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Nah. Just the usual. Men wanting their balls drained or complaining about lack of response, a few people posting some alright pictures, local producers of the most unsexy videos I have ever seen have a new one up with gynecological close ups and socks left on during. |
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By *hilloutMan 17 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Quick first glance?
Someone really needing to eat pussy
Someone complaining there are no sugar daddies on fab 😂
A friend advertising her upcoming club event at Alchemy |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Someone looking for an expert deepthroater, woman or man.
Someone looking to give others a good time and wishing to be contacted on KIK.
Loads of people who decided to post in your face cock pics and some even thoughtfully added Red Bull cans.  |
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"There is some Canadian chick tryna fund flights to Ireland via the generous souls of fab
That was slighlt entertaining"
I seen that! She's claiming 2 people have put money towards it 😂
Begging for money on Fab must feel just a little bit low |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Someone's really loving the hot weather. A woman with a 22 hour old profile is horny and wants fucking right now so they're definitely real and a couple wants every man to wank over their photos which I won't do because I'm a rebel 😎 |
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By *reya73Woman 17 weeks ago
Whitley Bay |
It's quite busy up north..
Someone is offering to lick sweat off a lady.
Someone else is looking for hung lads in town.
A poor love is bored in Travelodge.
Someone else has shaving cream on their balls.
It's all go! |
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Nothing really entertaining to report.
Few new profiles have uploaded some public pictures.
One female account who seems to be on here just to moan is yet again moaning about how many messages she has full of cock pics (yet uploads photos of her with captions like wank over me lads, let's see those cocks being stroked)
There's a few profile status updates about the heat |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Apparently someone has posted their two hundredth verification.
Do they send you a free pen for that?"
Blue peter badge I’d have thought and instructions on how to make an advent calendar. |
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"Apparently someone has posted their two hundredth verification.
Do they send you a free pen for that?
Blue peter badge I’d have thought and instructions on how to make an advent calendar."
Well shit. I don't know how to make advent calendars, so I'd better get cracking. Only 198 veris to go! |
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"Nah. Just the usual. Men wanting their balls drained or complaining about lack of response, a few people posting some alright pictures, local producers of the most unsexy videos I have ever seen have a new one up with gynecological close ups and socks left on during."
I am fairly adventurous and open minded but sex with a man with socks on (assuming he was undressed otherwise is a line I will not cross!
If he is still dressed and wanted me to suck his cock or to fuck me that’s OK! |
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"There is a single chap in the travel tavern at knutsford services looking for couple for cuck fun. Wife must have big tits and like anal."
My wife meets both of those criteria but 11 hours is a long-ass drive. :P |
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"Apparently someone has posted their two hundredth verification.
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Do they send you a free pen for that?"
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Psst, if you're after a free Parker™ pen then just sign up for a quote for the Cornhill Over 50 Plan. I know this because Saffrøn told me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Apparently someone has posted their two hundredth verification.
Do they send you a free pen for that?
Blue peter badge I’d have thought and instructions on how to make an advent calendar.
Well shit. I don't know how to make advent calendars, so I'd better get cracking. Only 198 veris to go!"
Couple seeking a chap who wants to learn how to make advent calendars and must wear a kilt of the McDonald’s clan. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"There is a single chap in the travel tavern at knutsford services looking for couple for cuck fun. Wife must have big tits and like anal.
My wife meets both of those criteria but 11 hours is a long-ass drive. :P"
Typical time wasters! |
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"Apparently someone has posted their two hundredth verification.
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Do they send you a free pen for that?
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Psst, if you're after a free Parker™ pen then just sign up for a quote for the Cornhill Over 50 Plan. I know this because Saffrøn told me."
I'll set a reminder on my phone to come back to this post in 10 years and 6 months when I'll be eligible. :P |
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A man whose car has broken down for the second time today asked if anyone can give him a lift home and offering ‘compensation’; I don’t know if he is offering money or sex, or both.
Actually if I wasn’t ill at the moment I would have been tempted; I am very cock hungry and with his car not working he couldn’t have escaped me! |
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"A man whose car has broken down for the second time today asked if anyone can give him a lift home and offering ‘compensation’; I don’t know if he is offering money or sex, or both.
Actually if I wasn’t ill at the moment I would have been tempted; I am very cock hungry and with his car not working he couldn’t have escaped me! "
Modern problems require modern solutions. XD |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Couple booked 10 day holiday in PDI in October 2025 says hi if you are going. Bit previous I thought but all for forward planning.
