Now i personally like them but can never remember any so dont use them, but heard a few good ones recently that made me chuckle.
Do any of you use them and lets hear them.
2nd when someone has sent you one how has your response been?
Laughed it off or instant block?
This is the one i heard. - I want you to sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut. 🤣 |
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I love a good chat up line, albeit I never used them in a live fire scenario. To risky. 🌹💋
I wish I had the ability to rearrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together
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"To bar staff…
“What time do you get off…. Can I watch”
I suspect works better from females. "
Hahaha this is awesome!! Probably after a little chat first haha |
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I was at work one time when a Drag Queen shouted from a distance I wanna ride your helmet 🤣
We are already getting creative for some chat up line dares at a social some time.
👏🏻🫡 full marks
Hades
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Actually used...
With friend, saw two hotties and walked over. Complimented them both on their make up and told them we both worked at Avon. Spieled together some crap chat about make up a little better than "you know, the eye make up pencil thingy"
Desperately waiting for them to ask the killer question...
"What exactly do you do at Avon?"
"Research and Development... I hold the rabbits' eyes open and he squirts the perfume"
I can't remember the outcome. Probably poor.
*To my 'fanbase' who chase me down waiting for slip ups in the forum...
I do NOT condone cruelty to animals! |
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flavoured condoms.... 
