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"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no This is just a tribute." 😂👏 Mrs | |||
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"I hand on heart believe it. " Don't we all, brother. | |||
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"Impossible, there can't be two." Wait, so is this like a Highlander situation where if a guy has a nicer cock than you, you have to hunt him down and cut it off? | |||
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"It’s a bit too straight " Maybe when he said "I must make clear that I am 100% straight" in his bio he was referring to his cock. | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Who else read this in Trumps voice? | |||
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"I like how humble it is "Why be humble. Factual best. | |||
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"It’s a bit too straight " Pierces the cunt well. Cuts right through. | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Who else read this in Trumps voice?" Love Trump. Saviour. | |||
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"It’s a bit too straight Pierces the cunt well. Cuts right through. " You make butchery sound so sexy | |||
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"Who else read this in Trumps voice?" Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now. | |||
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"Who else read this in Trumps voice? Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now." If I didn't find it on fab I wouldn't be surprised to find it on a trump speech transcript 🤣 | |||
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"Who else read this in Trumps voice? Well if I wasn't before I bloody well am now. If I didn't find it on fab I wouldn't be surprised to find it on a trump speech transcript 🤣" "We've got, just, just the bigliest cocks. The biggest cocks anywhere. No one else does bigger. A man came up to me with tears in his eyes, he says he's never seen a bigger cock than mine." | |||
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"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven. All facts baby. Make cocks great again. " We need baseball caps, t shirts, flags... | |||
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"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven. All facts baby. Make cocks great again. " So you're admitting that your cock isn't already great? | |||
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"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven. All facts baby. Make cocks great again. We need baseball caps, t shirts, flags..." Willy warmers? Crocheters of fab get to work, we'll need 50 nannas on the go around the clock to cover the penis! | |||
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"What state of matter is beyond hard? " Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better? | |||
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"What state of matter is beyond hard? " Let’s not this publicly Bella. Message me. All to yourself is best | |||
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"What state of matter is beyond hard? Let’s not this publicly Bella. Message me. All to yourself is best " I like public displays and discussions though. | |||
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"What state of matter is beyond hard? Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better?" I literally laughed out loud at this. | |||
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"What state of matter is beyond hard? Is it like a beyond burger, where it's shitter than the real thing but they try to make it sound better? I literally laughed out loud at this. " 
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"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit. Mindless boredom inducing chat. " You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining. | |||
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"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit. Mindless boredom inducing chat. You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining." Sarcasm ^ Can’t win. | |||
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"Sarcasm is the lowest point of wit. Mindless boredom inducing chat. You shouldn't put yourself down like that; you're occasionally entertaining. Sarcasm ^ Can’t win. " You actually are occasionally entertaining, so that wasn't sarcasm. :P | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " I've been reading this months Poultry World and I beg to differ | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Okay there Vlad. You could iron a shirt on that thing. (A Borrower's shirt) | |||
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"….. Mindless boredom inducing chat. " ^Listen to this guy, he knows his stuff about this subject | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " If it was an olympic event would it win Gold? | |||
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"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no This is just a tribute." you gotta believe me and wish you was here .... | |||
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"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no This is just a tribute.you gotta believe me and wish you was here ...." Just a matter of opinion....ah, fuck! | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.  | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "Oh, now the tea is being served. | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "He never shows his face. #justsaying | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.
He never shows his face.
#justsaying"But he has that common quality in fab men of being obsessed with his own penis. Like a baby but without the innocence | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit. "I have messages from you stating you liked my face.. | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Found the flaw. It's not Bi | |||
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"You may think you have the best cock ever. The problem is though it appears to be attached to a bigger one" Yep! Couldn't agree more | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " yep I totally agree You are the biggest cock on here. Oh wait I read that wrong oh hang on no I didn't | |||
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"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no This is just a tribute." 
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"Oh look everyone it's the guy who only ever talks about how great his cock is" such one dimensional behaviour. Freud would have a field day with this guy. | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.
I have messages from you stating you liked my face.. "Erm I’ve never seen your face so unlikely | |||
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" The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Hmmm you failed to show me your face when I asked so now I’m doubting this bit.
I have messages from you stating you liked my face..