Single Bull looking for married pussy.
Single lady obviously had a good Afternoon and he know who he is.
Couple really pissed off as no one reads their profile.
Lady looking to get on page 1 of most fab pictures which if you Fab will get a friend acceptance.
Other than that just the usual Run of the mill stuff |
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"A man whose car has broken down for the second time today asked if anyone can give him a lift home and offering ‘compensation’; I don’t know if he is offering money or sex, or both.
Actually if I wasn’t ill at the moment I would have been tempted; I am very cock hungry and with his car not working he couldn’t have escaped me!
Modern problems require modern solutions. XD"
I was thinking more of 18th century solutions; highwaywomen finds man stranded and demands sex (and then charges him to take him home!)? |
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"Couple booked 10 day holiday in PDI in October 2025 says hi if you are going. Bit previous I thought but all for forward planning.
Single Bull looking for married pussy.
Single lady obviously had a good Afternoon and he know who he is.
Couple really pissed off as no one reads their profile.
Lady looking to get on page 1 of most fab pictures which if you Fab will get a friend acceptance.
Other than that just the usual Run of the mill stuff"
Oh and a cougar looking for young pray. I did point out the grammatical error but was told to go forth and multiply. |
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Errrm, someone who has 4 different accounts posting about wanting meets. 
Another with their 50th verified meet despite being on here for 6 weeks. 
Lots of profiles with no pics, some with wangs galore and a few others being rather rude and offensive. 🙄 |
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"Errrm, someone who has 4 different accounts posting about wanting meets.
Another with their 50th verified meet despite being on here for 6 weeks.
Lots of profiles with no pics, some with wangs galore and a few others being rather rude and offensive. 🙄"
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Jager! How are you?? It's good to read you on this thread! 💙 |
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Here's the local Thames Valley bulletin:
* a new hair do incoming
* a couple humble bragging about message overload
* Someone wishing good night to "#BLACKMENONLY"
* Some new boobs & bum pics
* Someone looking for a sensual, slow massage to relax "in this heat" |
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"Errrm, someone who has 4 different accounts posting about wanting meets.
Another with their 50th verified meet despite being on here for 6 weeks.
Lots of profiles with no pics, some with wangs galore and a few others being rather rude and offensive. 🙄
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Jager! How are you?? It's good to read you on this thread! 💙"
Good evening Nero, I’m doing ok thank you, a lot going on since the promotion back in October mind! How are you? 💙 |
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"Errrm, someone who has 4 different accounts posting about wanting meets.
Another with their 50th verified meet despite being on here for 6 weeks.
Lots of profiles with no pics, some with wangs galore and a few others being rather rude and offensive. 🙄
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Jager! How are you?? It's good to read you on this thread! 💙
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Good evening Nero, I’m doing ok thank you, a lot going on since the promotion back in October mind! How are you? 💙"
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All well, thanks! Congratulations on the promo'! |
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By *ragonbaitCouple 17 weeks ago
Reading and Aberdare |
"Here's the local Thames Valley bulletin:
* a new hair do incoming
* a couple humble bragging about message overload
* Someone wishing good night to "#BLACKMENONLY"
* Some new boobs & bum pics
* Someone looking for a sensual, slow massage to relax "in this heat""
Thanks for looking so I didn't have to 😄
Great username |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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This mornings update.
Couple wanting someone to accommodate them between 2:30 and 4:00pm.
Lady espousing the delight of her first bukkake and will do the Veris later.
Mature lady indicating young well hung lads go to the front of a queue.
New couple not sure and testing the water.
Single lady asking what a well known club is like during the daytime and if hung men are going. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Couple wanting car fun.
Someone has created a new profile for hosting at a local club whatever that may entail.
Lady with two profiles commented her ceiling has collapsed and she has no luck.
Couple had some fun a number four hut in PDI and apparently he knows who he is.
Couple seeking man 70 or older for fantasy play. Bit weird. |
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"Someone looking for an expert deepthroater, woman or man.
Someone looking to give others a good time and wishing to be contacted on KIK.
Loads of people who decided to post in your face cock pics and some even thoughtfully added Red Bull cans. "
Red bull can? Couldn't afford a tape measure, or do you reckon red bull makes it look bigger? I thought it just gives you wings, no one mentioned a hard on too. |
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By *aizyWoman 17 weeks ago
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A man is looking to spunk on a pussy. Someone else is looking for big cocks in their garden and another man says open boarders don’t work, not sure what his boarders have been up to! |
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"A man is looking to spunk on a pussy. Someone else is looking for big cocks in their garden and another man says open boarders don’t work, not sure what his boarders have been up to!"
