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Ceilings.
Ey ey good folks 🥰
Ceilings are fascinating aren’t they?
Indeed, where would we be without them? (presumably not on the second floor for starters)
Anyway; Describe your ceiling to me please 👍🏻
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"Large, flat, white and in need of painting. About sums it up! "
Good grief! That sounds uncannily like my ceiling to!
These is presently a spider on mine also.
Clearly it is a fellow ceiling connoisseur 👍🏻 |
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"Large, got a swirly artex pattern on it with two ceiling lights, one at each end of the room. They have swirly artex circles around them.
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Ooo Artex! 😍😍😍 Dids’t thou know’eth that older Artex featured more defined ‘swirls’ due to the inclusion of Asbestos in the mix?
Eeee I’m a veritable mine of highly interesting knowledge me 👍🏻😜 |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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In parts of my house I have old Victorian ceilings. Original with intricate carved in details, and elegant designs. The newer parts of my house lack that ornate style. It’s, at times, too modern with straight lines and lacking curves or interest. |
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"In parts of my house I have old Victorian ceilings. Original with intricate carved in details, and elegant designs. The newer parts of my house lack that ornate style. It’s, at times, too modern with straight lines and lacking curves or interest. "
I love those finishing flourishes as typically characterised in Edwardian and Victorian design 😍😍😍
Panelled ceilings for instance….. *fappety-fap!* |
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By *ayRyuMan 25 weeks ago
Harrogate |
"Large, flat, white and in need of painting. About sums it up!
Good grief! That sounds uncannily like my ceiling to!
These is presently a spider on mine also.
Clearly it is a fellow ceiling connoisseur 👍🏻"
I also have a spider present.  |
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"Large, flat, white and in need of painting. About sums it up!
Good grief! That sounds uncannily like my ceiling to!
These is presently a spider on mine also.
Clearly it is a fellow ceiling connoisseur 👍🏻
I also have a spider present. "
That perfect finishing touch 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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By *a LunaWoman 25 weeks ago
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"Large, got a swirly artex pattern on it with two ceiling lights, one at each end of the room. They have swirly artex circles around them.
Ooo Artex! 😍😍😍 Dids’t thou know’eth that older Artex featured more defined ‘swirls’ due to the inclusion of Asbestos in the mix?
Eeee I’m a veritable mine of highly interesting knowledge me 👍🏻😜"
I was not aware of the matter thou dost speak of! thy kindness in revealing it to me is much appreciated good sir. Verily, each day doth bring forth lessons anew ⭐️ |
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"I wouldn’t expect anything else after seeing how much sexiness yet elegance your profile exhibits
*looking around* you surely aren't talking about me? "
bless you. you’d be eaten alive was for the sexy woman with original Victorian features hahaha |
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"Large, got a swirly artex pattern on it with two ceiling lights, one at each end of the room. They have swirly artex circles around them.
Ooo Artex! 😍😍😍 Dids’t thou know’eth that older Artex featured more defined ‘swirls’ due to the inclusion of Asbestos in the mix?
Eeee I’m a veritable mine of highly interesting knowledge me 👍🏻😜
I was not aware of the matter thou dost speak of! thy kindness in revealing it to me is much appreciated good sir. Verily, each day doth bring forth lessons anew ⭐️"
😂😂 Be sure to join me next week when I will be discussing the wondrous intricacies of toilet cisterns…. 😜😜 |
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"Ceilings.
Ey ey good folks 🥰
Ceilings are fascinating aren’t they?
Indeed, where would we be without them? (presumably not on the second floor for starters)
Anyway; Describe your ceiling to me please 👍🏻
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Yes they damn well are !
We would be under the rafters !
We could be on the second floor cos even second floors have ceilings
All my ceilings are different. My favourite ceiling is a fan shaped artex one that my neighbours friend did when I moved into this house.
He has since died.
When my neighbour comes in he says ...... ffs ( or similar ) take that down will ya it's like a bleedin memorial to xxxx and I say .... no |
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"It looks like standard older house ceiling with deep coving and ceiling rose and dangly light fitting thing. It’s painted a blue/grey to match the walls "
Now this is particularly interesting as so few of us brave painting our ceilings in any colour other than white.
I mean, we have coloured feature walls so why are coloured ceilings so rare? ☹️☹️
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"Ceilings.
Ey ey good folks 🥰
Ceilings are fascinating aren’t they?
Indeed, where would we be without them? (presumably not on the second floor for starters)
Anyway; Describe your ceiling to me please 👍🏻
Yes they damn well are !
We would be under the rafters !
We could be on the second floor cos even second floors have ceilings
All my ceilings are different. My favourite ceiling is a fan shaped artex one that my neighbours friend did when I moved into this house.
