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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance . |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Welcome John mines a pint of leffe.😂 |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Hi John, I'm flip flop and am actually sat in a AA meeting 🤣🤣
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Hi John! Welcome to the madhouse 🤪😉
Press that reply +quote button to reply to a specific poster and just be yourself 
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi John! Welcome to the madhouse 🤪😉
Press that reply +quote button to reply to a specific poster and just be yourself
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x"
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Welcome John x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Hey John 
If only he would answer to Jude. We could sing 🎤🎶
I'm going to sing anyway."
Yey sing !!! I'll start ,,,,,
Hey Jude ...... your turn . You take over , I'll be the backing dancer |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there "
Well hello yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Hi John, my name is Elle, and I'm not only a Fab Forum addict, but I may also think that one or two of the forumites are rather 🔥🔥🔥
Welcome 😁 "
Hey Elle , thanks for the welcome . And have you made said forumites aware of this ? |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻"
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉  |
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"Hi John, my name is Elle, and I'm not only a Fab Forum addict, but I may also think that one or two of the forumites are rather 🔥🔥🔥
Welcome 😁
Hey Elle , thanks for the welcome . And have you made said forumites aware of this ?"
Oh they know, John, they know! 😊 |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉 "
I don’t know what you mean. This is my first day on the forums 🤷♂️🤷♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉 "
Sorry Littlebird that meant to be a ... my finger slipped  |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉
Sorry Littlebird that meant to be a ... my finger slipped "
Slippery fingers… oooffttt |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉
I don’t know what you mean. This is my first day on the forums 🤷♂️🤷♂️"
Who are you? And what have you done with our Littlebird? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻"
I agree , ducks are awesome !!
World peace would be a winner .
Fighting giant hamsters is good ,but not before work .
I tried painting ants , but it was ruining my eyes |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉
I don’t know what you mean. This is my first day on the forums 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Who are you? And what have you done with our Littlebird?"
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
I agree , ducks are awesome !!
World peace would be a winner .
Fighting giant hamsters is good ,but not before work .
I tried painting ants , but it was ruining my eyes "
I’m ever so sorry John. I actually spelled fucks wrong. Those pesky 🦆 get everywhere. I meant fucks 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Newbie my arse, Littlebird 😂
* The rest is all true! So I've been informed 😉
Sorry Littlebird that meant to be a ... my finger slipped
Slippery fingers… oooffttt "
It's this damn hot weather! Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself "
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
I agree , ducks are awesome !!
World peace would be a winner .
Fighting giant hamsters is good ,but not before work .
I tried painting ants , but it was ruining my eyes
I’m ever so sorry John. I actually spelled fucks wrong. Those pesky 🦆 get everywhere. I meant fucks 😘"
I have a distant memory that i love those too !!! |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
I agree , ducks are awesome !!
World peace would be a winner .
Fighting giant hamsters is good ,but not before work .
I tried painting ants , but it was ruining my eyes
I’m ever so sorry John. I actually spelled fucks wrong. Those pesky 🦆 get everywhere. I meant fucks 😘
I have a distant memory that i love those too !!!"
We’ll stick around. Loads of 🦆🦆 here 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻"
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
I agree , ducks are awesome !!
World peace would be a winner .
Fighting giant hamsters is good ,but not before work .
I tried painting ants , but it was ruining my eyes
I’m ever so sorry John. I actually spelled fucks wrong. Those pesky 🦆 get everywhere. I meant fucks 😘
I have a distant memory that i love those too !!!
We’ll stick around. Loads of 🦆🦆 here 😘"
I cant stay in here much longer . Its packed with critters in here |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF "
I don't think anyone fancies a duck, they're everywhere. |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF "
Is that’s fix a fan? 😉 |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF
Is that’s fix a fan? 😉"
Fart at Four. |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF
Is that’s fix a fan? 😉
Fart at Four. "
Ooofftt. In |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time "
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it?? "
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !! |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!"
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Been here a bit.
I post nonsense and never have a truly serious answer. Some say I'm not wired up right but I way prefer "limited edition"
So howdy folks. Pleasure to be here and see all you fine people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!
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Oh my . When you said you was the resident flirt , you weren't joking were you . Come closer let me feel you !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Been here a bit.
I post nonsense and never have a truly serious answer. Some say I'm not wired up right but I way prefer "limited edition"
So howdy folks. Pleasure to be here and see all you fine people. "
Nonsense talk is cool . I work alone a lot of the time , so myself and I talk it all the time . |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!
Oh my . When you said you was the resident flirt , you weren't joking were you . Come closer let me feel you !!"
Sidles right up close |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Hi and welcome
Still fairly new here myself, everyone seems lovely for the most part…at least I think they’re all housetrained  "
Thanks for the welcome . House trained is good when I'm busy , but I am quite partial to low down and dirty folk ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!
Oh my . When you said you was the resident flirt , you weren't joking were you . Come closer let me feel you !!
Sidles right up close "
Mmm now did you mean to brush against my leg as you passed . Going to have to watch for the signs . You smell good by the way |
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"Welcome to the forums John. I’m a newbie here. My interests include world peace, fighting giant hamsters and a love of all things duck related 👍🏻
Hello Little Bird. if you are new, can I ask whether you FAF
Is that’s fix a fan? 😉
Fart at Four.