Erm I’ve never seen your face so unlikely"You’ve seen an eye | |||
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"God why did I just think of that bloody cartoon whose catchphrase was " I say boy " foghorn leghorn 😆" I say boi listen to me, listen | |||
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"I seen a post earlier from Carrick and to be honest I thought he was getting a lot of bad comments about how the face of a cuck and eyes die when seeing him satisfy the wife compared to the cuck, I was a cuck too, I just thought hey that's not fair on Carrick... but after reading this post I can now see why lol jezza you are really Into yourself! "You obviously haven't seen his older threads. It's all the same " I have the most fantastic cock" bla bla... | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Hahahaha | |||
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 . More research needed | |||
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"I seen a post earlier from Carrick and to be honest I thought he was getting a lot of bad comments about how the face of a cuck and eyes die when seeing him satisfy the wife compared to the cuck, I was a cuck too, I just thought hey that's not fair on Carrick... but after reading this post I can now see why lol jezza you are really Into yourself!
You obviously haven't seen his older threads. It's all the same " I have the most fantastic cock" bla bla... "Now I'm gonna have to delve deeper into them lol , is he ok like lol | |||
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"It’s a bit too straight " I agree! Prefer a bit of a bend in a nice cock! | |||
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"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock! Page one of my new self help book" Is it a pop up book?! 🤔 | |||
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"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock! Page one of my new self help book Is it a pop up book?! 🤔" It is now! | |||
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"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock! Page one of my new self help book Is it a pop up book?! 🤔" Would you buy it? | |||
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"Ah, Carrick. I love seeing your cock pop up 🤎" Glad you enjoy it | |||
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"Believe in yourself like Carrick believes in his cock! Page one of my new self help book Is it a pop up book?! 🤔 Would you buy it? " Id give it a good fingering if it was in the sale. | |||
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"I suppose beauty is in the eye of the sucker .. not my favourite by a long way. Yes i still would "ooo er sorry this comment was NOT meant for you Haha ! | |||
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"The best part of all of this is there’s a few select very hot girls / woman who message me On the back of these threads and are all shocked at how good looking I am. It’s a real win. " How do you manage to stay so humble?? | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Who else read this in Trumps voice?" I just laughed out loud 😊 | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " There was a young lad called Carrick Who was infatuated with his own dick He was modest and somewhat trite Some may say he spouts a lot of shite But I think he’s just being a big prick | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. There was a young lad called Carrick Who was infatuated with his own dick He was modest and somewhat trite Some may say he spouts a lot of shite But I think he’s just being a big prick " Just spat my coffee out laughing at this 😂 | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Who else read this in Trumps voice? I just laughed out loud 😊" Glad I could help | |||
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"If you’re comparing my cock to trump ( the greatest human ever made ) then its point proven. All facts baby. Make cocks great again. " Oh dear! | |||
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Great OP though, it has to be said and congratulations on the official best cock in the world!! | |||
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"Hard being a winner " Why ? Is it those thoughts that All that people are interested in is your cock and you have nothing else to be proud of. I have cock too. Women seem to like it a lot but It’s the least interesting thing about me | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. " Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab? | |||
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"Hard being a winner " Not for me it isn’t | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab? " I thought it was Trump I actually read it in Trumps voice lol | |||
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"Hard being a winner " I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K | |||
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"Genuinely believe it. Certainly receives that reaction. Beautiful looking. Smooth to the touch - soft skin. Most solid cock ever. Goes beyond hard. Beyond. Unbreakable and punishes well. Cums on demand. 10 mins - no probs. 3 hours A no probs. When you’re ready - it’s ready. The perfect cock attached to an in shape, perfect faced, ideal body and the smile that will drive you completely mad. I have stalkers for the best reasons. Ever. If you doubt me - it fuels me. All true. Are you trying to show what Donald Trump would be like on Fab? " Well he is in Edinburgh, might be a distant cousin of " The Donald" from his mother's side. | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K" Offering money?!! Hahahahahhahahahaha You are absolutely at it. I wouldn’t even enter a strip club - mad mad mad against paying for any sort of attention. Wild. | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K" Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. | |||
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"Donald Trump is an absolute hero. " Are you rooting for a loser? 😂 because he’s a loser. And he’s going to lose. | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. " 👀👀 | |||