I hope they managed to get a hold of some big cock seeds; my local garden centre is always sold out when I check. |
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By *aizyWoman 17 weeks ago
west midlands |
"A man is looking to spunk on a pussy. Someone else is looking for big cocks in their garden and another man says open boarders don’t work, not sure what his boarders have been up to!
I hope they managed to get a hold of some big cock seeds; my local garden centre is always sold out when I check."
Try cucumber seeds!  |
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A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me. |
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me."
 what do you reckon flashing lights and tassels?  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"A man is looking to spunk on a pussy. Someone else is looking for big cocks in their garden and another man says open boarders don’t work, not sure what his boarders have been up to!
I hope they managed to get a hold of some big cock seeds; my local garden centre is always sold out when I check.
Try cucumber seeds! "
Courgettes also work  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
In my locals, the sausage fest continues, someone wants "big sweaty tits" slapping him in the face, and a fellow t-girl has itchy midge bites after having an outdoor liaison...
It's all go here.  |
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me."
I think at that point the way to stand out is not writing a message. :P |
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me.
what do you reckon flashing lights and tassels? "
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I would just change my avatar to tea and cake and put a fullstop/period in my message. |
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me."
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Dear Nero.. women always have a way to find that one message  |
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me.
what do you reckon flashing lights and tassels?
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I would just change my avatar to tea and cake and put a fullstop/period in my message."
That's genius, I'll change mine to a pack of chocolate covered donuts...
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"A woman is declaring that her inbox has 1,697 messages but is encouraging men to write a message that •really stands out•.
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How on earth she's going to find that 'stand out message' in amongst the deluge is beyond me.
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Dear Nero.. women always have a way to find that one message "
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This is very true.  |
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"I've got an interview tomorrow for a director of customer service position which would be nice.
That's my exciting thing happening. 😊
Good luck.. 🍀"
Thank you Lioness. I appreciate that. It would be a great opportunity with a decent pay rise with still retaining a hybrid worklife. So I'm very excited as you can probably tell haha
😊 x |
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In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox "
For the most part, it sounds like you're having a great day! I hope it continues through to tomorrow! 😊
I love a good love story too. 😁😁 |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox "
Why do I get the feeling you're being just a tad sarcastic with that last one? XD |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox
Why do I get the feeling you're being just a tad sarcastic with that last one? XD"
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Oh no, it is a rather beautiful tale unfolding, it’s been going on since the “find a social” thread. It’s made smile for past 36 hours or so  |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox
Why do I get the feeling you're being just a tad sarcastic with that last one? XD
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Oh no, it is a rather beautiful tale unfolding, it’s been going on since the “find a social” thread. It’s made smile for past 36 hours or so "
Oh, that's awesome then. |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox
Why do I get the feeling you're being just a tad sarcastic with that last one? XD
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Oh no, it is a rather beautiful tale unfolding, it’s been going on since the “find a social” thread. It’s made smile for past 36 hours or so
Oh, that's awesome then. "
An update: That beautiful tale is still going strong |
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"In my local news..
• Lots of views of my profile 408 so far today..
• Everyone is wondering why I’m in Finland
• Plenty of sky remotes and beer cans being use as measuring aids
• A man has creamed himself down
• Lots of “meet now” request
• Hotel offers for weekend
• Lots of wangs out on display
And there’s a rather beautiful story unfolding in my inbox
Why do I get the feeling you're being just a tad sarcastic with that last one? XD
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Oh no, it is a rather beautiful tale unfolding, it’s been going on since the “find a social” thread. It’s made smile for past 36 hours or so
Oh, that's awesome then.
An update: That beautiful tale is still going strong "
I ship it. :D Really happy for you. |
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Nothing happening near Cross Hands, Carmarthenshire. It’s the equivalent of looking for a Costa Coffee shop on the moon.
I’d be very surprised if anyone around here actually wanted to really meet up for some no strings fun rather than just talk about it. I hope I’m wrong as I’m the eternal optimist, but a Costa Coffee says I’m not…lol |
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"In London??? Absolutely nothing other than the usual drivel, I kid you not.
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Still nothing happening in London. At least nothing noteworthy. 🥱
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It's all happening in London tomorrow. "
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It certainly is, KC²! 🫖 🍾 🍸 🍮 🍰 |
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