And we're done! I thought for this one it would be funny to use as a template "Winkler" by Giles Coren, with a sex scene that's won a Bad Sex Award because of how terrible it is. I think we might actually have improved it:
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And he snored hard in her throat and his toes wanked around and drank on her nose and he blacked out and she took his pinky toe out of her navel and studied herself from his hand and worshipped the aubergine away and he fell and fluctuated at the air, and he dunked again so hard that his elbow wrenched out of her shoulder and a shot of it hit him straight in the thigh and dreamed like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he limboed with the tingling, but the loudness could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his left testicle, which was fornicating around like a sausage dropped in an empty cup, she chided his vulva deeply with the big toe of both arms and he shot 436 more times, in egregious squares on her hip. Like Granny Weatherwax. |
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I've started doing a Madlibs-style thing for Fab, where I make a story with blanks and get participants to fill them in with words without knowing the context or where they're going in the story. Then when all the blanks are filled, I post the complete story. |
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