I was nowhere near where it happened and despite knowing what happened and where that’s as much as I know and I know that you know that I wasn’t there. Wherever it was that whatever it was happened.might have happened.

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By *d mirerMan 16 weeks ago

lost

I did it

But a bigger boy made me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 16 weeks ago

Southampton

It was me in the library with a candlestick 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago

I was out at the time and so it could not have been me.

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By *asterMeliodasMan 16 weeks ago

Newmill

Fine, I admit it.

I was the one who let the dogs out.

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By *andT2023Couple 16 weeks ago

in the middle

Ok ok i admit it

But would it stand up in court ??

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By *r John WickMan 16 weeks ago

The Continental

Wasn’t me

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By *imited 3EditionCouple 16 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

It wasn't me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 16 weeks ago

Leeds

Ok, it was me that shit in the water urn, sorry I ruined your brew, if you want to know why ask the dickhead Gary in accounts 😡😡😡

🖕🏻🖕🏻 fuck you gary 🖕🏻🖕🏻

The mr

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By *nnCeeWoman 16 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I did it

But a bigger boy made me "

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By *riel13Woman 16 weeks ago

Northampton

Okay! Okay! I really really do!!

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By *olfandtazCouple 16 weeks ago

Bristol

You got me, I ate the last ice cream and I don't feel guilty about it either!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

Ends

I want a lot of things.

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By *cott14Man 16 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Wasn’t me officer 👀

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me.

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By *ad NannaWoman 16 weeks ago

East London

I'd like to know what the OP is like in bed 🙃

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By *ad NannaWoman 16 weeks ago

East London

"I want a lot of things. "

Me? 😃

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By *cLovin2Man 16 weeks ago

Reading

Ok I lied on my CV a teeny tiny bit.

Which bit? The whole thing is one big lie.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman 16 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"I did it

But a bigger boy made me "

He made me too. Over and over 😈😈😈😈😂

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 16 weeks ago

Ends

"I want a lot of things.

Me? 😃"

Would you really?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West

"Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me."

Saw you slacking there 👀😈

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By *ozzybear1981Man 16 weeks ago

preston

I was provoked, she made me do it I swear your honour

Now I also owe the hotel a new bed too 😂😂

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me.

Saw you slacking there 👀😈"

Come on lady.

You had a power cut in there or what?

No sugar thank you 🫖

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West

"Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me.

Saw you slacking there 👀😈

Come on lady.

You had a power cut in there or what?

No sugar thank you 🫖"

You want a biscuit too? We've got the ones in foil wrappers

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By *lfa RomeoMan 16 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

I've got an alibi guv

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me.

Saw you slacking there 👀😈

Come on lady.

You had a power cut in there or what?

No sugar thank you 🫖

You want a biscuit too? We've got the ones in foil wrappers

You tryin to get me overstimulated

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 16 weeks ago

North West

"Nah.

I was busy doing my work at the time.

Couldn’t be me.

Saw you slacking there 👀😈

Come on lady.

You had a power cut in there or what?

No sugar thank you 🫖

You want a biscuit too? We've got the ones in foil wrappers

You tryin to get me overstimulated

Guilty as charged

*Talks with mouthful*

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 16 weeks ago

Coventry

"Come on, fess up, admit it, you want to, I know you do.

The trouble is when you put it like that there seems no point saying I don't want to because it sounds like you won't believe me anyway.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Come on, fess up, admit it, you want to, I know you do.

Always

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By *ust another WonkoMan 16 weeks ago

here and there

It wasn't me I can prove it

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By *iscean_dreamMan 16 weeks ago

Llanelli

I are a few sweets from the pic n mix in Woolworths when I was about 6, the shame haunts me still.

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By *elix SightedMan 16 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Come on, fess up, admit it, you want to, I know you do.

Never!! You can’t prove anything.

I wasn’t even there.

Ok I was there but I didn’t do it.

Definitely.

Maybe.

Ok I saw who did it.

We did it together.

Well, it was more them than me.

Or not.

Some of it was me.

It was mainly me.

I might have done it.

I did it a little bit.

Most of it.

Ok it was me.

But it was like that when I got there.

And that’s a lie.

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By *iscean_dreamMan 16 weeks ago

Llanelli

"I ate a few sweets from the pic n mix in Woolworths when I was about 6, the shame haunts me still. "

Ps please implement a edit option for after posting 😁

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