Carousel ......... round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round round and round and round "

Your call is very important to us.

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By *illy IdolMan 16 weeks ago

Midlands

Living in an area where you only get 1 bar of phone signal

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Bloemfontein

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By *evil-AngelWoman 16 weeks ago

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I feel like I'm in a mild version of hell at the moment. I've been trying to sort out my kid's bedrooms since the start of the school holiday but I just seem to be moving the mess around

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By *andT2023Couple 16 weeks ago

in the middle

Trapped on love island

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost


"Trapped on love island "

That’s not mild !!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

London.

The mr

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By *aytime78Man 16 weeks ago

daventry

step into my world and walk around like you own the place

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