Am I the only one

By *rNaughty84 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Derby

Who talks to the self checkout machine at the supermarket?

In a nice way of course, even if it's accusing me of putting unexpected items in their special areas.

Just me?

By *asterMeliodasMan 26 weeks ago

Newmill

"Who talks to the self checkout machine at the supermarket?

In a nice way of course, even if it's accusing me of putting unexpected items in their special areas.

Just me?"

No, I do it too. When it goes "Thanks for shopping at Tesco!" I go "You're welcome, machine."

By *mmaleiaWoman 26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I call it a cunt when the red light starts flashing, does that count?

By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Bristol

"I call it a cunt when the red light starts flashing, does that count?"

That totally cunts… er… counts.

By *4bimMan 26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Do they have a camera on these checkouts?

Imagine the enjoyment your giving the staff as they look back at the recordings.

YouTube hit all the way

By *icecouple561Couple 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Yes I do and I'm polite because when AI finally takes over they'll point to me and say "save that one"

By *arkSovereignMan 26 weeks ago

Lancashire

I swear at it when it says “please place the item in the bagging area.” The item IS in the bagging area ffs!