Well…
I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random?
Although I suppose I could put a meet status up.
Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random.
Ooooh. Sounds fun |
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"Well…
I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random?
Although I suppose I could put a meet status up.
Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random.
Ooooh. Sounds fun"
I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭
J |
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The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. |
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. "
*kicks Fox's Honeycomb biscuits under the Simba and shuffles awkwardly* 
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. "
I have a bag of Revels, is that close enough? |
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"so putting down your sexual likes isn't enough then
you woman are so picky 🤣
If you use reply+quote we'll know who you're replying to. Welcome to the website user interface of 2005 😂"
Give it another 20 years and they might even figure out how to include the name of the poster you're quoting. |
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By *issner OP Man 24 weeks ago
Rhyl |
"so putting down your sexual likes isn't enough then
you woman are so picky 🤣
If you use reply+quote we'll know who you're replying to. Welcome to the website user interface of 2005 😂"
are I see 🤣 |
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"Well…
I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random?
Although I suppose I could put a meet status up.
Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random.
Ooooh. Sounds fun
I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭
J"
They’re big onions and small tomatoes … |
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By *bi HaiveMan 24 weeks ago
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet. "
They might turn up in a mask too....🤔😮😮😮😮 |
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By *issner OP Man 24 weeks ago
Rhyl |
soooo, im parked up in my van "check my location" message me now for a meet
"shouldn't take too long" will send pics and list of what im into, don't be to long messaging as expecting lots of horny women from everywhere asking to meet x😜😂 |
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet.
*kicks Fox's Honeycomb biscuits under the Simba and shuffles awkwardly*
J"
Those kind of biscuits significantly exceed the minimum requirements!!! |
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
Also they don't know about my list of specific requirements - the decorative bowl full of Minstrels and Galaxy counters, the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort, the pepperoni pizza and glass of Hendricks that must be made available on completion of the meet.
They might turn up in a mask too....🤔😮😮😮😮"
FML I’ve never recovered. |
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort"
Surely my dear you would still feel the pea under that mattress 😉 |
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I prefer to talk to someone first. Sex isn't just ticking boxes. It involves being alone and vulnerable with someone. Which involves risk.
I never meet "randomly" because I like to go home after I meet someone, not to the police station, hospital, or morgue. |
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"Well…
I meet. It’s not random though. Because that would be impossible. How would we know where, when, who if it was totally random?
Although I suppose I could put a meet status up.
Meet me at Asda, Chelmsford at 3pm Friday 9th. I’ll be wearing black trousers and a yellow shirt and carrying a purple laundry basket. First man to say the passcode (onions are heavier than tomatoes) gets me. That would be fairly random.
Ooooh. Sounds fun
I'm sorry, I can't meet you because onions are not necessarily heavier than tomatoes. And yes, I'm kicking myself but I can't let that slide just for the sake of sex. 😭
J
They’re big onions and small tomatoes …"
Aah but then the tomatoes would be more densely packed......... |
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"The problem with random meets is that the person has no idea what I like or dislike.
the layers of 6 Tempur Pro Smartcool mattresses for ultimate comfort
Surely my dear you would still feel the pea under that mattress 😉"
Yes 😞 just less acutely. One doesn’t like to be too demanding. |
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I used to back in the day, I had lots of random meets, it's my kinda style tbh, not into long sessions myself and randoms tend to want the same as me, now though I'm a bit older, experienced a few things and now I don't meet at all x |
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