I'd top myself, so I wouldn't last long.
My choice is either become one of them (involves a lot of walking, not much lying on the sofa with a good book, not a good fit for my lifestyle) or going on the run, and I'm not built for running.
Either way I want no part of that post-apocalyptic hellscape. |
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"How many survivors are there? Can we get together to form a survival group?"
I dno was thinking full walking dead scenario no government's left etc other survivors in small bands no bigger than 50 pr 100 like pre civilian man ie in tribes
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable "
Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out. |
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"How fast are the Zombies?
If they’re slow my chances of survival have just increased dramatically  28 days later fast
Shit. Then I’d not last 5 minutes. Bye 🌎 "
exactly what all my cousins have said. That's and trying keep kids alive would be near impossible |
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out."
true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out |
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out"
But then I’d have to go outside where the zombies are. Too much risk. |
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable "
If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case. |
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out
But then I’d have to go outside where the zombies are. Too much risk."
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case."
but doesn't cannibalism make humans go mad |
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"I've survived 8 years on fab.
A zombie apocalypse would be child's play. "
Search for the movie "The Stink of Flesh". The plot is essentially fab swingers in the days of the zombie apocalypse... Top tip, if you try shagging a zombie it might get a litte bitey... |
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By *aizyWoman 23 weeks ago
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
If zombies eat human brains, can humans eat zombie brains? Obviously not raw, but perhaps made into a nice meaty stew, or thin slices grilled and served on toast? Plenty of food in that case."
Welcome to the chat Hannibal Lecter  |
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"I've survived 8 years on fab.
A zombie apocalypse would be child's play.
Search for the movie "The Stink of Flesh". The plot is essentially fab swingers in the days of the zombie apocalypse... Top tip, if you try shagging a zombie it might get a litte bitey..."
It might and they could even try biting back too. |
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"If you die and come back as a zombie, is your ghost a zombie ghost or a human ghost just looking at the zombie you being an idiot and thinking WTF?? "
why would yiu be a ghost don't people become ghost when there's something they still need to achieve before passing on to after life if so what would yiu still be trying to achieve in zombie apocalypse
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"Depends.
Can they run? if so, minutes
If not, a few more minutes giving yourself no credit there champ you'd probly survive right to dinner time
Yes, the zombies dinner time. "
that's why the 1st rule of zombieland is cardio  |
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Against world war z zombies ?
About 5 minutes
Against walking dead zombies?
I think I could hold my own, but it would be the other survivors that would get me first |
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"Against world war z zombies ?
About 5 minutes
Against walking dead zombies?
I think I could hold my own, but it would be the other survivors that would get me first "
forgot about world war z zombies yeah that's kinda hell |
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By *bi HaiveMan 23 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
There was an influx of zombies near me recently.
But then I do live just down the road from where they've been shooting 28 years later. 😂😂
There's caves here full of cheese and mead, with massive thick doors, so I'd just lock myself in there and be able to last a fair old while. 😁 |
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I reckon I'd go all mad max style.
I'd deck out a big lorry, weld a zombie sweeper on the front, weld spikes everywhere else and travel from petrol station to petrol station.
Wouldn't have a clue how long I would last but I'd fight the fuckers until the bitter end. |
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"I reckon I'd go all mad max style.
I'd deck out a big lorry, weld a zombie sweeper on the front, weld spikes everywhere else and travel from petrol station to petrol station.
Wouldn't have a clue how long I would last but I'd fight the fuckers until the bitter end. "
that's in land of the dead |
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"Are we talking Romero zombies or Russo zombies, here? we are talking Danny boyle zombies
28 days are not zombies "
true they are humans infected with the rage virus, but that's same to me ie a brainless person some could even argue when rabies take over in any animal they are infact a zombie driven by only thing they know need for food to survive or that's what I consider a zombie each has a different views as Robert Kirkland always stated his walkers aren't zombies |
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By *cotsguyyMan 23 weeks ago
Belfast and Fife |
What are we surviving for?
The end is inevitable. That's the really scary thing about zombie apocalypse movies, the sheer mass of oppression in the numbers of zombies which slowly grows ever bigger as people are picked off and join the horde. There is no cure, no way back to the norm. It's only going to get worse.
Sorry Shaun, it's not going to blow over. |
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"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why? "
This is a question I think about often. I'm not the fastest runner.. but they are also not bright.... as long as we aren't talking about the type that are advanced then I may do ok... especially if I have a sexy survivor with me!! |
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By *eavilMan 23 weeks ago
Stalybridge |
I spent a week in Bristol recently. The locals do a passable take on being zombies - shuffling around, making weird noises and odd smells. If the Apocalypse is like Bristol then I'd recommend ending it now. |
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It’s like a zombie apocalypse on the forecourt when I’m shutting down at night. Nearly always smokers shuffling towards the shop door. Once we are shut that is it, but they insist upon coming to the window and looking even more zombie like. |
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By *ndrew CareyMan 23 weeks ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"In a zombie like event how long do you reckon you could survive and how or why? "
It would be down to food and water. I would probably die from starvation or dehydration as opposed to a Zombie killing me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"A bloody long time me thinks and simply because I’m not stupid 😂😂😂
Can you be my call a friend? Lol x 😂"
For sure, i know people with tanks, guns and lots of ammunition too 😂😂 |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman 23 weeks ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"I'd go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over that's actually the inspiration for this thread chloe has never seen shaun of the dead so had to show her"
I was surprised that at the time I hadn't seen anyone else make the comment.
Recently watched it with my son, I had seen it multiple times, it was his first time doing the whole Cornetto trilogy with him so Hot Fuzz next |
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"Zombies are essentially idiots. I’d survive until food ran out. OK so u wouldn't become self sustainable
Seems like too much effort. I’d just lock myself away with as much tinned food as you could source and then go out in a blaze of glory when it runs out.true but could do that and plant food so that when your food cans run out the food is there to be harvested or could even take over a food processing warehouse like heniz beans factory and hold up there untill they run out"
Food takes too long to grow for it to be useful in any type of apocalypse, unless you're growing cress, which to grow enough to keep you sustained you'd need to be outside and therefore at risk of zombie attack |
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