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By (user no longer on site) OP    21 weeks ago

My roommate cal had been consistently ruining our on home appliances and fixtures and fittings. I feel really bad about it but the last straw was when he just fucking jumped on the washing machine and broke it. I kicked him out and got a new machine.

Turns out washing machines live longer with cal gone.

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By *heCucksCouple 21 weeks ago

West Midlands

I laughed waaaay too hard at this

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By *ools and the brainCouple 21 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"My roommate cal had been consistently ruining our on home appliances and fixtures and fittings. I feel really bad about it but the last straw was when he just fucking jumped on the washing machine and broke it. I kicked him out and got a new machine.

Turns out washing machines live longer with cal gone. "

Dear god,stop

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 21 weeks ago

The Continental

😆😂

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By *asterMeliodasMan 21 weeks ago

Newmill

The setup would be funnier if you used a longer name like Callum so that you're not including part of the punchline early. ^_^

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago


"My roommate cal had been consistently ruining our on home appliances and fixtures and fittings. I feel really bad about it but the last straw was when he just fucking jumped on the washing machine and broke it. I kicked him out and got a new machine.

Turns out washing machines live longer with cal gone. "

Hahaha! 🤣

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By *alandNitaCouple 21 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I get blamed for everything.

Cal

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By *olfandtazCouple 21 weeks ago

Bristol

Oh ffs, another Dad joke lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman 21 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

OP that is truly brilliant. Take a bow 😘

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS 21 weeks ago

Exeter

The old ones are the best......

although it is the first time I've heard it today.....

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