…. Contact the exes and ask them to give a rating of my Lady Garden ….
Following on from crate my rock …. 🪨 😜
What basis do guys rate our (insert your name for your privates) …. ??!??!??
* Is there a checklist 📋
* Do they all travel with there secret black book 📕
* is it based on an average score
* 📊 📈 📉
Who knows 🤷🏻♀️
Happy Friday 🌞
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There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often. |
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"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often."
Aaaaaaa ….. so woman are at a disadvantage then as we will never know what is on the checklist
For a woman that loves a MEP THIS WILL BE HARD TO BEAR! |
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I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting? |
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"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?"
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"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?
No spare weekend ! But the dungeon is ready "
Is there room in there for another? :D |
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"I’m afraid the checklist is long and the inspection process lengthy. I have the necessary equipment handy though. Do you have a spare weekend coming up, OP? And maybe a bedroom set up with adequate task lighting?
No spare weekend ! But the dungeon is ready
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Is there room in there for another? :D"
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"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often."
Do you mean the "woo hoo I get to play with it" list |
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"There's a long, convoluted checklist to work through, which requires cross-referencing various colour-coded spreadsheets and phoning a centralised hotline that provides an encrypted key to keep everything under wraps. That's why we don't do it often.
Do you mean the "woo hoo I get to play with it" list"
Don't give away all our secrets! |
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"I rate them on the V.A.G.I.N.A.™ scale: vintage, acidity, glamour-value, irritability, neatness and aroma.
It seems to be a universally accepted metric."
And this Squire is why you are the Epitome of Men 💜
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"Just ask on here! 
We’ll rate them for y’all
Go on then Woody - rate my penis wallet
I’d say perfectly adequate to hold onto 6inches.
6/10
So if it could hold 11 inches would I score 11/10?"
That’s how my maths works too 👍🏻 |
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