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Well, see...when a man and a woman or a man and a man or a woman and a woman or a man and a woman and a man or a woman and a man and a woman or a woman and a woman and a woman or a man and a man and a man or a man and a man and a man and a woman or a woman and a woman and a woman and a man and/or any combination of genders in any given quantity love each other very much or at least feel significant lust... |
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Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Philip Larkin |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Philip Larkin"
Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ? |
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"Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Up to then there'd only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for the ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.
Then all at once the quarrel sank:
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.
So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) -
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles' first LP.
Philip Larkin
Buzzz. I call repetition for the word “life”, do I get to continue for the rest of the minute ? "
Yes! |
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When one stops and really thinks about it, sexual intercourse is really rather vulgar isn’t it?
I think I might therefore become a pious monk and never undertake this lewd and ungodly act ever again 👍
(I might be fibbing however…) |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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OP i think this is about the right level (from 'Where Willy Went' by Nicholas Allen):
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Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day arrives, he swims faster than his 300 million friends to win the prize—a marvelous egg. Then something wonderful happens, and eventually Mr. and Mrs. Browne have a baby girl who has the same winning smile as Willy and who grows up to be a great swimmer.
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Hope this helps |
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By *vaRose43Woman 24 weeks ago
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"OP i think this is about the right level (from 'Where Willy Went' by Nicholas Allen):
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Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day arrives, he swims faster than his 300 million friends to win the prize—a marvelous egg. Then something wonderful happens, and eventually Mr. and Mrs. Browne have a baby girl who has the same winning smile as Willy and who grows up to be a great swimmer.
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Hope this helps"
I read this to my kids when they were little lol |
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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I had a sexual thought earlier and was disgusted at my weakness.
Thank god for my signed photo of Miriam Margoyles which instantly extinguished my lascivious yearnings 👍"
If you really have a signed photo of Miriam Margoyles I am really jealous, I love her, what a beautifully filthy soul she is!  |
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"I had a sexual thought earlier and was disgusted at my weakness.
Thank god for my signed photo of Miriam Margoyles which instantly extinguished my lascivious yearnings 👍
If you really have a signed photo of Miriam Margoyles I am really jealous, I love her, what a beautifully filthy soul she is! "
She’s certainly quite a character 👍😜 |
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I feel misled, all those 70s pornos led me to believe sex involved turning up at a house with pizza with extra sausage, and being met by a hot lady wearing next to nothing. Who's willing to do things in exchange for payment.
A hump against the neighbours skip isn't really the situation I'd prepared for.  |
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