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"Just bring me a bottle and a straw please 🤣🤣
And maybe some men in waiter outfits to fan me, rub my feet ….
Bottle of????
Hopefully the gents will sort you out"
Wine/Gin/Jack Daniels…. I’m not fussy 🤣 |
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"Just bring me a bottle and a straw please 🤣🤣
And maybe some men in waiter outfits to fan me, rub my feet ….
Bottle of????
Hopefully the gents will sort you out
Wine/Gin/Jack Daniels…. I’m not fussy 🤣"
Wine.. I'll find a jack and a Daniel to fan you  |
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By *WANDTGCouple 24 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
"A soda water and line for the male half and strawberry and lime koperburg for the better half , please.
Not sure I stock line 🤷♀️ I've got the rest😆"
It's been a long hot day , please forgive the typing error ! |
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By *WANDTGCouple 24 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
"I’m enjoying sobriety so can I have a strawberry Frappuccino instead please? 
How the hell do I make that 🤷♀️
Ice, milk, strawberries and strawberry syrup and cream 😛"
I'll take one of those as well  |
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"I’m enjoying sobriety so can I have a strawberry Frappuccino instead please?
How the hell do I make that 🤷♀️
Ice, milk, strawberries and strawberry syrup and cream 😛"
The whizzer thingy is in the corner, |
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"A soda water and line for the male half and strawberry and lime koperburg for the better half , please.
Not sure I stock line 🤷♀️ I've got the rest😆
It's been a long hot day , please forgive the typing error !"
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"Could I have a Thatchers please ?
Filled up with ice ?
In need of some cooling
Perhaps another at the ready , I’ve a feeling the first won’t last long
Thank you
So kind "
The ice gets in the way, drink the 1st then have one with ice.
I prefer Stowford to thatchers. |
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"Could I have a Thatchers please ?
Filled up with ice ?
In need of some cooling
Perhaps another at the ready , I’ve a feeling the first won’t last long
Thank you
So kind
The ice gets in the way, drink the 1st then have one with ice.
I prefer Stowford to thatchers. "
Stow Ford is pleasing to be fair .
Cue me up one for seconds |
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"You didn’t see me !
I’ve just sneaked in to use the toilet, being on water tablets is a bugger 💦😬"
Toilets are for customers only.
You best have a glass of water, fizzy pop or alcohol makes you retain water |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm still working, and I have to drive soon to take the daughter and her male companion (I'm not sure if he's a boyfriend yet... ) and drop them at a spot of her choosing for a picnic that she's spent the entire afternoon preparing... 
Yeahhhh... he's a boyfriend.
So, just a cøke for me, please.  |
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"You didn’t see me !
I’ve just sneaked in to use the toilet, being on water tablets is a bugger 💦😬
Toilets are for customers only.
You best have a glass of water, fizzy pop or alcohol makes you retain water"
To late ! I pished maself, see ya 😀 |
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"Could I have a Thatchers please ?
Filled up with ice ?
In need of some cooling
Perhaps another at the ready , I’ve a feeling the first won’t last long
Thank you
So kind
The ice gets in the way, drink the 1st then have one with ice.
I prefer Stowford to thatchers.
Stow Ford is pleasing to be fair .
Cue me up one for seconds "
Gee, that was quick |
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"I'm still working, and I have to drive soon to take the daughter and her male companion (I'm not sure if he's a boyfriend yet... ) and drop them at a spot of her choosing for a picnic that she's spent the entire afternoon preparing...
Yeahhhh... he's a boyfriend.
So, just a cøke for me, please. "
That sounds like a prefect date to me.
Coke is on it way.
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'm still working, and I have to drive soon to take the daughter and her male companion (I'm not sure if he's a boyfriend yet... ) and drop them at a spot of her choosing for a picnic that she's spent the entire afternoon preparing...
Yeahhhh... he's a boyfriend.
So, just a cøke for me, please.
That sounds like a prefect date to me.
Coke is on it way.
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Yup. Lucky guy.
I've just realised she's got a bottle of Prosecco chilling in the fridge, so apparently it's more serious than I thought |
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"I'm still working, and I have to drive soon to take the daughter and her male companion (I'm not sure if he's a boyfriend yet... ) and drop them at a spot of her choosing for a picnic that she's spent the entire afternoon preparing...
Yeahhhh... he's a boyfriend.
So, just a cøke for me, please.
That sounds like a prefect date to me.
Coke is on it way.
Yup. Lucky guy.
I've just realised she's got a bottle of Prosecco chilling in the fridge, so apparently it's more serious than I thought "
Lucky guy, hope he spoils your daughter also .
Young love ❤️ |
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"A large pitcher of Sex on The Beach, please, with a side of boozy gummy bears. And keep them coming, thank you
I do a good vodka jelly, will that do instead of gummy bears? "
Yes, thank you, that will do nicely  . |
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"A large pitcher of Sex on The Beach, please, with a side of boozy gummy bears. And keep them coming, thank you
I do a good vodka jelly, will that do instead of gummy bears?
