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By *ackformore100 OP   Man 30 weeks ago

Tin town

What have you got.? I'm thinking..

Grinning like a Cheshire cat

Hung like a donkey type sayings...

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By *hrill CollinsMan 30 weeks ago

The Outer Rim

Gorilla Salad

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By *he Silver FuxMan 30 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

The Cat’s pyjamas

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By *asterMeliodasMan 30 weeks ago

Newmill

Quiet as a mouse

Strong as an ox

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By *he Silver FuxMan 30 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

The Mutts Nutz

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By *illy IdolMan 30 weeks ago

Midlands

She looks like a Bulldog chewing a Wasp

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By *he Silver FuxMan 30 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Like a dog with two dicks..

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By *d mirerMan 30 weeks ago

lost

Shaking like a shitting dog

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By *aytime78Man 30 weeks ago

Huddersfield

wetter than a mirmaids minge

hotter than a kangaroos pouch

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands

Bull in a china shop

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By *bi HaiveMan 30 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Face like a baboons arse.

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By *d mirerMan 30 weeks ago

lost

Fanny like a gutted wombat

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By *andT2023Couple 30 weeks ago

in the middle

Horses for courses

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

The cat that got the cream…..in a way quite apt for here too

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By *aytime78Man 30 weeks ago

Huddersfield

fanny like a bulldog eating mayonase

an arse like a hoppos yawn

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 30 weeks ago

Leeds

Face like a rats arse.

The mr

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By *4bimMan 30 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

a mouth like a kangaroo pouch

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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Rarer than hens teeth 🐔

Not my circus, not my monkeys...🐒

The wheel's turning, but the hamster is dead 🐹

Cheeky monkey! 🐵

At it like rabbits 🐇🐇

An elephant 🐘 never forgets

A wolf 🐺 in sheep's clothing 🐑

Dirty pig 🐖

Eating like a pig 🐷

More humps than a camel 🐫

Batshit 🦇 crazy

A wise old owl 🦉

Slower than turtles 🐢 stampeding through peanut butter

A sly old fox 🦊

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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Face like a rats arse.

The mr "

Hair like rats tails

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By *till gameMan 30 weeks ago

Oldham

Dogs bollocks

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By *d mirerMan 30 weeks ago

lost


"Rarer than hens teeth 🐔

Not my circus, not my monkeys...🐒

The wheel's turning, but the hamster is dead 🐹

Cheeky monkey! 🐵

At it like rabbits 🐇🐇

An elephant 🐘 never forgets

A wolf 🐺 in sheep's clothing 🐑

Dirty pig 🐖

Eating like a pig 🐷

More humps than a camel 🐫

Batshit 🦇 crazy

A wise old owl 🦉

Slower than turtles 🐢 stampeding through peanut butter

A sly old fox 🦊"

You forgot rough as a badgers arse

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By *ondonMagicCouple 30 weeks ago

Durham

Happy as a pig in shit!

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By *till gameMan 30 weeks ago

Oldham

Fish out of water

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 30 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Talking the hind legs off a donkey

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By *ichaelangelaCouple 30 weeks ago

notts


"Rarer than hens teeth 🐔

Not my circus, not my monkeys...🐒

The wheel's turning, but the hamster is dead 🐹

Cheeky monkey! 🐵

At it like rabbits 🐇🐇

An elephant 🐘 never forgets

A wolf 🐺 in sheep's clothing 🐑

Dirty pig 🐖

Eating like a pig 🐷

More humps than a camel 🐫

Batshit 🦇 crazy

A wise old owl 🦉

Slower than turtles 🐢 stampeding through peanut butter

A sly old fox 🦊

You forgot rough as a badgers arse "

Mutton dressed as lamb

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands

The early bird catches the worm

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By *till gameMan 30 weeks ago

Oldham

Like a cat with 9 lives

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By *aytime78Man 30 weeks ago

Huddersfield

tits like spaniels ears

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands

Eager beaver

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By *issmorganWoman 30 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Cat got your tongue?

A little bird told me

They're the bees knees or the cats pyjamas.

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By *asterMeliodasMan 30 weeks ago

Newmill

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Or don't look a gift horse up the nose, as my late friend used to say.

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man 30 weeks ago

Tin town


"Fanny like a gutted wombat "

No... That's just..

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By *eordieJeansCouple 30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Elephants never forget.

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By *issBlackedCouple 30 weeks ago

Glasgow

When someone asks what you take in your tea/coffee (in Scotland):

"Two 'n coo"

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

A little bird told me

Look What the Cat dragged in

In two shakes of a lamb’s tail.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

Fanny like an hoss'es collar.

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By *entish_HeathenMan 30 weeks ago

Chatham

Mad as a sack of cats

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By *ynamicnatureMan 30 weeks ago

Doncaster

Sticking out like a pair of dogs balls.

Stop fucking the dog, (stop being lazy)

Lower than a snakes gut

Something smells fishy

Couldn't give a a rats arse

Give someone the bird, 🖕

How much can a koala bear

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By *ynamicnatureMan 30 weeks ago

Doncaster

Ants in your pants

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By *till gameMan 30 weeks ago

Oldham

Water off a ducks back

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By *punk n gushCouple 30 weeks ago

deal

Mouths as dry as ghandi flip flop

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By *iman2100Man 30 weeks ago

Glasgow

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

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By *2000ManMan 30 weeks ago

Worthing

Dog eat Dog

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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By *inkShyWoman 30 weeks ago

near Windsor

Ants in your pants

Bee in your bonnet

Elephant in the room

Until the cows come home

Two shakes of a lamb's tail

Dog eat dog

I've got bigger fish to fry

See ya later Alligator.. in a while crocodile

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch -- if it counts or not I do not care, I just like it!!

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By *batMan 30 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Foxy Lady!"

(Best done in a Garth Algar voice)

Gbat

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By *icecouple561Couple 30 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Raining cats and dogs

Like a dog with two tails

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

Curiosity killed the cat

Eyes like a hawk

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