He has since died.
When my neighbour comes in he says ...... ffs ( or similar ) take that down will ya it's like a bleedin memorial to xxxx and I say .... no"
A beautiful quote just for you Granny, my fellow ceiling lover:
‘Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?’
M. C. Escher
I love that quote. It evokes warm images of ceilings 👍🏻
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"Large, flat, white and in need of painting. About sums it up!
Good grief! That sounds uncannily like my ceiling to!
These is presently a spider on mine also.
Clearly it is a fellow ceiling connoisseur 👍🏻
I also have a spider present. "
Spider was relaxing above my soap dish this morning, I told it to be gone by the time I got up this afternoon. |
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By *929Man 25 weeks ago
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"It looks like standard older house ceiling with deep coving and ceiling rose and dangly light fitting thing. It’s painted a blue/grey to match the walls
Now this is particularly interesting as so few of us brave painting our ceilings in any colour other than white.
I mean, we have coloured feature walls so why are coloured ceilings so rare? ☹️☹️
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Exactly mate I reckon more people should paint their ceilings a colour I don’t regret it and love the way the colour highlights the lines/detail on the ceiling rose and coving much more than the white did. I did see a photo of an amazing looking wallpapered ceiling the other day as well |
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By *cotsguyyMan 25 weeks ago
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"I wouldn’t expect anything else after seeing how much sexiness yet elegance your profile exhibits
*looking around* you surely aren't talking about me? bless you. you’d be eaten alive was for the sexy woman with original Victorian features hahaha "
Let's not assume anything, I've some teeth too, haha. Anyway, who says I wouldn't mind being eaten alive |
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"It looks like standard older house ceiling with deep coving and ceiling rose and dangly light fitting thing. It’s painted a blue/grey to match the walls
Now this is particularly interesting as so few of us brave painting our ceilings in any colour other than white.
I mean, we have coloured feature walls so why are coloured ceilings so rare? ☹️☹️
Exactly mate I reckon more people should paint their ceilings a colour I don’t regret it and love the way the colour highlights the lines/detail on the ceiling rose and coving much more than the white did. I did see a photo of an amazing looking wallpapered ceiling the other day as well "
I was recently watching Outrageous Homes hosted by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
I must say, seeing some of the delightfully painted ceilings, wall murrels, mosaics and papered ceilings really made me think how dreadfully uncharacteristic, bland and ‘safe’ my house is ☹️
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋"
Will you be checking the ceiling while he's rodgering ( presumably missionary position) to see if he's missed any..  |
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"It looks like standard older house ceiling with deep coving and ceiling rose and dangly light fitting thing. It’s painted a blue/grey to match the walls
Now this is particularly interesting as so few of us brave painting our ceilings in any colour other than white.
I mean, we have coloured feature walls so why are coloured ceilings so rare? ☹️☹️
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Cum shows up more on coloured ceilings.. |
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"It looks like standard older house ceiling with deep coving and ceiling rose and dangly light fitting thing. It’s painted a blue/grey to match the walls
Now this is particularly interesting as so few of us brave painting our ceilings in any colour other than white.
I mean, we have coloured feature walls so why are coloured ceilings so rare? ☹️☹️
Cum shows up more on coloured ceilings.. "
😂😂 A good point.
Hmmm…imagine a ceiling painted black with a pearlescent representation of the Milky Way…..
yes….that’s what I’m describing it as such to visiting guests 😜 |
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"Men think they want a woman who loves sex until they meet a woman who loves sex just because you’re finished doesn’t mean I am so if if I’m not getting fucked guess who is?  "
I like to stare at ceilings in between ‘rounds’ 😍😜 |
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋
Will you be checking the ceiling while he's rodgering ( presumably missionary position) to see if he's missed any.. "
Good god, no Julie! Il inspect beforehand. If, and only if, the ceiling is pristine, then I shall reward him with my flange |
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋
I’m only 5’10 ☹️☹️☹️ (could you give me a bunk up?) 😜"
Can you wear block heels?
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋
Will you be checking the ceiling while he's rodgering ( presumably missionary position) to see if he's missed any..
Good god, no Julie! Il inspect beforehand. If, and only if, the ceiling is pristine, then I shall reward him with my flange "
Good girl, can't have anything distracting from a good rodgering..  |
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋
I’m only 5’10 ☹️☹️☹️ (could you give me a bunk up?) 😜
Can you wear block heels?
Leave them on when you shag me, too "
I’ll don some seventies style platforms for the lascivious proceedings 😜😍😍😍 |
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"I currently have a tea stain of my living room ceiling …….. don’t ask
😂 I simply MUST know now! 😜
Oh. That sentence had me picturing you in britches and a waistcoat….
