Describe yourself as a drink. A rather robust shiraz, a hot chilli vodka, a refreshing eldelflower cordial, a strong and dark ristretto, a sophisticated old fashioned or perhaps a dry and crisp champagne or indeed something else. Just tell us.  |
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Mine would be complex permutations delicate molecules of cider fractionally distilled into ethanol…
Able to mix or fizz but have the maturity of time itself
But pure - to avoid headaches  😬🤩😎🙏 but in
Need of very careful handling and avoid open flames 🔥 can explode with a bang ☄️💥
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"Cold, stale piss 
You're going to do so well with all the men who love squirting on here. "
I hope not. That's the hot gushing piss market.
I'm more the not quite a pint that some mid life crisiser has put in the fridge because they've heard its good for restoring youth and vigour, but then couldn't go through with it, and I've just been sat there for a couple of weeks now, slowly enriching every food item with my scent |
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"Mine would be complex permutations delicate molecules of cider fractionally distilled into ethanol…
Able to mix or fizz but have the maturity of time itself
But pure - to avoid headaches 😬🤩😎🙏 but in
Need of very careful handling and avoid open flames 🔥 can explode with a bang ☄️💥
I now love access to the emoji world now "
You definately thought this one through |
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