Yes, thank you, that will do nicely . "
Strawberry jelly? |
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"I’ll have a JD and apple juice please
That's a new one on me, what does that taste like? "
It’s lovely. I generally only drink it with red bull, lemonade or apply juice and all three are exceptional companions |
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"A large pitcher of Sex on The Beach, please, with a side of boozy gummy bears. And keep them coming, thank you
I do a good vodka jelly, will that do instead of gummy bears?
Yes, thank you, that will do nicely .
Strawberry jelly? "
Any will do, thank you. Vodka would mask the taste anyway |
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"Dealers choice please. A drink that either reflects the lovely barmaids personality or the customer thanks.
Long hard screw against the wall.😉
I thought you couldn't flirt?"
I can't, I'm more a direct person |
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"Dealers choice please. A drink that either reflects the lovely barmaids personality or the customer thanks.
Long hard screw against the wall.😉
I thought you couldn't flirt? I can't, I'm more a direct person"
I'll have what he's having, then. :P |
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"Dealers choice please. A drink that either reflects the lovely barmaids personality or the customer thanks.
Long hard screw against the wall.😉"
Great LLB but is that before Sex on the Beach or after? I have a thirst that is generally unmatched. |
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"Dealers choice please. A drink that either reflects the lovely barmaids personality or the customer thanks.
Long hard screw against the wall.😉
Great LLB but is that before Sex on the Beach or after? I have a thirst that is generally unmatched."
Sandy bits aren't much fun, so before.
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"My local Asda has a pretty weird and wonderful selection from which I usually pick stuff at random. I went for Duvel Triple Hop Citra this evening. 🚀 ⛽️
That does sounds like rocket fuel"
Indeed! Probably for the best I only grabbed a couple. 🤪 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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LLB...Please please can you pour me something very large and cold. I'm not fussed what it is, as long as it's got lots and lots of alcohol in it It's been one of those days 
Hello all 👋 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"LLB...Please please can you pour me something very large and cold. I'm not fussed what it is, as long as it's got lots and lots of alcohol in it It's been one of those days
Hello all 👋
Hi !"
Hi K, how are you my gorgeous friend😊 I just thought it would be safer to pop by and have a large 'Fab' drink and not a real one at home, where I would tempted to finish the whole bottle lol.
Is it self-service tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"It's poets day and the bar is now open.
I've treated myself to a bottle of prosecco.
What are the rest of you drinking? "
I walk upto the bar, order drink, a Black Russian. I see you stood a the bar. I’m blown away, I slide on over and ask the burning question…..
‘Are you free Saturday? Because I have you penciled in for the best date of your life’.
Answer?
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"It's poets day and the bar is now open.
I've treated myself to a bottle of prosecco.
What are the rest of you drinking?
I walk upto the bar, order drink, a Black Russian. I see you stood a the bar. I’m blown away, I slide on over and ask the burning question…..
‘Are you free Saturday? Because I have you penciled in for the best date of your life’.
Answer?
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Mummy daughter date. 🤷♀️ |
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"LLB...Please please can you pour me something very large and cold. I'm not fussed what it is, as long as it's got lots and lots of alcohol in it It's been one of those days
Hello all 👋
Hi !
Hi K, how are you my gorgeous friend😊 I just thought it would be safer to pop by and have a large 'Fab' drink and not a real one at home, where I would tempted to finish the whole bottle lol.
Is it self-service tonight? "
It was for a time 🤷♀️ |
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By *ChubsMan 24 weeks ago
Ship Hotel Weybridge 13th to 16th Jan |
"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime."
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses |
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"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses "
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear |
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By *ChubsMan 24 weeks ago
Ship Hotel Weybridge 13th to 16th Jan |
"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear"
Free bar then 🤔🤫 |
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"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear
Free bar then 🤔🤫"
Sorry pal, she asked me to watch it for her. I can do a happy hour. |
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By *ChubsMan 24 weeks ago
Ship Hotel Weybridge 13th to 16th Jan |
"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear
Free bar then 🤔🤫
Sorry pal, she asked me to watch it for her. I can do a happy hour."
That'll do  |
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"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear
Free bar then 🤔🤫
Sorry pal, she asked me to watch it for her. I can do a happy hour.
That'll do "
You've only got 12 minutes! |
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By *ChubsMan 24 weeks ago
Ship Hotel Weybridge 13th to 16th Jan |
"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear
Free bar then 🤔🤫
Sorry pal, she asked me to watch it for her. I can do a happy hour.
That'll do
You've only got 12 minutes!"
Best get my arse to the bar then |
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"Since its virtual booze and I can't get afflicted with intolerances I'll have a jug of vodka with a twist of lime.