Fine sir"
Miss Elizabeth; might I entreat you to accompany me to a soirée whereupon I might gaze upon thy bosom as we engage in a measured discussion as to the aesthetics of the ceiling? 😜 |
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By *rAitchMan 25 weeks ago
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High up - about 12'. Was 14', but the floor has been raised by a couple of feet. No ceiling lights, but two hooks in it, which were used to hang candelabra when the place was built in the 1870s. Deep cornices around the perimeter. |
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"High up - about 12'. Was 14', but the floor has been raised by a couple of feet. No ceiling lights, but two hooks in it, which were used to hang candelabra when the place was built in the 1870s. Deep cornices around the perimeter."
I love the high ceilings often found in older buildings.
They bestow a sense of grandiosity - which was likely the exact intention, as was the fashion of ostentatiousness 🥰
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By *C44Man 25 weeks ago
Ipswich |
"My ceiling is low. Very low. And sloping, and has a beam going across.
I love beams 🥰🥰🥰 My old house had genuine ships timbers across the ceiling.
I miss them ☹️"
Ships timbers! That's nice. What vintage was the house? |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I wouldn’t expect anything else after seeing how much sexiness yet elegance your profile exhibits
*looking around* you surely aren't talking about me? bless you. you’d be eaten alive was for the sexy woman with original Victorian features hahaha "
This wasn’t me was it? |
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By *C44Man 25 weeks ago
Ipswich |
"Sloping with original exposed beams a window and a spider Web in the corner
More spiders 🥰🥰🥰 I am pleased to be amongst fellow aracnid preservationists 😜👍🏻👍🏻"
I keep the spiders, they catch the many many insects and summer mosquitos from the springs |
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"Can we have a future installment to discuss the merits of door handles
Following that can we discuss bathrooms and floor tiles too, please.
I like your agreeable thoughts m'lady "
These are indeed important subjects that merit considered and respectful discussion.
I especially am aroused by wash basins and combi taps 😍😍😍😜😍
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"My ceiling is low. Very low. And sloping, and has a beam going across.
I love beams 🥰🥰🥰 My old house had genuine ships timbers across the ceiling.
I miss them ☹️
Ships timbers! That's nice. What vintage was the house? "
The house was a 1930’s build but the previous owners had inserted an array of quirky features including a stained glass window, a spiral staircase and various random alcoves.
It was rather unique 😃 |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Can we have a future installment to discuss the merits of door handles
Following that can we discuss bathrooms and floor tiles too, please.
I like your agreeable thoughts m'lady
These are indeed important subjects that merit considered and respectful discussion.
I especially am aroused by wash basins and combi taps 😍😍😍😜😍
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A beautiful bathroom can be arousing.
I was in a hotel shower recently big enough for more than six people if keeping distance and more than a dozen if getting close and personal. The space was brilliant. The taps not so much. There was only one monsoon shower head and the heaviest handheld shower head I’ve ever tried to hold. As I used it, I was daydreaming of how much more lovely it would have been with sprayers all around at different heights to give a spa experience. A curated selection of shower friends would have been a fine added touch too.
A bit off track there, apologies. |
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"Can we have a future installment to discuss the merits of door handles
Following that can we discuss bathrooms and floor tiles too, please.
I like your agreeable thoughts m'lady
These are indeed important subjects that merit considered and respectful discussion.
I especially am aroused by wash basins and combi taps 😍😍😍😜😍
A beautiful bathroom can be arousing.
I was in a hotel shower recently big enough for more than six people if keeping distance and more than a dozen if getting close and personal. The space was brilliant. The taps not so much. There was only one monsoon shower head and the heaviest handheld shower head I’ve ever tried to hold. As I used it, I was daydreaming of how much more lovely it would have been with sprayers all around at different heights to give a spa experience. A curated selection of shower friends would have been a fine added touch too.
A bit off track there, apologies. "
Not at all; shower heads…..omg!!! 😍😍😍😍 Be still my throbbing neither regions!
I saw a twelve inch diameter, square headed one a few weeks back that I am severely tempted to purchase.
It was a thing of beauty! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"several cracks ,water leak in the roof nicely painted "
Is your house timber frame perchance?
My present house is and due to the timbers expanding/shrinking based upon climatic factors, cracks in the walls are sadly, rather common. ☹️ |
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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A sort of off white shade. Annoyingly high ceilings when it comes to dusting (Victorian house) but so beautiful at Christmas time with bunting. And birthdays. And Halloween. Basically any celebration where I decorate. It's lovely, got some original features.
I don't look at it too often, only during sex. And celebrations. |
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By *C44Man 25 weeks ago
Ipswich |
"My ceiling is low. Very low. And sloping, and has a beam going across.
