Denizens of the forums: what furry, scaly or otherwise domesticated creatures are you packin'?
Personally, my wife and I have an enormous fluffy malamute called Boss. He thinks he is the size of a chihuahua; he is not. (pictures available on request) |
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Pay me the dog tax immediately MM.
I have a big fluffy heathen. A Serbian rescue mongrel somewhere between a German Shepherd, a Sarplaninac, and an actual princess.
I have no idea how her spoiled arse survived the streets of Serbia. |
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I have sorta adoped a new fluffy friend. My Partner has a 3year old staffie called charm. She's completely spaceially unaware. Scoffs any amount of food in less than 45 seconds. Hates spiders and the rain but loves to chomp at any form of running water. such a silly girl. Very lovely affectionate dog
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I have 3 dogs. All shih tzus. An old 16 year old grumpy one who is now deaf and a brother and sister pair of 6 year olds that still think they’re puppies. They’re the laziest dogs I’ve ever seen. 🐶🐶🐶 |
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"Pay me the dog tax immediately MM.
I have a big fluffy heathen. A Serbian rescue mongrel somewhere between a German Shepherd, a Sarplaninac, and an actual princess.
I have no idea how her spoiled arse survived the streets of Serbia."
Dog tax paid. Also your heathen is adorable. |
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"6'3" bloke here with a ginger pussy "
Ginger pussies are the best😍
6ft 3 guys aren't bad either😜
I've got one black/ orange/ tabbyish cat and one "six dinner Sid" grey and white cat who thinks he lives with us. |
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We have two cats (or kits as I call them, like cats but out kids lol).
We have a 3 year old called vex, a tuxedo cat and is so much like Rubik personality wise, then we have Evie who is almost one, we rescued her from someone who said she was far older than she actually was when we got her as a kitten, so we've had her from 5 weeks old, she was covered in fleas, when we first got her you couldn't go near her, now she comes up onto your lap but she is so much like me, doesn't like too many people, only likes to be touched on her terms.
The two of them are not great friends, vex was very happy being an only cat but we wouldn't have it any other way now x |
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"2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt
I love her so much
Just nerf guns. Not the cheaper alternatives? "
She wouldn't entertain a non-branded firearm. |
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"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.
Define very stupid! "
Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.
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By *ayRyuMan 30 weeks ago
Harrogate |
"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.
Define very stupid!
Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.
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Fair enough. That's pretty stupid 🤣🤣 |
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By *ayRyuMan 30 weeks ago
Harrogate |
"2 guinea pigs, who are adorable, and a dickhead old lady cat who pisses on nerf guns and steals peach flavour yogurt
I love her so much
Just nerf guns. Not the cheaper alternatives?
She wouldn't entertain a non-branded firearm. "
A cat with taste  |
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"We have a very stupid Labrador. My best mate in the whole world.
Define very stupid!
Will go out of the patio doors. Can’t work out that she’s allowed back in through them. She sits and whines until I pretend to open it.
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Boss is entirely capable of opening the back door himself, but prefers to bat at it until one of us goes and opens it for him. |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
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"I have a Jack Russell called Freddie Barkury, he is massive no one believes he is a Jack Russell but he is!
it might be a parsons terrier "
I'm not sure, I do have paper work for him somewhere it probably says on there, he is really big tho about the size of a Staffie, he just kept growing don't know if it was what I was feeding him! |
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I have a German Shepherd, he's 10 now so an older boy. He sleeps a lot and isn't much good in a crisis but he's 56k of pure furry fluffness and my best boy. That said he's not tolerant and can be reactive outside the house, I am training him but mostly it's about utilising his drive rather than work him against it.
I don't put him in situations he's can't cope with. Luckily his size and look is enough for people to stay the hell away, especially if he wears his muzzle, he loves his muzzle, it's not about restraint or suppression. It gives him confidence to navigate the world
I also own a cat, she owns the dog. He's lovely with her.....she's old and senile, she forgets my youngest son doesn't live here anymore and she sits in his empty room crying....He's home today for a week, so she will be happy  |
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I am the human servant to a fluffy black cat who is 19 years old and is currently sat on my chest forcing me to look around her so that I can waste time on Fab forums.
I need to get on now but the law requires me to stay on the sofa and not disturb the purring |
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I have a French Bulldog. He rules the roost for sure.
He's very haughty, very aware of his position and has a habit of thinking any meets coming to the house are here to fuss him. I'm hoping the occasional whine and sad noise he makes when he's locked out of the bedroom aren't too off-putting! |
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