"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member. "
I'm so sorry, man, but the technology for this does not yet exist. You're just going to have to live with everyone thinking you're packing an enormous hog. |
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"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.
J
I was wondering if sky did those big remotes for people with limited vision, or is it really fat fingers. "
Getting a larger Sky remote could also work. |
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"Take the picture from further away ?
OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.
J"
If you keep up these subtle pop culture references I'm definitely going to fall in love with you. |
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"Yes. Use the lasso tool to select and embiggen the Sky remote or Lynx can.
J
Where is the embiggening button on Photospam?
I found the weenifying tool and the stiffenerupper."
So you did! 🤏
J
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(this is a joke) |
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"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.
Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off…."
What else could it be? |
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"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.
Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off….
What else could it be? "
Gratuitous double carbing…. 🤣🤣 |
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"Buy a pack of those ridiculously oversized playing cards. Drop your enormous schlong on the table next to one, and boom! - a normal sized looking penis.
You're welcome  "
Do they sell extra extra miniature playing cards? |
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"Is it possible to edit my pictures to make my penis look smaller, I’m worried people might be put off thinking that I have an oversized member.
Babe, that’s not what’s putting people off….
Ouch"
What’s up? Did you get caught in the eye by Fiddle’s enormous manhood? |
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"Take the picture from further away ?
OK, one last time. These are small. But the ones out there are far away.
J"
Ah, Ted, you got there first. I will never miss an opportunity to make this joke!!
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