Seeing as it's quiet in here, I'll bring one over with 2 glasses
Barmaid is collapsed behind the bar, drinking on duty I fear
Free bar then 🤔🤫
Sorry pal, she asked me to watch it for her. I can do a happy hour."
Wasn't d*unk, tired.
Handsome barman
What are you pouring for me? |
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"Bartender! Do you know how to make Red Eye? "
*Realises he has been caught out and doesn't want to run with the bar at this time. It's busy...
"I'm on lunch break, buddy. Sorry"
Shakes LLB very hard. |
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"Bartender! Do you know how to make Red Eye?
*Realises he has been caught out and doesn't want to run with the bar at this time. It's busy...
"I'm on lunch break, buddy. Sorry"
Shakes LLB very hard."
And just realised she has left lol. She was shouting me. It must be the music I cranked up.
For you LLB. Alkaseltzer |
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"Bartender! Do you know how to make Red Eye?
*Realises he has been caught out and doesn't want to run with the bar at this time. It's busy...
"I'm on lunch break, buddy. Sorry"
Shakes LLB very hard.
And just realised she has left lol. She was shouting me. It must be the music I cranked up.
For you LLB. Alkaseltzer"
And you still look gorgeous when tired! Bloody Mary coming right up too.
*Hands keys over. |
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By *ddie1966Man 24 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"Just bring me a bottle and a straw please 🤣🤣
And maybe some men in waiter outfits to fan me, rub my feet ….
Bottle of????
Hopefully the gents will sort you out
Wine/Gin/Jack Daniels…. I’m not fussy 🤣"
One feels one has been neglecting one's duties my lady.
I shall beat myself to a yoghurt immediately then avail you with a fan and rosewater mist, then supply you with your ice cold Hock and a gentle Plantar Massage.
Any other ladies wishing to partake, would you kindly send requests to my lady.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Hold the bud, bud and get me a neck oil please!
Ooft a fellow ale drinker. I was after Brew Dog myself but I don't know if LLG is stocking the premium stuff. I'll take a ganders"
I can't quite get on with them after they made beer holders out of road kill  |
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"Hold the bud, bud and get me a neck oil please!
Ooft a fellow ale drinker. I was after Brew Dog myself but I don't know if LLG is stocking the premium stuff. I'll take a ganders
I can't quite get on with them after they made beer holders out of road kill "
Waaaaat? |
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"Just bring me a bottle and a straw please 🤣🤣
And maybe some men in waiter outfits to fan me, rub my feet ….
Bottle of????
Hopefully the gents will sort you out
Wine/Gin/Jack Daniels…. I’m not fussy 🤣
One feels one has been neglecting one's duties my lady.
I shall beat myself to a yoghurt immediately then avail you with a fan and rosewater mist, then supply you with your ice cold Hock and a gentle Plantar Massage.
Any other ladies wishing to partake, would you kindly send requests to my lady. "
Thank god you’re back!!! |
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Jesus. Just googled it.
Well to be fair that's just like them. Very controversial company. I know one of their top guys and to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if he played a part in it.
Shock value means everything to their aggressive marketing strategy. |
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"Absinthe please. 🍸
I might be in love. And we all know that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."
Certainly Sir. The last person to get me an Absinthe was a Royal! That's my claim to fame! It's the first and last one I had! |
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"French martini pretty please
Ok, I'm outta my depth here. Can I just serve beers.
Nero old boy, you're sophisticated. Can you get the fancy drinks in?
I’ll teach you. Super simple I promise  "
Ok quick, get yourself behind this bar quick. Fix yourself one of them and show me. Then get him ↓ his posh one too. |
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"I’ll teach you. Super simple I promise
Ok quick, get yourself behind this bar quick. Fix yourself one of them and show me. Then get him ↓ his posh one too."
Haha I’ve vaulted over to assist. Cocktail orders here my loves! |
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"I’ll teach you. Super simple I promise
Ok quick, get yourself behind this bar quick. Fix yourself one of them and show me. Then get him ↓ his posh one too.
Haha I’ve vaulted over to assist. Cocktail orders here my loves! "
Thank God for that. I just had to nip into the stock room, fabbed a few of your pics now I'm back to assist. |
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"I’ll teach you. Super simple I promise
Ok quick, get yourself behind this bar quick. Fix yourself one of them and show me. Then get him ↓ his posh one too.
Haha I’ve vaulted over to assist. Cocktail orders here my loves!
Thank God for that. I just had to nip into the stock room, fabbed a few of your pics now I'm back to assist."
Looks like the bar has gone quiet. Off we go to the stock room  |
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"I’ll teach you. Super simple I promise
Ok quick, get yourself behind this bar quick. Fix yourself one of them and show me. Then get him ↓ his posh one too.
Haha I’ve vaulted over to assist. Cocktail orders here my loves!
Thank God for that. I just had to nip into the stock room, fabbed a few of your pics now I'm back to assist.
Looks like the bar has gone quiet. Off we go to the stock room "
Damn. Missed you. |
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