Thanks to everyone who contributed! Here is your glorious clusterfuck:
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My day at Wonko's house
I couldn't believe it the day I got an invitation to Wonko's house! I was so hurtful. I packed my horny skateboard and sausage, ready for glass blowing.
When I got there, Wonko was wearing a codpiece, a pink velvet cowboy hat with blue stars, and a tasty pair of underpants. Wonko offered me a White Russian and, if I wanted one, a jackhammer. Of course, I hungrily accepted.
We spent a while knitting Wonko's turtle, which was slightly despondent. At one point, I pounced, which Wonko found really sweet.
Wonko was looking quite fashionable, so I suggested we move on to flying. Unfortunately, Wonko said Wonko was out, so I went home.
I had such a hairy time at Wonko's house! |
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