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How many times have you farted today?
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"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point? " No I just haven’t stopped farting today | |||
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"This is worse than Facebook, just going for a piss BRB" Make sure you post a pic or it didn’t happen. Please don't though. | |||
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"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point? No I just haven’t stopped farting today" Did you have onions last night to Pickles? They should carry a danger warning! | |||
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"This is worse than Facebook, just going for a piss BRB" Make sure to dry the drips. | |||
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"I was told the forums were a great place, now this has be rethinking 🙈" It gets better… * this may also be a lie 🤣 | |||
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"Delighted my offspring recently discovered 1000 farts on Spotify. It lasts for an hour. Mrs TMN x" My daughter tells Alexa to make fart sounds occasionally | |||
"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point? No I just haven’t stopped farting today Did you have onions last night to Pickles? They should carry a danger warning! " I didn’t! But I had banana and porridge this morning  | |||
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"Too many to count! Side note, the 2 of us were in the middle of foreplay last night when the dog, who sleeps on the floor in our bedroom pet out such a toxic fart that it immediately killed the mood "*Let out | |||
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"I've had a curry today. When you have IBS wind comes from both ends "
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"Just a guess? Do they all smell?" Regretfully, I didn't count for You OP but it was a fair amount .. I can't answer as to smell as I was on a Hilltop in Wales (But no Aircraft crashed so Guessing it wasn't too bad) | |||
