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Glass water bottle Friday night.
I was in bed I opened the lid and the bottom of the bottle just fell off soaking the pillows, mattress, duvet etc, it was midnight and we had to get out of bed and try and sort it out, I wasn't happy 🤬 |
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Friday afternoon, finished work, had 45 mins to travel home 10 miles, have a wee, grab a brew and join a zoom meeting... life decided to try and fuck it up, so many vehicles got told to fuck off, lack of parking spaces at home got told to fuck off, the laptop decided not to play fair and that got told to fuck off. 5 seconds after the last fuck off I smiled sweetly at the zoom screen and greeted the room like nothing had occurred 😇😅
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"I'm usually a bit more decorous than that; I tell them that this will go down very poorly at their next performance review.
Is the fuck off then submitted at the review ?"
In triplicate and sent to HR, yes. |
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"I'm usually a bit more decorous than that; I tell them that this will go down very poorly at their next performance review.
Is the fuck off then submitted at the review ?
In triplicate and sent to HR, yes."
😂😂 |
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"9am this morning when I smashed my Toe on the underside of the bed!
Urgh, the fragility of the human toe is definitely a design flaw."
I totally agree with that MM.. Should be a lot stronger (or less nerves) |
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My motorbike yesterday when it wouldn't start. Kick starts are hard work and when your wearing full Motocross kit in the blistering sun and it won't start.... Fuck off, and a few other choice words.
Bump started it in the end. Fucking thing..
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"I tell Alexa to fuck off or that she’s a c*nt at least 3 times a day. Mostly because she doesn’t listen to me and does her own thing… which weirdly reminds me of me 🤣"
Have you seen the Burnistoun elevator sketch? |
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"I tell Alexa to fuck off or that she’s a c*nt at least 3 times a day. Mostly because she doesn’t listen to me and does her own thing… which weirdly reminds me of me 🤣
Have you seen the Burnistoun elevator sketch?"
No darling. Can you send me the link please? |
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"I tell Alexa to fuck off or that she’s a c*nt at least 3 times a day. Mostly because she doesn’t listen to me and does her own thing… which weirdly reminds me of me 🤣
Have you seen the Burnistoun elevator sketch?
No darling. Can you send me the link please? "
Of course I can, my lovely! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4 |
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"Glass water bottle Friday night.
I was in bed I opened the lid and the bottom of the bottle just fell off soaking the pillows, mattress, duvet etc, it was midnight and we had to get out of bed and try and sort it out, I wasn't happy 🤬"
Crikey - a well deserved tirade of expletives
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My 4g provider. It reports full signal strength yet there’s still no connection. Tried turning it off and on again but still luck.
How long had 4g been around? And it still won’t work? Fucking thing. Thankfully I found some Wi-Fi. |
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"Does swearing at other drivers count?
Asking for a friend. Which is me."
Didn't you have to successfully swear at another driver as part of your test? I think that's just an accepted part of the driving experience.
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"Didn't you have to successfully swear at another driver as part of your test? I think that's just an accepted part of the driving experience. B"
I think they only added that part to the test recently, after realising the youth of today don’t know how to properly road rage. |
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"Birthday Balloon that would keep bobbing out everytime I tried to stick it in the car...I must have looked ridiculous wrestling with it
Was it your birthday?
B"
Yes, it is my birthday today. I was putting my birthday gifts off my work colleagues into the car, the balloon was attached to the gift bag  |
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"Birthday Balloon that would keep bobbing out everytime I tried to stick it in the car...I must have looked ridiculous wrestling with it
Was it your birthday?
B
Yes, it is my birthday today. I was putting my birthday gifts off my work colleagues into the car, the balloon was attached to the gift bag "
Happy birthday 🎂
Bx |
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"Birthday Balloon that would keep bobbing out everytime I tried to stick it in the car...I must have looked ridiculous wrestling with it
Was it your birthday?
B
Yes, it is my birthday today. I was putting my birthday gifts off my work colleagues into the car, the balloon was attached to the gift bag
Happy birthday 🎂
Bx"
Thank you xx |
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