So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.
The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.
I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics. |
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"We find it's more of what ever takes fancy at the time and best to figure out beforehand in each role etc ( our humble brag too  )"
The roles had been completely figured out. Where the legs go...not so much 😂 |
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...
I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.
I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D |
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By *dam_EveCouple 25 weeks ago
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The most success we've had for DP was F on top in traditional cowgirl but leaning forward with M underneath in pussy and other M kneeling behind in ass.
DVP was best in reverse cowgirl with feet planted either side of hips and the second M in an upright missionary position.
All require considerable coordination of thrusts so an not to dislodge the other cock! Sense of humour is definitely required! |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...
I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.
I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D"
The innocent face belies the mischief of Meli  |
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"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...
I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.
I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D"
Glad I can still surprise you Meli. 😂 In the words of Ferris Bueller "It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."
Squish it up there and hope for the best. Sounds as good as any other advice! 😅 |
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Best is just to go with how the mood takes you and what every positions feel comfortable to all.
They are a lot of fun but if you get into an awkward position beware…..the cramp is going to get you 🫣😂 |
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...
I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.
I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D
The innocent face belies the mischief of Meli "
Oh I'm a riot. |
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"The most success we've had for DP was F on top in traditional cowgirl but leaning forward with M underneath in pussy and other M kneeling behind in ass.
DVP was best in reverse cowgirl with feet planted either side of hips and the second M in an upright missionary position.
All require considerable coordination of thrusts so an not to dislodge the other cock! Sense of humour is definitely required! "
Thank you! This is really helpful. And the first bit is what we found. And there was a definite sense of humour and joy. ❤️ |
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"So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.
The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.
I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics. "
How the professionals / Fab enthusiasts achieve these Hotwife Yoga positions:
🐓Cocks. 7” or longer, figure out the combined girth you can cope with- be realistic. Crying and deep breathing won’t create a bigger opening. Chaps that perform reliably with hard cocks only, no limp dicks. As a wise woman always said “you can’t push rope” @Gillian
🦵Leg length. Surprising one but quite important. Matching thigh lengths for all involved will help immensely. There’s only so much spreading will do to create perfect compatible height alignment.
👬the men. Confident, experienced. Preferably already mates. Very comfortable with crossing swords and slapping balls (hetero-flexible / bi is best - then there’s no awkward flinching. Rather engender some ‘enthusiastic’ teamwork).
🎯🕳️🤜🤛🥳 |
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"We find it's more of what ever takes fancy at the time and best to figure out beforehand in each role etc ( our humble brag too )
The roles had been completely figured out. Where the legs go...not so much 😂"
it's just a game if naked twister  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Bookmarking.
But lefty loosely, righty tighty
Stay low, move fast
I think
Perfect. Also if you can dodge a wrench... 🤔"
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a cramp 🤣 |
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"For clarification purposes OP, Was it the MMF or MFM porn you were watching as MMF is the opposite to MFM, for the whiter than whites of the meet fraternité. "
I was watching bi-MMF porn in anticipation of such an MMF. |
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"So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.
The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.
I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics. "
I bloody love that you watched some specific porn so you could plan ahead 😍
Mrs TMN x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago
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The first rule, of course, is not to use porn as a guideline. It should come with a health warning - "all performers are paid professionals; don't try this at home".
If it isn't missionary, doggy, VERY gingerly executed cowgirl, or just having a wank, I'm not putting my back out for it... 🤣 |
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"Idiots guide: communication, willingness to look silly and laugh about it, patience, potentially lube depending on specifics."
We had all of those things. I was a very lucky person 😍. And lots of things did work 🤩.
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"Idiots guide: communication, willingness to look silly and laugh about it, patience, potentially lube depending on specifics.
We had all of those things. I was a very lucky person 😍. And lots of things did work 🤩.
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It's brilliant fun. Some of the stuff in porn is way harder than it looks! |
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When it’s worked perfectly for us (had a year of the same FWB - Humble brag 😛) the 2 guys have been similar in height and similar size cocks.
DP and DVP have been easy with C on top of one guy and leaning forward like she’s kissing them and then the other guy coming in from behind. No problems at all.
Eyes roll right to the back of the head 🥵 |
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By *ambertMan 25 weeks ago
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"Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.
I'm talking gallons.
If you think there is enough, add more.
I've managed most of my MMFs with no lube. I know, I'm a monster  "
Terrible. How else you expect to slide to the bathroom I will never know |
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"Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.
I'm talking gallons.
If you think there is enough, add more.
I've managed most of my MMFs with no lube. I know, I'm a monster
Terrible. How else you expect to slide to the bathroom I will never know "
I did have someone run to the bathroom in a more than two m plus f situation
Pro tip: some body lotions taste worse than others |
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"For clarification purposes OP, Was it the MMF or MFM porn you were watching as MMF is the opposite to MFM, for the whiter than whites of the meet fraternité.
I was watching bi-MMF porn in anticipation of such an MMF. "
In my unfamiliar MMF experience I would suggest lining the blokes up doggy with you being stopper or you mishing it out, kind of like a train thing.
There's the daisy chain.
You could ride one giving free man mouthy options.
You and Hub could give the guy a highly unknown VAA treat - lay on top of each other (vag anal anal).
Whatever - you do, do douche |
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