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"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it. " Don't be encouraging them, Swing!  | |||
"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it. Don't be encouraging them, Swing! " | |||
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"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "Is that a Gruffalo ? | |||
"For those who don't want to name them, here's a way around it. " Oooo i names but ill describe…. Perky. Peachy, delightful, quirky. Sassy, sexy Thats all i have xx | |||
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"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows." Do you know that the average person has less than two legs. | |||
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"They use the forums 😍" Omg is it me? | |||
"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows. Do you know that the average person has less than two legs. " And there’s you bringing up the average with 3 legs 😜 | |||
"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......
Is that a Gruffalo ? "Oh no, didn't you know, there's no such thing... | |||
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"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......
Is that a Gruffalo ?
Oh no, didn't you know, there's no such thing..."Bugger.  | |||
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"My biggest one is an intellectual, although works with his hands. He has a soft lilting accent. And a touch that reduces me to a quivering puddle" 0/4. Bollocks. | |||
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"Human (though I've not seen empirical scientific evidence) Male (see above, genotype unconfirmed) Shit at messaging (evidence seen)" We both know Rex isn't quite human. Pretty penis, though  | |||
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"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows. Do you know that the average person has less than two legs. And there’s you bringing up the average with 3 legs 😜" Just doing my bit. | |||
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"The one with the tits The one with the tits and a tattoo * could possibly be the same person " Could both be me | |||
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"Well they have two eyes, I can tell you that. And the regulation number of left elbows." That sorts it. It’s not me. I have three eyes. | |||
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"My forum crush would best be described as horrified. " | |||
"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "nose. Where are you meeting him?Here, by this stream, And his favourite food is owl ice cream. Owl ice cream t-wit t-woo, goodbye little mouse and away he flew..... I can still recite 'the gruffalo' and 'sharing a shell' and my youngest is now 11!! | |||
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"I’m not doing crushes anymore. "Wise | |||
"… He’s simply magical my crush. "It’s absolutely beautiful seeing (reading?) you float around on cloud nine, Bella. Long may it continue. | |||
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"My biggest one is an intellectual, although works with his hands. He has a soft lilting accent. And a touch that reduces me to a quivering puddle" I recognised myself , thank you
But...I know you blocked me for differences in opinion in previous discussions. | |||
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"My Fab crush is not on the forums. He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss! He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too. He’s simply magical my crush. "Is this real or just a fantasy? | |||
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"He’s shorter than me "That narrows things down | |||
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"I’m not doing crushes anymore.
Wise"Wise beyond my years babe | |||
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"I was browsing fab late one night, My heart suddenly jumped with great delight! There saw I famous Stacy T, Asking for a cock or two or three. Quickly sent my message, no fright, Rubbing hands at prospects bright! She replied , "Black cock only!" How I wished and begged her fondly... So I hatched a plan, a genius! Pouring chocolate on my penius. Sent her photos from an angle, Making look like real, not a mangle. The opportunity one day arised, Went at hers I, well organised. Had a mask full on for disguise, Lest the lass me easy recognise. All it started as expected , Till she suddenly objected! Soon transpired on the spot, She had licked the whole sweet lot. There stood maa shiny boy, White as snow, but not a joy. She got up, was so furious! How did I pulled this out, was curious? "Don't you see me, size queen! If I punch ya, break your spleen!" She was shouting loudly all abuse, It was danger, man, for real! I'm not obtuse. Running outside, catch my breath, Should've my inheritance bequeth. Don't you ever, guys, pretend, You are someone else, offend. People trust you, let's be kind. Interests of others keep in mind!" Thanks for reminding me I still have poem requests to fulfil. :P | |||
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"He's not on here any more "What are you talking about? I'm right here | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot? "🫶🏾 | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot? "You had me right until you said 'hot'. Damn.  | |||
"The one with the tits The one with the tits and a tattoo * could possibly be the same person " It’s obviously me and my tattoo of Peter from Come Dine With Me | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot? "This better be me, or we’ll be having words Bella.. | |||
"My Fab crush is not on the forums. He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss! He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too. He’s simply magical my crush.
Is this real or just a fantasy?"You’re right, a complete and utter fantasy. | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot? "Fucking hell, I'm 0 for 4 again. Out. | |||
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"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend "👀 | |||
"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable." You have crushes???? | |||
"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend "It's whatever you want it to be. Expansive definition | |||
"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable. You have crushes????" Lol yes 🤣 | |||
"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable. You have crushes???? Lol yes 🤣" I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures? | |||
"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable. You have crushes???? Lol yes 🤣 I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures?" I'm not looking at pictures 😝 | |||
"My Fab crush is not on the forums. He is really delicious. Sexy too. Handsome always. A gentleman but the absolute devil too. Makes me feel like a school girl full of girly excitement. He gives the best kisses and I’m a really tough critic. God help the next person I kiss! He looks at me in a way that makes me feel like the most stunningly gorgeous woman alive. When I’m wearing a body hugging tight dress and sky high heels, and he stops working to look me up and down, smile, sigh, close his laptop, and grab me to wrap his arms around my waist, spins me around and tells me how stunning I look, I love it. I know he knows that I look stunning but he tells me because he knows I love to hear how stunning I look from him too. He’s simply magical my crush.