Ooofftt. In "
In this case I might not say "bring it on LB"
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!
Oh my . When you said you was the resident flirt , you weren't joking were you . Come closer let me feel you !!
Sidles right up close
Mmm now did you mean to brush against my leg as you passed . Going to have to watch for the signs . You smell good by the way "
I might have thank you, so do you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Hi OP welcome I'm LittlemissmistressK resident forum flirt x
Oohhh i like flirts !!! Well hello there
Well hello yourself
Oh no , you cant do the eyelash thing . I fall for that every time
Oh well that would be a shame wouldn't it??
No it wouldnt . Do it again , do it again !!
Oh my . When you said you was the resident flirt , you weren't joking were you . Come closer let me feel you !!
Sidles right up close
Mmm now did you mean to brush against my leg as you passed . Going to have to watch for the signs . You smell good by the way
I might have thank you, so do you "
Why thank you . Going to watch for more flirting . If i pick up on it im going to approach , but sometimes im just no good at spotting the signs |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance ."
Good evening John and welcome to the forum.
I may pop up occasionally but I'm more of a lurker then a regular participant x |
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"Hi, I'm Swing, I'm a misanthrope.
Yey , Ive always wondered what one of those looked like
resting bitch face is what it looks like"
I always get super confused every time I see you post because your username makes my brain see your avatar as a dress and then I remember it's hair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Good evening John and welcome to the forum.
I may pop up occasionally but I'm more of a lurker then a regular participant x"
Thank you for the welcome x and lurk near me any time |
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Good evening John and welcome to the forum.
I may pop up occasionally but I'm more of a lurker then a regular participant x
Thank you for the welcome x and lurk near me any time "
Thank you John, that's a lovely thing to say x |
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"Hi, I'm Swing, I'm a misanthrope.
Yey , Ive always wondered what one of those looked like
resting bitch face is what it looks like"
Now from that description , I know I'm a misanthrope magnet |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
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Hello John. Welcome to the Lounge. I'm Davina, and I have one serious question for you, that traditionally has to be put to all new forumites. I'm sure you'll understand that this has to be done. Think about it, but don't let it bother you too much if you don't understand it immediately.
So...
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
...Want one?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Not new to fab , but a forum virgin . I've looked on from the sidelines and it seems you are all quite familiar with each other here in the lounge . Then i think , youve got to start somewhere , so here goes ..... Hi my name is John and im an alcoholic . Oh darn sorry , i mean , Hi you lovely fabbers . Nice to make you acquaintance .
Good evening John and welcome to the forum.
I may pop up occasionally but I'm more of a lurker then a regular participant x
Thank you for the welcome x and lurk near me any time
Thank you John, that's a lovely thing to say x"
You are more than welcome . Stick with me and I'll shower you with compliments x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Hello John. Welcome to the Lounge. I'm Davina, and I have one serious question for you, that traditionally has to be put to all new forumites. I'm sure you'll understand that this has to be done. Think about it, but don't let it bother you too much if you don't understand it immediately.
So...
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
...Want one?
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Ha ha , i bet you ask all the boys that . You work for Curry's dont you . Youre on commission arent you . You're just using me to make you're monthly figures look better arent you ,,,,,,,, ohhh tv , ha ha I get it x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
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"Hello John. Welcome to the Lounge. I'm Davina, and I have one serious question for you, that traditionally has to be put to all new forumites. I'm sure you'll understand that this has to be done. Think about it, but don't let it bother you too much if you don't understand it immediately.
So...
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
...Want one?
Ha ha , i bet you ask all the boys that . You work for Curry's dont you . Youre on commission arent you . You're just using me to make you're monthly figures look better arent you ,,,,,,,, ohhh tv , ha ha I get it x"
Very close - I eat curries, my monthly figure is fabulous and I could be using you if you play your cards right...
Just a hint - a TV in the bedroom is always best mounted at the foot of the bed - for convenience, of course... |
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"Sidles right up close
Wait, where was this welcome when I joined? XD
You were in the loo and missed your turn.
Dammit, I knew I'd regret that doner kebab."
Dodgy Doner and the Chilli Sauce. Deadly combination. |
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"Sidles right up close
Wait, where was this welcome when I joined? XD
You were in the loo and missed your turn.
Dammit, I knew I'd regret that doner kebab.
Dodgy Doner and the Chilli Sauce. Deadly combination. "
Ah well, I think I've flirted enough since then to make up the deficit. :D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 17 weeks ago
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"Sidles right up close
Wait, where was this welcome when I joined? XD
You were in the loo and missed your turn.
Dammit, I knew I'd regret that doner kebab.
Dodgy Doner and the Chilli Sauce. Deadly combination. "
Winning combination for me . He keeps having to go to the loo . This may give me an adge !!?? |
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I'm not sure you'd like it.
But if I don't try, I will never know 🤷♂️"
You seem so sweet and innocent, though. You'd probably do some cheesy namby-pamby shit like a regular friendship thread where people say nice things about each other. |
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