I love beams 🥰🥰🥰 My old house had genuine ships timbers across the ceiling.
I miss them ☹️
Ships timbers! That's nice. What vintage was the house?
The house was a 1930’s build but the previous owners had inserted an array of quirky features including a stained glass window, a spiral staircase and various random alcoves.
It was rather unique 😃"
That sounds lovely to be fair. Mines 18th century so there's not a flat surface in the whole place 😂 |
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"Im just looking for a 6 foot plus guy to come in and clear my tall ceiings of cobwebs.
Then right royally rodger me 😋
I’m only 5’10 ☹️☹️☹️ (could you give me a bunk up?) 😜
Can you wear block heels?
Leave them on when you shag me, too
I’ll don some seventies style platforms for the lascivious proceedings 😜😍😍😍"
Ooh, with a long haired wig, too? I'm in!  |
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"A sort of off white shade. Annoyingly high ceilings when it comes to dusting (Victorian house) but so beautiful at Christmas time with bunting. And birthdays. And Halloween. Basically any celebration where I decorate. It's lovely, got some original features.
I don't look at it too often, only during sex. And celebrations."
This is exactly the other reason I so love the cowgirl position, lovely; aside from her boobs swaying tantalisingly over my eager lips and tongue, if I look over her shoulders, I can simultaneously derive an added sexual boost from studying the ceiling and it’s bequeathed visual wonderment 😜😍😍😍👍🏻 |
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"My ceiling is low. Very low. And sloping, and has a beam going across.
I love beams 🥰🥰🥰 My old house had genuine ships timbers across the ceiling.
I miss them ☹️
Ships timbers! That's nice. What vintage was the house?
The house was a 1930’s build but the previous owners had inserted an array of quirky features including a stained glass window, a spiral staircase and various random alcoves.
It was rather unique 😃"
Sounds gorgeous. Why on earth did you move? 🧡 |
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"Someone wood chipped wall papered the ceiling but it was me that put in the ceiling hooks for the sex swing "
Ahhh wood chip paper! That takes me back.
Great stuff! Tough as all hell to! Although having to steam the hell out of it with one of those specially designed, spiked steaming rollers in order to strip it is a veritable nightmare! 😱😂 |
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"My ceiling is low. Very low. And sloping, and has a beam going across.
I love beams 🥰🥰🥰 My old house had genuine ships timbers across the ceiling.
I miss them ☹️
Ships timbers! That's nice. What vintage was the house?
The house was a 1930’s build but the previous owners had inserted an array of quirky features including a stained glass window, a spiral staircase and various random alcoves.
It was rather unique 😃
Sounds gorgeous. Why on earth did you move? 🧡"
Sadly the amount of repairs became untenable; subsidence chiefly amongst them as one outer section of the house turned out to have not been underpinned during the initial construction 😕😕 |
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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago
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I don't look at it too often, only during sex. And celebrations.
Celebrations only then. Sex is a celebratory event! "
Yes it is! A joyful celebration of two (or three or four) uniting in that moment in time.  |
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"The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel yes.
29 Acacia Avenue. Not so much 👍🏻"
This has reminded me of…..
‘This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, (‘Hello’) the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
….For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action….’ 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel yes.
29 Acacia Avenue. Not so much 👍🏻
This has reminded me of…..
‘This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, (‘Hello’) the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
….For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action….’ 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻"
I really hoped you would get the connection OP ♥️
Who doesn’t love Bananaman? |
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"The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel yes.
29 Acacia Avenue. Not so much 👍🏻
This has reminded me of…..
‘This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, (‘Hello’) the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
….For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action….’ 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I really hoped you would get the connection OP ♥️
Who doesn’t love Bananaman? "
Bananaman was brilliant! Tongue in cheek fun that entertained both children and their parents alike 👍🏻👍🏻🥰🥰🥰🥰
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"The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel yes.
29 Acacia Avenue. Not so much 👍🏻
This has reminded me of…..
‘This is 29, Acacia Road. And this is Eric, (‘Hello’) the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
….For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action….’ 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I really hoped you would get the connection OP ♥️
Who doesn’t love Bananaman?
Bananaman was brilliant! Tongue in cheek fun that entertained both children and their parents alike 👍🏻👍🏻🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Exactly. Just like Dogtanian ♥️ |
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By *rAitchMan 25 weeks ago
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"High up - about 12'. Was 14', but the floor has been raised by a couple of feet. No ceiling lights, but two hooks in it, which were used to hang candelabra when the place was built in the 1870s. Deep cornices around the perimeter.
I love the high ceilings often found in older buildings.
They bestow a sense of grandiosity - which was likely the exact intention, as was the fashion of ostentatiousness 🥰
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I suppose the whole building is grandiose - I live in part of a country mansion. |
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