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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs?
What would you demand?
Help a lady out here  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"It probably depends on what you’re the goddess *of*.
Being the goddess of lurve is probably quite a different thing from being the goddess of lost socks, for example."
To be fair I am flipping ace at finding lost socks |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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That he should wear your maids outfit and clean your house from top to bottom...and then maybe wash the car - I think you could take advantage of your new found status!! |
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"You should demand to meet the first guy that messages you on this thread.
(Or second or even third if i wasnt the first 🤣)
Will he offer to do my dishes?  "
If dishes are the only thing that needs doing, probably |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"That he should wear your maids outfit and clean your house from top to bottom...and then maybe wash the car - I think you could take advantage of your new found status!!"
I don't have a car. Do you think he'd service the bike instead?  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"You could go all Freya and get a chariot led by cats. Or channel your inner Morrigan and turn into a crow at will - no more traffic. "
Having children is already close enough to herding cats, so I'll pass on that. But no more traffic sounds good |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"You should demand to meet the first guy that messages you on this thread.
(Or second or even third if i wasnt the first 🤣)
Will he offer to do my dishes?
If dishes are the only thing that needs doing, probably "
Wow, he must have a thing for rubber gloves and the smell of washing up liquid  |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs?
What would you demand?
Help a lady out here "
Maybe a burnt offering (what's your cooking like?) |
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs?
What would you demand?
Help a lady out here "
Kneel before you  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍
Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊
Only if they’re crunchy. I’m sure they’d clear the dingleberries from your bum fluff too "
My nits are as crunchy as my dingleberries  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"As a goddess I'm pretty sure you can demand whatever you desire, but be careful and remember you can have too much of a good thing  "
You can never have enough grapes peeled by oiled up topless hunks  |
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I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
However in the case of Dee I feel the need to compliment till the end of time. Based purely on her looks one has to agree that she is a goddess, and since she is going to bed me, I can guarantee you still won't be getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
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^^ I fixed that for you fella! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
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But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess "
It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways. |
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"I too am in the Goddess club. Our Pantheon is gonna be fucking awesome.
J
Hell yes! Is it full of lithe naked bodies slowly gyrating? "
This sounds a bit Tales of the Unexpected or Bond movie. 🤔
In. 😈😁
J |
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"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍
Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊
Only if they’re crunchy. I’m sure they’d clear the dingleberries from your bum fluff too
My nits are as crunchy as my dingleberries "
I wasn’t hungry, but I am now 🤣 |
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess
It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways."
Error of my ways? Nah this is lost on me
All i know is I've had women get on their knees before me many times. I think they may be praying but who knows. There's some mumbling, some moaning etc. May be a prayer. Not sure as I'm a bit distracted.
I've certainly had them shout "oh my god" when I'm doing my thing...
So..does that make me a god then?
I can live with that.
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
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I'll never understand why some people choose to piss on another's bonfire. |
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs?
What would you demand?
Help a lady out here "
I looked up Kakia’s Wikipedia page… then I thought nah… you’re too skinny. You would totally tempt a Hercules though… |
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"It probably depends on what you’re the goddess *of*.
Being the goddess of lurve is probably quite a different thing from being the goddess of lost socks, for example.
To be fair I am flipping ace at finding lost socks"
Please find mine. Every bloody wash one goes missing! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple 17 weeks ago
Wolverhampton |
"Goddess you say.
You should demand of your subjects a harvest of bum fluff, they should lay it out over your naked body and worship at your toes. "
Just imagine the different colours of anal fluff I might receive |
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
I'll never understand why some people choose to piss on another's bonfire. "
You ever noticed how you can't even make a joke on this forum without someone's bottom tightening hard enough to make diamonds these days?
Everyone's offended....
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By *nnCeeWoman 17 weeks ago
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"Not sure about Goddess, although I think I've had a similarmessage before... maybe more like little female Buddha. Rub my belly for good luck 🤣
Oh go on then. I'll even warm up my hands first "
Yippeeeeee!!! Make it jiggle! It makes me chuckle |
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"I got called a Queen today
Damn straight I am, now bring me snacks or it's orf with ones head! "
I call a work colleague a Queen all the time.
He absolutely hates it. But yes he does behave like one. |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp.
You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any.
Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun!
But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess
It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways.
Error of my ways? Nah this is lost on me
All i know is I've had women get on their knees before me many times. I think they may be praying but who knows. There's some mumbling, some moaning etc. May be a prayer. Not sure as I'm a bit distracted.
I've certainly had them shout "oh my god" when I'm doing my thing...
So..does that make me a god then?
I can live with that.
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^^ Executioner  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Yeah, I'm a goddess. (It's in my profile - "body approaching that of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess"). I rule the night, from my Eternal Crypt in the Nether Regions...
I particularly enjoy laying waste to the surface dwellers, and those who Displease me...
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