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"This is not the greatest cock in the world, no This is just a tribute." Nay, we are but men (rock): AHHHHHH | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. " Please keep this to the thread…🙄 Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words! | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. Please keep this to the thread…🙄 Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words! " https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052 Link as requested | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍉 | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. Please keep this to the thread…🙄 Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words! https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052 Link as requested " I mean....its kind of there in black and white OP. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there. | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there." Me too, is £450 a good price do you reckon? | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍉" 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🫡 | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I think this has to be a burner account atp | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. I would actually pay to be in the gallery at the case where your lawyer tries to explain why everyone is there." Can I bring snacks? | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. Please keep this to the thread…🙄 Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words! https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052 Link as requested " Oh they’re gagging you OP 👀 | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " A bit fat? Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear. We fatties don't want shame fucks from plastic "studs". | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " Fuck sake I can get a Uber from Glasgow to Paris for £450. | |||
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"Hard being a winner I just recall you trying to offer money for women to turn up to your hotel in Manchester (green arrow) and then the subsequent veri that you said was going up didn’t. Good winning 😂😂😂😂 K Quite the accusation there. Prove that with a link or I will legit look at legal options. Otherwise apologise / delete or retract. Please keep this to the thread…🙄 Read your Manchester thread - you offer up to £450 to pay for a taxi for a woman to turn up at your suite - your words! https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1604052 Link as requested Oh they’re gagging you OP 👀" He's getting absolutely rinsed and if it weren't so funny I'd almost feel sorry for him. But he'll just come out of this as bulletproof and arrogantly confident as always anyway, so it'd be misplaced pity at best. XD | |||
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"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen. " Yeah, this shit is now even funnier | |||
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"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen. " It will. And the fact you don’t believe it makes it all the sweeter as I sip on my whiskey tonight. | |||
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"If any ladies want their cunts filled by a confident, funny, successful, very good looking man then message me. Size 12 and under though please. (Just a preference). " Is it though? When you’re horny we know you’d bang someone ‘a bit fat’ | |||
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"And now we all know that none of that will actually happen. It will. And the fact you don’t believe it makes it all the sweeter as I sip on my whiskey tonight. " You know what I'm not thinking about while I'm enjoying my great life? This forum and the people on it. Or shit stirrers on Reddit. Or those people on Twitter who call me vaccinated. | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " Oh Carrick! I've loved you long time - you make me howl & I love how guys get so upset at your posts - but being a fatty myself, you've lost me. 😭 | |||
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"Paying for travel for someone at that time of night is not paying woman. It’s paying money to the taxi company so a woman doesn’t need to pay. Legal advice will be taken unless retracted. I had filthy sex with a girl round at her place that evening. She was a bit fat though so was a bit ashamed of a veri so asked her not to. " This is what you said on your Manchester thread…’Successful businessman will pay taxi to suite Max £450’ I said you offered to pay for a woman to go to your hotel - which is exactly what you said above 🤷🏻♂️ You’ve just interpreted what I said incorrectly. Also you said the veri was to follow. Again your words. Everything is all there in your own thread for you to verify. There we go all cleared up - no need to private message me again
Also no need to apologise - mistakes happen*
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"Let’s be honest. I am sitting in any office in central Edinburgh overlooking the castle. Back to my penthouse flat tonight, again with a view of the castle. I’ll then work tomorrow, and drive back to my other property on the outskirts for the weekend in my giant gas guzzling car. Yum yum. It’s thirsty. I’ll then leave a girl between the age of 18 and 24 in a satisfied, tired, fulfilled, shaking, naked, cum covered mess. Treat her well. Maybe book a holiday on sunday for October time - in the sun. All of this will happen, is happening and I urge you to try and get to my level. Enjoy your afternoons folks. Me and my massive orgasm giving cock will. Can’t win them all but you should atleast try. The nick of some of you. " Tbh, sounds lonely at the top, Carrick. I hope you and your massive cock find a an orifice to give you fleeting and temporary satisfaction. | |||
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"Let’s be honest. I am sitting in any office in central Edinburgh overlooking the castle. Back to my penthouse flat tonight, again with a view of the castle. I’ll then work tomorrow, and drive back to my other property on the outskirts for the weekend in my giant gas guzzling car. Yum yum. It’s thirsty. I’ll then leave a girl between the age of 18 and 24 in a satisfied, tired, fulfilled, shaking, naked, cum covered mess. Treat her well. Maybe book a holiday on sunday for October time - in the sun. All of this will happen, is happening and I urge you to try and get to my level. Enjoy your afternoons folks. Me and my massive orgasm giving cock will. Can’t win them all but you should atleast try. The nick of some of you. Tbh, sounds lonely at the top, Carrick. I hope you and your massive cock find a an orifice to give you fleeting and temporary satisfaction. " It gets lonely sometimes and I look down with a sigh of relief | |||
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