Is this real or just a fantasy?
You’re right, a complete and utter fantasy. "You and I can turn it into a beautiful reality
It looks like we are in the same locality.
Should only take a message to and fro ,
You'll meet me, a skilled massage pro.
Your soul and body I already admire,
You can have whatever your heart may desire!
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"There's another who's smarter than he thinks he is. Connected in all the best ways. In touch with his feelings. Likely unobtainable. You have crushes???? Lol yes 🤣 I want to be one. Do I need to post more pictures? I'm not looking at pictures 😝" If you like minds, I’m fuxked. 😂 | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot?
🫶🏾"❤️ | |||
"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot?
This better be me, or we’ll be having words Bella.. "You're one of them | |||
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"Crush 1 is a beautiful Grecian statue made life. Very easy on the eyes and entertaining on the forums. Crush 2 thinks he's smarter than he probably is, but I quite admire his confidence. Crush 3 has a devil make care attitude and buns that looks like they could crack walnuts! Crush 4 is basically a human colouring book! " Aww, none of those sound like me. | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot? "That's you 😍😍 | |||
"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot?
That's you 😍😍"Nope, that's definitely you ❤️ | |||
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"Hot. Funny. Intelligent. Tasty. Did I mention hot?
That's you 😍😍
Nope, that's definitely you ❤️"😍😍😘😘💝💖💋 | |||
"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to. And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁 I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her?" Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol | |||
"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to. And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁 I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her? Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol" Good morning littlemiss,😁 | |||
"There's one lady who joins the forums infrequently who has the hottest set of lips on fab as her pics attest to. And she loves her rugby so she must be awesome,😁 I'll definitely be trying to meet this beautiful lady when I'm around her way, maybe to watch the rugby with her? Haha well I'm always in here so it can't be me 🤣 even though... lips + rugby lol Good morning littlemiss,😁" Good morning  | |||
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"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " There’s a certain little excitement in playing the game though…. | |||
"Is it still a crush if they know you like 'em? Asking for a friend 👀"I feel seen 😇 | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " Hi, I fancy you. Hope that helps. J | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " No shush this way I can delude myself into thinking they are all about me!!!! | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged | |||
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"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " If I fancy someone, I’ve told them. And then it’s awkward. So I don’t say that I fancy them on these posts. If I LIKE someone, they definitely know. | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged" What if they’ve only just seen your profile? | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged What if they’ve only just seen your profile? " Generally I don’t have crushes on profiles I’ve only just seen | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! I generally take the view that if people are interested, they've already messaged What if they’ve only just seen your profile? " Oh we have certainly seen your profile before young man. I recognise that cute beard surrounding those plump sweet lips, tanned tattooed torso and lean frame. Definitely perved those pics before.  | |||
"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his...... "The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘 | |||
"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......
The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘"This is good news, now about them purple prickles 🥰😘 | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " Hi 👋 xx | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! Hi 👋 xx" 👋 And wouldn't it just! | |||
"He has knobble knees and turned out toes and a poisonous wart on the end of his......
The wart has gone now 😂😂😂😘
This is good news, now about them purple prickles 🥰😘"In progress 😂😘 | |||
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"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! Hi 👋 xx 👋 And wouldn't it just! " | |||
"After reading these threads, I can’t help but feel that I just wish people would be clear and just express their attraction to who they fancy. It would be so much easier! " I was just toning down the naming thing tbh | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh "It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are. | |||
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"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are. "#theyknowwheretheyare | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.
#theyknowwheretheyare"You don’t even have a crush | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.
#theyknowwheretheyare
You don’t even have a crush "I described two. | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.
#theyknowwheretheyare
You don’t even have a crush
I described two."Nice try, I’m not fooled!! | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.
#theyknowwheretheyare
You don’t even have a crush
I described two.
Nice try, I’m not fooled!! "I mean if you want to read ulterior motives into what I'm doing... | |||
"I was just toning down the naming thing tbh
It’s always healthy to learn where each others’ limits are.
#theyknowwheretheyare
You don’t even have a crush
I described two.
Nice try, I’m not fooled!!
I mean if you want to read ulterior motives into what I'm doing..." | |||
